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The planet has orbitted the sun 25 times since the last time I touched a vagina. The last time I touched a vagina was when I was born. I would not mind fucking a prostitute, but it's illegal in this country so there goes that plan. I just want some of that therapeutic drug that is female affection, even if it's manufactured.
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I will comfort you my love. Phone number?
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>>38956150
What do you want my phone number for?
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To come and get you laid. You probably don't want to put your address out in the open do you?

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Unironically, Jake Paul is the key to save you all from robothood.
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who keeps spamming this garbage?
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>>38956121
Seems to be the jakepaulers
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>>38956576
>>38956121
It's everyday bro!
I said it's everyday bro!!!

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Why are hapas so screwed up /r9k/?
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>>38956066
As someone who grew up in a very asian-populated area of Southern California (Orange County), I can only give what I've personally experienced.

I know of a couple of hapas, most being WMAF. You can definitely tell with the women that they are trying to 'work' both sides as two separate personalities. You have your studious side and then your outgoing side. They play into the stereotype. I mean just look at the picture, Kelly was a show pianist and Sulkowicz went to Columbia University. They weren't failures by any stretch of the imagination. But after trying so hard to be two different people, they rebelled against themselves. Kelly became a pornstar. Sulkowicz became a crazed feminist. There is this disconnect because she knows that her asian-ness was just an object to her father and that her whiteness will never be real. WMAF sons have the same problem except from the opposite end. They don't want to be either. They don't want to be asian because even their own mother chose a non-asian guy to marry and they can't be white because they will always look off.

The AMWF offspring are vastly different, not because of genetics, but because of what it even takes for an asian guy to marry a white girl. These are usually very tight knit couples. No joke, the AMWF couple that goes to my church is an English professor and a Doctor. AMWF couples are usually made on an equal foundation. Their daughters aren't just asian or white, because they have nothing to live up to. They don't have the exoticness of their mother and the sons don't need to live up to the masculinity of their father. They are something of their own and you can see this in how many of them have unique personalities.
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>>38956066
Which part of Asia has the last name Reeves?
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>>38956246
His dad was from Hawaii

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Aussie anon here. This is it, i can't take it anymore:

>Dad, i spoke to my grandparents and i told them i want to go back to Australia to live with you so i can get my first worlder lifestyle back, what do you think?.
>I'm not sure, i'll think about it.
>Well, it doesn't seem i'm getting better here, if i'm going to be at home most of the time, i can aswell do that in Australia.
>Okay i'll think about it and let you know.

I can't fucking take it anymore.
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So it's safe to say that you're all *puts on sunglasses* GUANGED out.
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what happened to him? does he still post?
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Wtf is with these posts?

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<--- why the fuck was this dude hating himself?

He had one of the shiniest identities ever. Most people would sell their fucking organs to have just one person see as much value in them as the whole world saw in Kurt Cobain. Like, I know some people are just naturally miserable fucks but damn...being a 10/10 billionaire genius must help a little bit.
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>>38956051
Depression and self loathing transcend all material worth and status. I've been pretty lucky to have anything I've needed provided to me my whole life. I never had to do it hard and yet I'm still chronically depressed and unable to function like a normal human being.
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HEROIN, LULZ!!!

But also persistent childhood drama just never seemed to have any stop to it. Growing up with his kind of childhood, even if you have a lot going for you, still makes recovery difficult (if not impossible -- as was his case).
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>>38956051
The trouble with fame and status is that people don't actually love you; they just love the image that they've projected onto you. Must get lonely being a walking poster. You're not wrong though.

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>Applying for work-study jobs at my campus
>Only one that isn't about sucking dicks is Computer Lab Assistant
>"Light support to students and instructors as well as office duties"
Should I do it? I don't want to talk to normals but computers are what I know and I don't need a CV so they'll probably accept my NET ass.
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Yes it'll be fine, the worst that'll happen is having to restart someone's computer probably
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Yeah 90% of the time you'll probably just be sitting around until someone can't get a computer to work because the network cable wasn't plugged in or they didn't turn the monitor on.
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>>38956011
>>"Light support to students and instructors as well as office duties"

Never get a job where the description is something as vague as this. You will certainly be sucking cocks all day.

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> tfw no girl to make games together with on Unity
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>unity
Top kek
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>>38956016
> using an even more bloated engine like UE4
> using babies first 2d like GM
> writing your own engine for 10 years and never making a game
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>>38956058
why
is it that complicated?
or is it limited?

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Shishio's body was entirely burned and still he was able to pull out a hot pussy.
Does this level of chad exists in the 3d world
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>>38955977
>I didn't read Kyoto Arc: the post
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>>38955977
>Does this level of chad exists in the 3d world
Wade Wilson.
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>>38956621
>Wade Wilson
>3D world
Do you have problems anon?

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>tfw you kindly give a ride to two drunk kids back to their motel and they start fucking in the back seat
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>>38955927
>2017 sex culture
>Not asking to join in
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>>38956010
I asked, they got grossed out and stopped
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Fucking disgraceful, should've kicked them out right then and there

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Could you survive jail?

Would you thrive in an environment with no worries about women, work, or social commitments?

Or would you fall apart from the stress?
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Literally a dream, being taken care off by the government and only having to worry about ass raping. Of course not the american prisons or any other shitholes.
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I think I could handle it, but I don't know if I could ever face my family or society again. If I go, I'd hope to go for life.
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>>38955885
I could only survive if I was in solitary. There's no way I'd be able to handle being around all the niggers and spics.

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Gay men don't like this
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Fatty
If I can see rolls I don't bite and by jesus those are rolls on the knees
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>>38955876
Wouldn't date her but I'd fuck her
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This is an abomination. She's a fat dwarf

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i'm 25
I lost my virginity last night (not a hooker)
I couldn't cum at all but the sex lasted about 30-40 mins
she was moaning alot (sofly) and took a lot of deep breaths
my dick is about average sized, did she fake it?
I NEED TO KNOW
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nope
she did not
women have pleasure in their vagina, more news at 11
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If women can get off with fingering, they can sure as hell get off on an average dick.
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>>38955810
I get it but how are they supposed to act when they actually enjoy it?

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I'm gonna go to art school next month, going to work from 9am to 6pm, will i get time to play games and jack off?
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>art school

You going to clown school too?
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>>38955748
Yes, art school doesnt require much work
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>>38955748
That's not that long anon also I can't imagine that you will actually do those hours especially at art uni.

Also art school is a waste of time and money just get a job.

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Wtf is going on guys? Half these threads are purely sexual... This is literally /b/ or /gif/ tier. Back in the day we had feels, rage, insightful, etc., kind of threads. Nowadays it's le boipucci meme or <insert fetish flavor of the month>. I had to hide some threads because they were beyond disgusting.

I think stricter modding should be enacted. If you want porn, go to /b/ or something.

Justf uck off and let real men talk.
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>>38955661
Because after the 2011 major /b/ incursion and destruction of the board it never recovered and now it's filled with /b/ rape babies.

> tfw pre 2010 r9k will never ever exist again
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>>38955661
You can thank ttump for everything. Or rather the frogposters like yourself.
The active content doubled since november which means about 150 thousand more normies evaded 4chan. Sure a lot of those go larping on pol, but normie leekage is apparent everywhere.
If you faggots hadnt posted that much frogpictures and didn't highlight pol as the savioir of america this wouldnt have happend. So it's all your fault
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/lgbt/ needs to be enforced as a containment board.

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why robots usually right wing despite stereotypical leftist behavior? why you leeching on taxpayers just to spend neetbux on anime figures and at same time opposed to welfare? what is the reason of sympathizing with national socialism, while choosing an asian grill over white grill if there was a chance? what about hating on chads for being more successful by just being born attractive, while at same time rolling eyes whenever someone hates on rich people which are rich out of pure luck, being raised in a wealthy family? your calling for beta uprising itself sounds a lot like what happened already many times in russia or cuba, beardy (castro) manlets (lenin) overthrowing successful chads (nicholas II, batista).
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The only thing they are proud of is that they are white, they dont have anything else thats why
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>>38955649
White people are allowed to have an identity too, its the last thing you can fall back on if your life turns to shit, and a lot of robots get to that point then realize that over the last 70 years their identity has slowly been stripped away.
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The Third Reich was the true Manlet Beta Uprising and the standard to which we gauge future revolutions

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