Would you date a cute virgin girl with AIDS?
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once my father died I'd be able to date an african woman without fear of being disowned, yea
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Hell yeah. I'd fuck her raw just so I got AIDS and we die together.
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>>35340734
>I'd fuck her raw just so I got AIDS and we die together.
That's just silly.
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What's your schedule? And more importantly, why do you stay up at night? I do it myself but can't really put a reason on it besides it's so cosy and everyone's asleep. Not that I get human connection anyway.
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>>35340589
>why?
peace & quiet.
past that, I just have trouble sleeping and hate getting up early
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>>35340589
>What's your schedule?
Get up at 1 pm and stay up until 5 am. Half an hour give or take. Figured out that's my "healthy" schedule outside of university.
>And more importantly, why do you stay up at night?
I feel way better overall. Also, the night is incredibly comfortable. No one bothers you, it's quiet, no one is on the streets, ... Great!
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>>35340589
Mostly just exercise/workout, play some vidya, listen to music, drink hot tea in my rocking chair, etc. Thankfully my work schedule is set up to where I work in the daytime allowing me a lot of night owl time. Though I'd have to say my favorite time of day is 5-7 AM. Just something about that time of day invigorates me.
Yeah I know I'm one of those weird people who like waking up early. Always have been.
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got liked by cute ftm ''guy'' on dating app.
what is my next move?
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>>35340471
>what is my next move?
Shit your pants and scream for your tendies
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>>35340471
if you can deal with a little bit of tumblr autism, you're golden
just try not to sperg out on him
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>>35340471
You're going to offend him if you can't go along with his identity out of respect for him. It's lame to try to fuck someone you can't take seriously.
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Any robots play Old School Runescape nowadays?
>tfw no Rune GF
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>>35340460
no one?
original original
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late night grinding ankous alone
kill me
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where do I play old RS?
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>Arrive at work
>Get ready and sit down
>Nobody notices me
>Overhear boss say "-hehe, I don't know about that but I BET anon talks to himself"
>everyone bursts out laughing
I don't get it. WHY? Why are all normies so evil?
I don't do anything
Do they think we don't have feelings?
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I talk to myself every time I'm alone. Is it not normal? Nobody seems to care about it
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>>35340544
It's widely considered a sign of insanity
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>>35340446
did you considered killing yourself when they laugh? i sure would
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remember that no matter how bad life could be suicide is the ticket out of jail in every case
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this is a really comforting thought in a way
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>>35340436
It's been my guiding light since adolescence
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Legit advice, if things gets out of hands, the ticket it's always there
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>tfw you had your foreskin robbed from you
>tfw because of it you will never have a full body orgasm
>tfw women are protected by law
>tfw foregen will never work
>tfw you will never be whole.
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>tfw
BILL GATES PLZ DONATE BILLIONS TO FOREGEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35340427
i have my foreskin but never experienced a full body orgasm
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>>35340462
cutfag liar
source: have a foreskin. its the most pleasurable part of my dick. id rather you cut out the glans and leave the foreskin.
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>tfw so alone desperately want a Misaki to save me, even if she is evil
Where are our Misakis, /r9k/? Shouldn't they exist?
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>>35340417
not even the author ever found his misaki.
He just used the proceeds from the story to become a hikkikomori
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>>35340417
when you say "save you," what do you mean?
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>>35340441
>google it
>mfw it's true
>Takimoto wrote two Afterwords published in various editions of his novel. In the first afterword, dated December 2001, he stated that he was a hikikomori and was still recovering: "... the themes addressed in this story are not things of the past for me but currently active problems." In a second Afterword, dated April 2005, Takimoto admitted that he had not written "a single new story" since N.H.K. and that he was "reduced to a NEET, ... living as a parasite on the royalties from this book." He stated that he felt "completely unable to write" and "incapacitated." [1]
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OK, anons, I'm going to take a nap. See you guise in a few hours.
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>>35340372
bai bai anonsleep well
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>>35340372
I hope you dont wake up
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>>35340372
ill make sure youre thread doesnt get lost
have a confy nap anon
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y'all's'tve best get in here
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It's gooooood!
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>>35340388
>tfw something killed my chicken
I wish I could kill that fucking thing, she was the best, thiccest chicken I had.
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Ok robots, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, right? And when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that roastie to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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what the actual fuckboy do I love being original
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>>35340340
nice autism salad
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>>35340340
OH YEAH JUST REV THAT ENGINE. VRRRRRMMMMM YES ANOTHER DEAR A SMELLY SULFERY ONE FOR DADDY.
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>btfo someone
>they dont even respond
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>>35340258
What did you expect?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>anon BTFOs out me
>Don't even care because I have a healthy life with a fulfilling career and a sweet gf
How does this make you feel
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>>35340327
>BTFOs out
>blown the fuck outs out
dont even bother responding you fucking loser
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describe this picture for me
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>>35340140
To me it is nostalgic. It reminds me of the days when I played WoW and fapped to such things.
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Degenerate filthfor the emperor
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>>35340140
a group of naked blood elves are on boats that are sure to capsize with their cavorting.
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>be me
>Alpha as fuck
>see beta hitting on a 6 during class
>spillingspaghetti.exe
>decide to fuck with him
>walk up to 6
>pull her pants off and begin fucking her with my 9 inch dong
>she immediatly has multiple orgasms
>punch her in the face as i climax breaking her jaw
>beta is devistated
Why do you betas even try? You should just kys
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>>35340109
Kek, nice story anoncuck
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>>35340109
This never happened fuck off
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>>35340257
Dude.... I'm so sorry for you..
>Select the image: gondola
>Picture of Venice
Since when did captcha evolve past store fronts
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Post comfy discord servers and share discord feels ITT
https://discord.gg/RckyXxz
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Join
were comfy
friendly
no bullying and theres
cats
music
:-)
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now watch these, laid
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>>35340209
heh not even close lad!
nice try kiddo!
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Wokeness levels: just getting started