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>Great with people, can talk with anyone pretty well
>Generally well liked
>Still have no friends
Anyone else know this feel?
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I find it easy to be superficial with other people, because they don't notice that I'm not interested in them. I am generally well liked, because I'm "the funny one" and people come to me for advice and they feel like we have a connection. I don't have a connection with them, but if they think we're friends and I can help them without any real effort from my side, then it's fine by me.
It's quite weird, because I do like being alone, but I often feel lonely. I can talk with people, but not about me because they wouldn't understand.
I don't know if this is how you feel, but this was what I interpreted the feel as.
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I'm competent socially and can get along with people well enough.
I've just never met a person I want to spend any extra time around.
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>>35244668
I'm not being superficial though.
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>buy so much food at McDonalds that they give me a free balloon
>"oh you're having a big party tonight huh?"
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>>35244524
post a pic of the ballon mate don't let us down
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>>35244524
Yes anon, please show us the balloon.
Surely you're pathetic enough to have kept it.
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>>35244524
>"oh you're having a big party tonight huh?"
What items did you buy and how many?
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> want to talk with someone
> decided to join a club in my uni
> only one think that I am capable of are political discussions
> hate commies, but there is only communist club
> tried to search, there were a libertarian one 6-7 years ago, but closed
> join nevertheless
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Libertarian is so 2006. Time to get onboard with Democratic Socialists.
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>>35245332
Actually first time in my life I saw a real feminist.
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>>35244469
Do you have to be a pedophile to be a libertarian, or is the other way around?
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Do robots have principles?
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Mine are as follows:
1) No violence unless it is a means to protect yourself or others.
2) No drugs.
3) No addictions or unnecessary or unreasonable dependence, especially substance dependence.
4) Limit deception of others; if a situation calls for lying, you likely should not be in it.
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in b4 somebody calls you a moralfag for not going full on hedonism
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>>35244461
man you must live a boring fucking life
Someone who's lived 95 years is gonna have stories to tell
What kind of stories will you tell?
>I sat at my computer 24/7 and didn't do anything that might be wrong
>basically I'm a giant walking PUSSY BITCH.
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>no drugs
>no stealing
>no getting drunk
>no antagonizing others
>no abusing the system
>no taking advantage of people
>no being loyal to people who are not loyal to me
These are not even things I consciously think about, it's just how I am. Except for the last one. Misplaced loyalty has bought me so much pain and I had to learn that one.
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Being a shitty person is nothing to brag about. Old people used to tell war stories or talk about family, but now old people brag about being degenerates who took a lot of drugs and fucked up the entire social order with their carelessness.
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What weird fetish do you own anons?
Have you ever accidentally revealed it in public?
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>>35244439
What am I looking at here? What is that image, it's just awful
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Big ape ripping a girl's clothes off.
Dunno how I could accidentally reveal it in public. If I could train apes to do anything I wanted I'd purposefully reveal it.
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>>35244439
you better post more shits from the creator now
I'm speechless
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Is a moustache the true robot facial hair?
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No.
Where did you get this idea?
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Posting a pic of Tom Selleck while making a case for the moustache being a the true robot facial hair is probably the worst thing you could have done.
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How do I grow a manly moustache?
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How many times do you jerk off a day?
2-3 for me
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How?
I need to recharge for a while if I nut once a dew for a couple of days.
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>>35244371
I do it pretty far apart in the day
one in the morning and 1 late at night
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>>35244394
I could only do that when between 13-17
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>white race is dying off
>west is falling to the muslims
>women are whores who do nothing but dream of being raped by a nigger or a muslim
>the elites are sacrificing children to satan
>young kids are being brainwashed by liberal propaganda
>little girls are trained to be whores from the moment they're born
I want off this ride
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I think you may need to get off 4chan for a little bit and maybe go for a walk or something dude.
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>>35244246
All valid points but you are forgetting
>Trump won
We're all going to make it my friend
Also
>young kids are being brainwashed by liberal propaganda
That's partly true, but gen Z are statistically shown to be the most conservative generation since the 1940's
http://www.marcomm.news/gen-z-is-the-most-conservative-generation-since-those-born-before-1945/
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>>35244246
Move to Vietnam or Thailand or something.
Marry like 5 women
Live like a king/
????
profit
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who /holding in poop/ here?
its so fun, makes me get out my chair and kneel on the floor. and my face goes into a grin when it tries to come out but I hold it.
anyone else ever do this?
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>>35244218
It does feel good i cant lie :p
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How big do you think it will be when it comes out?
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>>35244314
lol probabyl huge
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Anyone else addicted to 4loko?It feels great to blackout after a long day at work
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no good since obama took out the caffeine
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>>35244211
Never even heard of it, but the name makes it sound like Mexican pisswater, so I'd avoid it, anyway.
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>fourloko
>blackout
I miss high school, it was a simpler time.
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I was born in the west, but where my parents come from arranged marriage is the norm. They expect me to have one as well. At first I was really against it, wanted to choose my own wife through love and not be matched up. But, that didn't really happen for me, and I feel really relieved that I have arranged marriage as a backup. It just good to have as a failsafe. Still gonna look for someone on my own, but that probably isn't gonna happen. Anyway, my question is, what is your thoughts on arranged marriage?
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>>35244210
I didnt know chinks still did aranged marriages
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>>35244262
pic unrelated if that's what you mean. not a chink btw.
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>>35244262
I didn't know this either. I've mostly only heard of Indians getting arranged marriages, sometimes dense Arab communities.
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Alright boys it's time to see your supreme autism manifest. Post your chats and we see how badly you're fucking up.
Truth be told I haven't actually had much autistic conversation with girls recently (and if i have I've already posted 'em here) but this is what happened when I asked if a girl I used to know wanted to sing a song from La La Land with me.
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>>35244170
La La Land? More like Inauthenti-City
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I guess this more of a rejection than autism.
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Sure thing, let me just pull up one of the many conversations I've had with numerous women
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How long did it take you to sober up and realize that everyone on 4chan are just being ironic?
Like this robot meme, haha, pretty funny right guys? reeee normies get out lol
It took me about 2 months to figure that out, I'm a bit slow, I know.
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>>35244169
well i just found this website a week ago (newfag lol XD) after browsing my favourite website lereddit !!!! I give this thread an UPBOAT XD
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>>35244275
fuck off baiter
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>>35244427
>baiter
OMG! I have that meme from 9gag lel so funny meme, i consider myself a meme lord!
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>decide i need a haircut
>leave basement for first time since Christmas
>get to barberhop, take deep breath, go inside
>take a seat and quietly wait my turn like a good boy
>get motioned up to the chair
>"So what'll it be today?"
>remember my 4chan haircut research
>"t-tapered u-uh-undercut"
>barber grins and spring into immediate action as if these words carry magical power... as if he has been waiting to hear them all day. i imagine this is what bartenders and chefs feel like when a new customer orders their specialty item.
>no additional words need to be spoken
>barber is in a zen like state, working quickly, but with a high degree of precision
>not sure how much time passed as i was mentally zoned out due to social anxiety
>"all done"
Remember anons TAPERED UNDERCUT. Tattoo those words into your brain and you'll go far.
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>not Mohawk Mullet
You fucked up
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post pictures of the result
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I'm gonna get a haircut today, I think I'll just get it high and tight.
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Is cough sirup the ultimate /r9k/ drug? I don't think normies would find the trip pleasant
Ok so I just tried DMX for the first time. I've heard it's used by teenage girls at my old HS a lot. It's actually fucking amazing.
Took six 30mg pills and the high felt really good. I thought some moments lasted forever and overall just felt like I was not THERE. Would recommend.
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>>35244024
>I just tried DMX for the first time
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meanwhile i'm just slurping cheap, but well made energy drinks
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>>35244024
There is not 'robot' drug. Drugs are bad.