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>>34997451
Don't know, never have. Actually chose not to kiss a girl when I had the chance. What is wrong with me?

It's odd having your face that close to someone, and I suggest closing your eyes. But maybe kissing women is different.

>>34997451
Great, today my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time after a long kiss.
Felt good.

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I'll post in this one just for you, OP.

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>>34997474
Thanks friend, have a (You) on me!

>>34997430
i do this in ~95% of the threads i open

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>>34997337
whenever and however I feel like it

>>34997337
With your mom next to me

>>34997337
>drinking the caffeinated jew
Not drinking purified water
Wow it's like you want to be indoctrinated

>>34997194
>feeIs good woman

>>34997194
Pathetic attempt at trolling here. Don't you have better things to do than to pretend to be a woman on the internet?

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>>34998140
>pretend
gtfo, faggot

i blame dumbass men for sexually selecting women in this way

its very bad I feel the same way. I'm not sure if women can ever love a man like men love woman. I really want to be loved but I don't know if that's ever going to happen.

>>34997596
wake up man its not going to happen. women are only after financial stability so if you don't have that there not going to be around you.

>>34997095
why don't you have one anon? every robot requires and indeed deserves a cute anime poster to serve his cock

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>>34997095
i-i might be able to help you with that anon

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>>34997142
where do I find such a little slut that's willing to please my cock and help me cum anon?

>24
>No closer to having a gf than I have been at any point in my life
>Can't talk to girls like they're human beings
>Can't even make eye contact with them

>>34997069
come back in 10 years and tell me how that relationship and your ascension turned out

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>got a robot bf
>lost my virginity
>feel less shitty about myself
I'll never be a normie and I'd never want to be, but I'm certainly becoming less and less of a robot.

>>34997038
Just start sleeping on the floor in another room

Sleeping on the couch is bad for your bakc

>>34997038
Is your sister a stacey? post pics.

>>34997038
it's only pathetic if you aren't banging that tight teen puss every night

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My gf broke it off with me, so it's back to

>tfw no gf

>>34996930
>Worked on Friday.
>A friend had Lasik MD,
>invited himself over for a few days,
>cooked for him,
>smoked weed,
>drank a couple of drinks on Saturday.
>Made some quality indian food.
>Smoked weed again.
>Fucker starts listening to classical music.
>Shit gets intense.
>He whistles and waves his finger around with his sunglasses still on like he's listening to a ballad or some shit.
>I'm having sort of a weird trip.
>Album ends.
>He does some exercising bicycle.
>Leaves the day after.
>Pays his food debt with a chicken drawing made of ink.

Man, artists are odd.

>>34996930
i spent the past 2 weekends playing league and i now have ~6386 ip

idk what to spend it on

i dont know whether to buy a 6300 ip champ, a 4800 ip one, two 3150 ip ones, or 2 1350 ip ones and a 3150 ip one (need a bit more ip for this option probably but still)


champs i'm interested in buying to try out:
- akali
- katarina
- morgana
- fiddlesticks
- maokai (not sure on this one because he is supposed to be getting nerfed soon for whatever reason)
- ahri


i need help making up my mind
been playing kled a decent bit lately and he is a fucking blast

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Constanze is best witch.
sorry you went through that anon

Are you autistic op?

Not even being shitty but that's a symptom of the tism

>>34997005
I got tested for autism while I was younger and recently again and don't have it, but my psychiatrist talks about the possibility of paranoid schizophrenia.

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>your dick will never divide those lips

why even live

Have the threads moved here since /pol/ mods are being cucks again?

>>34997084
Fuck the mods. Right in the pussy

>>34996901
>t. two pump chump

>>34996901
Probably greater than 50%

>>34996901
Catching a disease, pretty high. Getting her pregnant, not unless she's retarded.

sounds spooky

maybe ask /x/ about it

Bumperino spagghetirino neutrino

>>34996886
>Not posting the radio station

Also, explain the prank phone call part.

>>34996872
It's hot in theory because we've been brainwashed by porn. Deep down we're soft as fuck betas that just want companionship.

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>>34996887
I guess you're right. I enjoy the fantasies of having a gf i.e. doing fun things with her (not necessarily sex) and the friendship more than the sex fantasies.

I wouldn't really mind if she's been with even 2-3 guys before but once it starts getting more than that and even stuff like sex with girls too I feel a strange jealousy. it's like you had all this fun before and now you want me to be your bf when you're basically a slut? it would make me feel used. i find it gross

i've probably spent too much time on this website

>>34997003
Same here my friend. We all claim to want to be a Chad that fucks a different girl every night but I know that's not what I want. It wouldn't be fulfilling very long.

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>>34996869
hary go do ur homwerk

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>>34996890
am hab too kil vuldemoord tho

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>>34996869
oki, will play harry long lost brother heinrich