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>tfw virgin girl
>no qt bf
>loneliness gets worse everyday
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>>34168506
As a femanon, I think these threads are dog shit.
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<thinking your gender makes your opinion matter more
<pulling the woman card
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>>34168506
Post this on Reddit you fucking dirty cunt nigger bitch slut. Then give you all the coddling, attention, and "I would have sex with you replies" that you're fishing for with your fucking attention whore post, fucking cunt.

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Was anyone else shocked by how wet and slippery a girls pussy is the first time you touched one? I was.

>be 22
>yes i know. late bloomer
>be dancing at club with qt3.14
>both drunk as fuck
>she reaches into my jeans and starts fondling my junk in the middle of the dance floor
>i decide to do the same to her
>reach inside
>holy fuck this is so hot, slippery, soft and wet

Pic related
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>>34168456
How does pussy taste?
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>>34168456
>>>/b/
Back to your daycare center, dudemeister.
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>>34168509
Flesh and phlegm.

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>The year 2000 was 17 years ago
>2017 is to 2000, as 2000 was to 1983

>The early 2000s are now as far away as the 80s were, in the early 2000s
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>It's another anon does basic maths thread
O boy
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>be 39
>Realise the mid 90's were the only happy time in my whole life. That was 20 years ago
>Know that everything I had in my youth I wasted and can never get it back because I'm old now.
>Realise that even if I got off the couch tomorrow and put maximum effort into improving my life I would run out of life before I got to where I could have if I hadn't wasted my youth.
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>>34168858

>Know that everything I had in my youth I wasted and can never get it back because I'm old now.
>Realise that even if I got off the couch tomorrow and put maximum effort into improving my life I would run out of life before I got to where I could have if I hadn't wasted my youth.

I know this exact feel.

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Is there any hope for us?
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>>34168401
White boys can't even compete. White women crave something better.
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>>34168401
>having hope about females

No my good friend. A this very moment, they don't care about you, they care about good-looking boys

Once they will need your money, they will try to catch you with their floppy vaginas

Don't fall for it. Don't even think about getting married if you find a good one
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>>34168401
That's one fine ass that dude is pounding.

>tfw still fucking fatties

What's your suicide prevention technique boys?
I just walk to a public place so I can't do it
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>>34168350
I don't have any. I'm too much of a coward to even kill myself.
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>>34168350
remember how sad my mom would be
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>not scaring the fuck out of everyone by blowing your brains out in the middle of a crowded intersection or theatre or restaurant etc.

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>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships[10]
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem
>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm
>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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>>34168306
There I am, Garry!
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>>34168306
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships[


TFW it's me
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Is there a diagnosis for this?

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Hello, fellow robots. What is your IQ? Mine is 114.

>tfw too smart to go out in the sunshine instead of spending all day watching animu
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I did Mesna online test and scored 90% so probably pretty high
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>>34168217

133. High IQ just makes you more miserable.
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>>34168294
you're dumb as shit

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>tfw start to hate women who express interest in you because you think they're either disgusting sluts with no standards or they're playing a prank on you and you stop talking to them

This happens every time. Anyone else experience this?
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I just hate women in general. I'm pretty angry at myself, because i want to smash, but at the same time if she lets me it means she's a whore not worthy of my time.
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>>34168193
they're either sluts or there's some scheme going on, but don't fret, it's easier to find a needle in a cornfield than a woman with any redeemable qualities
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>>34168193
>>34168271
>>34168417

/// Anyone who actually hates women deserves to be a virgin! Sad!

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>tfw get depressed whenever i see a naked woman
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>>34168149
I can relate to this feel.

It's like being a caged mouse that someone dangles a piece of cheese in front of. Some things in life are just circumstantially forbidden, I guess.
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>>34168149
>those lips
original hhhhhhnnnnnnnngggggggg
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>>34168149
>tfw i smell period blood whenever i see a naked women
t-thanks sis.

You fuckings complain day in and out sbout stacies and chads. But you know what they do that you dont?

They have a life. You fucking bosozos sit in your roon eating cheetos and fapping like little bitches.

Im sure your daddys dick is proud of what you are. You fucking failure. Go suck on a cumsock and think about the pussy youll never have cause youre either a skinny lank, manlet or fatass
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>pussy is everything goy
lol
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>>34168120
Hey dumbfuck, how about use some apostrophes?
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babby's first insult

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>be me
>21yo
>turn on tv
>it's the 1st episode of Yawara!
>never watched anime before, but this sounds promising: cute shy girl craves to fall in love like any other girl, and the candidate is a KHV apprentice sports-journalist
>immediately get weabooite because at the time I was an apprentice sports-journalist as well
>found myself promising I'll watch every episode of the series (my very first anime!)
>turns out the series was actually a sports/judo series
>and the love story was only a fuckin' bait for gullible dudes like me
>after some 20 episodes I couldn't have it anymore
>spent quite some time searching online to know the ending without having to watch that judosoap-sitcom shit
>found out she wins lots of tournaments but the two never start dating
>get depressed
>switched to Maison Ikkoku anime, hoping for better
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what kind of tv channel shows 80s anime and where can i find this channel
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maison ikkoku is probably better
it's 96 episodes but the story is all about the romance and they actually get together in the end
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>>34168124
oh yeah, you watch their first kiss after some 95 episodes out of 96, that's fuckin'great.
and that shittiest turd Godai, more often than not, makes you want to shoot him with your shotgun rifle

>tfw i never played sports growing up
>will never have memories of having fun and making friends
>will never learn how to play as an adult and be able to have a common bond with other guys

why live ?
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You get a lot of bullying when you do sports as a kid if you are not very good at this sport. It's all about competition, not making friends. Professional sport has no fun at all dude, it's painful.
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>>34167960
I was in tee ball but never got into any sports past that, even my other 2 beta friends in middle school made the wrestling team.

Atleast I was the best at dodgeball.
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>played baseball in fourth grade
>hit the ball once the entire season
>it was a foul
at least my mom and my aunt cheered for me...

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Guys you need to be more happy in life. Like the smallest things can make you happy go and search for them.
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Wow thanks OP this advice changed my life!

It never occured to me to "be more happy!"
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>>34167891
>tfw robot
>tfw despite having no social you feel pretty conten.
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>>34167891

>>>/soc/

origaminigga

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So, anon, why do you base your happiness on peer acceptance?
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Because all humans do so
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>>34167845
because we're social creatures
To be content with ones self perpetually is insanity
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>>34167845
I don't faggot. People love me. I despise myself and always have. Probably always will.

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So, are cartoons degenerate?
Western & Eastern.
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Western definitely are.
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Western = shit for 10 year old white trash
Eastern = mature and sophisticated
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>>34167817
I wouldnt say theyre degenerate but theyre cartoons, not really something someone thats not a child should watch.

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