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>Try speaking Spanish
>Say everything in the whitest accent possible
>I'm Hispanic
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>>35223787
>Don't know anything more than what Dora taught me
>tfw do this on purpose to piss off the spic side of my family
You're better off without it.
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never been a better time than this
CHI
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JUST
FUCK
MAI
SHEET
I tried the /fit/ meme after being skinny for my whole life and it just seemed like too much effort without any actual achievements other than my lifting numbers going up. So now I have nothing to lose and I'm thinking about drinking and overeating every day until I'm obese, or maybe morbidly obese. Will I regret this?
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>>35223783
Give it a weeks worth of thinking then decide.
>post pic of body
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>>35223783
Of course you will regret it. Opening your fucking mouth to stuff it with burgers will be a chore. Masturbating is off the table, not just because you can't reach it, but because you tire before you cum.
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>>35223783
that loose skin that will never go away
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>tfw motivated to fix my life but almost 26
is it too late? ;_;
im a kissless virgin neet btw
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>start thinking about how I'm going to fix my life
>feel more motivated than I have in years
>realize that I wont ever want to work
>realize that my parents aren't well off and they're both almost unable to work as is so when I finally get my life together and start earning money I'm going to have to 180 a few years later to help my parents because my brother doesn't give a shit about them
>start panicking about how no matter what I'm never going to have enough money
>worlds closing in around me
>no matter what I'm doing it wont be enough in the end and it'll be a struggle for the foreseeable future unless I started making $80k/year starting tomorrow
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>>35223738
>it's too late
If you haven't been following the herd for all those formative years, you will always be left behind. You will never be able to catch up with your peers.
You're not alone.
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>look up Asian actress
>see this
https://www.google.com/search?q=jamie+chung+bryan+greenberg&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=638&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjVxomDvLbSAhUK1WMKHYiqBmoQ_AUICCgB#imgrc=yFbzoukgGlLJhM:
I am thoroughly convinced that Asian pussy is literally made for white dick, /r9k/
Like it's peanut butter & jelly on bread.
Are white girls relevant in 2017?
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If Asian pussy is for white males and white pussy for niggers, what do asian men get?
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>white
>Greenberg
Goyim'd
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>>35223728
>what do asian men get?
other asian men
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Stop being a beta
originori
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an alpha exclusive planet sounds like a one ring circus
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>It's fine to be a beta, just don't be a BETA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4JDQ2y2B9s
who else here is a blank slate?
no desire for love/companionship, no passion, no ambitions, no real hobbies, no friends, no personality and not a single fuck to give?
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>>35223163
I've been bored for so long I'm just existing at this point. And shitposting.
Life feels like some slow and uneventful ride to oblivion. Big anime tits are kind of dope though.
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it's the best way to avoid suffering
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Who the fuck even gets sex, anyway?
Only a complete fucking loser would have and need a stupid girlfriend, especially one that's loyal.
When you think about it, being alone or gay is the redpilled man's path.
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>>35222930
I will fuck your boypussy op, you will get addicted to sex after that
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Yeah I know, right? MGTOW, represent!!!!! Btw, do you want to hook up? I'm kinda horny?
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DdZLfasMPOU4&ved=0ahUKEwizkry-tbbSAhVSzmMKHUMrBsUQo7QBCBowAA&usg=AFQjCNE6gpggv9VkxPVmi_OsKQXgTJJC5g&sig2=v0JrvDJopxL_hgK6FEmlpg wonder how this song goes now
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Dont have sex unless you are a chad.
A girl took my virginity yesterday and is now telling me that shes going to call the police on me for rape.
I met her through Tinder.
I still have the text messages of her saying she wants to fuck me badly etc. etc.but it wont matter because the gubbment will side with her.
See you in 10 years, robots.
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>>35222921
If you lied to her about being a not being a virgin before you had sex with her thats counts as rape.
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>>35222921
You NEED to post.those texts here. Godspeed
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women who say they were "raped" these days are like the boy who cried wolf, we are going to stop believing them after a while
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Why dont you just develop a huge undeserved ego? If handled with caution it could turn you into a better person.
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The only people who think "it works" are the ones who do it. Everyone else can see it doesn't and feel sorry for them. You don't know the story about sour grapes?
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>>35222881
Because I already have one ant it's deserved
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Do robots liek to fug?
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yes to FUG :DDD
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>>35222911
Nice rubber dubbers bubbers!
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oh godFucking /pol/ is going to have a field day with this
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>>35222823
WEAFKLJASKLJLKDAJFKJLSDKLJCCNLL
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>>35222823
>PC is white
It's fine.
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Why do we care what /pol/ thinks? Sage and move on.
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>tfw neet in mexico
>tfw no tendiebux here to apply and live a good life
>tfw all my friends already got works and actually well paid
>tfw no gf
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>>35222801
Make me a burrito, then maybe I can think of something.
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>>35222801
JUMP THAT FENCE NIGGA!!!!
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tfw white skinned mexican so ugly as fuck
alv monterrey 2
anybody here got any spare bitcoins that i can have?
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well actually, friend, i DO have some bitcoins that you can have!
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>>35222705
im being serious though
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>give me free money
fuck off
How many of you have taken waifuism to the next step and actually imagining having kids with your waifu?
Like, do you have your own sonfu now?
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Bump, anyone? I know some of you at least have daughterfus.
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>violating waifu's purity
Absolutely unthinkable.
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i'm not really into the waifuism thing but i like the fantasy of impregnating a woman 10 years older than me
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peace out forum~ two thousand seventeen, i quit. 2017-03-01 10:30:35 Post No.35222096
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peace out forum~ two thousand seventeen, i quit.
Anonymous
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- unrelatable
- boring
- not even funny
- waste of time
- why is it even appealing to you all? how is this place even worth the visit?
see you on the other side ~ buzzfeed has more memes than this
G O D S P E E E E E EE E E EE E D !!
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Good riddance normie.
Out! Out! Out!
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@35222167
>reddit formatting
>twitter wording
>tumblr self importance
good bye