How do I get a stronk 6.3-6.5 ft bf to dominate over him and turn him into my own personal toilet?
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>>37602967
Pretty fucking degenerate desu
But Crystal Castles is fucking lit and i posted in ur gay ass thread to say you have good taste.
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How do I get a big 6'6 ft bf to dominate me and make me feel like a woman?
t. 5'11
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Fuck off back to /lgbt/. You spam this every day.
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My problem with /r9k/ 2017-06-09 04:03:44 Post No.37602535
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There are so many degenerate betas on this thread that it kind of starts getting annoying. This board is for original content.
>But my shitty life is orginal content
Yes, technically it is but, it's been over done. No one cares about how much of a virgin you are. Pic related
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But whenever I post about my garbage life I get tons of (you)s. Do you have any other suggestions?
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>>37602535
Good Idea, OP. What original and fresh content do you have for us?
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Absolutely none, because I spend the majority of my day doing productive things, unlike the uneducated baboons who frequent this board. I'm simply suggesting that you make internal changes to this shithole so that you don't look like a bunch of faggot degenerates.
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I'm 19 and I truly, truly believe that I will be completely alone for the rest of my life. Please, someone say it isn't so.
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You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and (no gf) whenever you want to (have gf). You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the attraction game goes
you can either wallow in self pity, eventually rotting and becoming nothing or you could hid the gym, run, lift weights, and get gf.
Chad or Die anon, the choice is yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A
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>>37602486
Post pic with timestamp of urself
I'm curious
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>>37602829
I don't want a gf. I don't even want anything. I just think I was born incorrectly. I was sheltered by my beta asian dad for an entire 14 years and I'm just now understanding how cruel people can be, but that's alright because Heaven is waiting for me, somewhere.
>>37602851
no timestamp but here's a pic when I was happy
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>went to a funeral yesterday
>mass and procession is today
>mother saying how it's going to be five hours long with dinner and everything
>fucking upset
>wanted to finish an anime and do other manchild stuff
>don't even really care about the dead person
>get dressed anyway since I'm a defeatist and don't want to put up a fight
>ask her if what I'm wearing looks appropriate
>she's surprised I'm going
>she wasn't expecting me to come
>now I'm obliged to go
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE FUNERALS FUCK
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No wonder you're a fucking manchild.
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Have you considered killing yourself there and making it a double funeral?Steal the guy's thunder.
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>>37602462
Just go to the main portion, the eulogy. Don't go to any of the other crap.
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Do you ever wonder if you jerk off to the same pornstars as your dad does?
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If I found that out I'd probably borrow my friend's shotgun and end it all
t. Trannyaddict
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My father is 65 and computer illiterate. He never uses computers. I don't think he even knows porn exists.
He worked as a plumber for 40 years, so it isn't like he has ever been around computers.
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My dad died before most of the porn stars I fap to were born
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I'm going ghost!
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>>37602400
xD upvoted! hehe
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>>37602606
You gotta pay for that laugh. Give me some 4chan gold.
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>>37602400
>I'm going ghost!
Lole nice! Xd
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Do you guys like Joeys World Tour?
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IIIIMMMM BEAAAAHHHCCCCCCKKKKK
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WOOWOWOWOWOOO
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*violently coughs up food while wearing a Mickey mouse hat*
>first semester of college
>total loser
>spent days gaming, vaping, browsing r9k, etc.
>miserable, assumed I would be a virgin forever
>second semester rolls around
>meet qt Asian girl through a mutual friend
>hit it off, start dating
>we both lose our virginity to each other after dating for a while
>still together years later, planning to get married
This shit isn't that hard guys, you just have to put in some effort.
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FUCVK YOUUUUUUUUUUU GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37602130
>Mutual friend
>Total loser
Nice try normie
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>>37602130
OP here : This is a pic of me and my qt girlfriend
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>tfw haven't had a face-to-face conversation with someone since mid-April
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You including grocery store cashiers?
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>>37602103
Do you really have conversations with grocery store cashiers?
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>>37602103
>Talking to cashiers
>not just grunting
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THERES NO WAY IN HELL A WEAK EIGHT-SIX COULD EVER PASS ME.
I BET ILL LEAVE THAT LOSER IN THE DUST ONCE WE HIT THE STRAIGHTAWAY
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it's so fun to win.
we're expected to.
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>>37601985
K-K-KANSEI DORIFUTO??!?
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>>37601985
People on this board still watch Initial D in 2017.
And you ask me why I love it here?
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Does /r9k/ think Bill Cosby actually raped those women?
Also based Bill.
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>comedian tries to be funny
that's it I'm calling CNN
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Damn, bills killing it lately
Hilarious
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>>37601913
Remember when Bill Cosby was the lovable dad/grampa that you grew up with and didn't have any of these aligations of rape and sexual assault surrounding him?
Those were good days.
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>"He's 27 years old and still living with his parents, lol"
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>>37601889
Don't worry Anon, those wagecucks will never understand how comfy the neet life is. Normen are always trying act like their shit job makes them better. Don't fall for it.
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>>37601889
it's pretty normal in italy or spain
stop spending so much money on rent like good goyim
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>>37601889
>tfw 35 and still living with parents
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>final week of class
>last day is tomorrow
>have last paper due on last day
>minimum of 100 words to pass class
>haven't started it yet
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>>37601777
Your shitpost was 26 words. Shitpost 3 more times and your paper is done.
oregano communism
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>tfw 5 word sentence due in 10 years
Wat do
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>>37601777
I have a 1 question open book test that's due in the Spring 2018 semester.
Should I drop out now?
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>ywn have a witch gf that will use you as a guinea pig for her potions
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That's a feel that I sadly know all too well.
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I too want to feel Izettas izettas.
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>>37601717
I'd frankly prefer an ordinary magician gf, but similar feel I think.
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The King Of The Robots. 2017-06-09 03:08:05 Post No.37601698
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>Imagine a competition, where NEETs, losers and social rejects from all over the world, video tape themselves as they attempt to climb the social and societal ladder.
>The winner each season gets crowned "King of the Robots" and receives a hefty amount of money as reward. As well as the title and the responsibilities that come with. it mainly: he must couch other robots, organize robot events and eventually pass transfer his power to the next king of the robots.
>Much like a reality TV competition, the King of the robots has to gain the hearts and minds of the robots that will vote for them, but also who makes the most progress.
>In the competition, Robots will go from being basement dwelling losers, college drop outs and failed-at-life low lives, to becoming men that cease the day and take risks no robot dares to.
>The show can be in the form of a live stream were we observe each robot's unique journey and adventures. Or it can take a more reality-tv like, classical format, where we release 1 hour long episodes summarizing everyone's highlights in their journey and progress through their loserdom.
Would you watch this show robots?
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>>37601698
I already won. Bow before me.
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>person who is the most normie wins "King of the Robots" title
every wizard deserves this award more.
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>>37601755
I think given the way most robots feel about normies, the king of the robots will likely be individuals that tick all of the boxes.
>ugly/not attractive by conventional standards
>Socially awkard but has a slight edge where they still "try" and thus overcome their social shortcomings.
>Not too tall, reg height
>a bit of a weebo.
>Probably razor sharp intelligent, or the complete opposite, either can cause empathy and relatedness in robots.
>Willing to make an ass of himself to entertain, even if he is scared and likely to fail big time.