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The world is not simple, but wageslaving takes too much away from you, and basically there's no point in making non-simple things since they require too much time and effort.
TLDR doing the same stupid shit over and over makes Jack a dull boy.

>>34850210
This is a wild guess, but something tells me that you are frail, ugly, poor, weak and likely a virgin too. I'm also going to guess that you're not willing to do anything to change that and will justify it by saying that you're 'above it'.

>>34851225
something tells me that you're talking about yourself

>>34850150
>Surely a quarter century of hedonism

Such as?

>>34850150
Simply existing has undesirable effects. Just be happy we live in a society that is materially able to allow us a life of pure indulgence.

>>34850181
I'd imagine not having a job, still living with parents, living like a teenager, possibly alcoholism. The usual NEET stuff.

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What fucking memories? If you have memories that you'd want to keep, then you're a fucking normie and there's no place for you here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DVnmg8_3VE

>>34850138
>e-everyone should be as m-m-miserable as m-meeee!!!!!11!1!!!

What? Does this really happen?

>>34850157
yes

>master bruce I am afriaid that you are ruining your life
>you are alone, you don't have friends
>so I grabbed you a kid from n orphange, you will be his father now

>strong independent grill becomes the head of the police
>batman is bad because we can't control him!
>batman is resisting at first
>says batman is always working alone
>but at the end he can't resist stacy and he becomes fucking gay talking about the importance of friendship and family

>>34850102
The lego batman movie was all about batman realizing he doesn't need to be the edgy version from the last few movies, and instead that robin and bathirl are important characters that would be great if acknowledged in current media. Beyond the whole "robin is dead" in the dccu and the "batman fucks batgirl" in the killing joke adaptation.

Furthermore its about him acknowledging that his rogues gallery is top notch even though a lot of them have stupid gimmicks, and that his character benefits from interactions with all these people.

That being said the ending was pretty fucking retarded and the lego shit was unnecessary.

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sup you faggot pic related

>>34850079
Fedora af desu

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>>34850079
Vash inspires me

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Warning: Discord is filled with traps who do nothing but attention whore and talk about themselves. Only want to feed their ego with beta fags.

>>34850132
jokes on you I insta ignore everybody who claim they're girl

If you're not attention whore there is no reason to state that you're a girl

>>34850132
We just like to talk about our feels and don't have any traps here.

Had a slight small-sized kek

2/10 overall, 9/10 within brap-posting

>>34849998
Great, now I'm erect

if spit smelled like shit and shit smelled like spit, would you make out with buttholes instead of mouths?
would you eat shit if it tasted like cum?

>>34849905
Wow dude, you must be a bad ass

>been on 4chan since 2003
>just turned 18 today

feels good

Mods please ban him for the seven years he broke the rules

talking to a lot of women

>>34849869
Where do I find these creatures?

you can't, girls are simply not attracted to beta males, our whole society is a lie

>>34849834
This would literally be my dream come true.
I've never been invited to anything.

Well what type of music are we talking? If its anything recent with a fast beat or the type of shit nightclubs play, just jump after the beat drops. Aside from that, small body movements.
Good luck my man

>>34850035
i think its gonna be remixed pop music or some shit like that

basically top 100 but with a shitty drum beat

>women

rooginal

It would be nice to level the playing feel between men and women so we don't have the top 20% of men getting the top 50% of women

Is there a name for a pernament strong make up that looks like layer of skin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9B0Koa7vU

Depends on your age I would say.
What about drawing them and actually having conversations with them though?

>>34849749
When your awake yes
i'd say that's mental illness
Sleep is ok

If i have imaginary friends but only talk to them mentally is that ok?

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>>34849720
>us
Nice try, succubus

To men - beautiful women = goddesses
average women = human
ugly women = vermin

>>34849720
>just human like us
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am so bad at conversating :/

>>34849888
atleast you make up for it by getting trips

I can riff on other people's goings on, but the second I'm being asked about my own shit I'm done for, there's nothing going on in my grim world. I'm a husk of a personality.

>>34849610
Making a blog post is the worst thing you can do.

>>34849610
nobody here thinks they're above anyone else
fuck off nigger

>>34849632
Correct. The term normalfag exists to stop it