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Where did we go wrong with Anon? He doesn't have a GF, a job, or even a friend. Maybe we should send him to a doctor
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"Remember anon, if you're gay, that's totally fine. It's better that you tell us sooner than later."
Maybe I should just fuck a dude at this point idk
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She already knows, I've explained extensively what she did wrong that made me turn out this way.
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Diagnosed with depression and high functioning autism
Forever NEETbux
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Anyone else here really hate eating food? Everything about it, from preparing it, to putting it in my mouth and swallowing, to the cleanup is an absolute drag to me. If I could have a pill that cured my hunger instantly, I'd take it.
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>>36505393
Yes. I would like this OP.
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Considering like 99% of this board is morbidly obese NEETS, I highly doubt many people will agree.
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>>36505393
same.
I've found that my hunger completely disappears if I fast for a day, but if I eat even a single thing after that my hunger consumes me
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OK
How do i leave the internet and my cellphone?
I already leave television and videogames i need to get off this fucking shit.
I need to focus in my fucking life
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>>36505364
Literally self-control/willpower is the only way.
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>>36505407
Tomorrow i will wake up boring af and i will turn on the computer
What can i do?
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>>36505364
you cant. :((
originicalllyy
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>be me
>create a fake tumblr account
>start sharing porn and sex gifs like a fucking retard
>eventually i start to gain followers in the first week just from sharing that shit
>two kinda hot girls start following me, they are from the US
>thisisworking.bat
>upload pictures of my dick because I don't give a fuck cause it's a fake account and I don't show my face
>gain more followers
>girls like those pictures
>no feminist in sight
>inbox starts to receive girls' messages
>start talking dirty to girls
>they call me daddy
>get nudes from the girls and they don't seem fake (some might be of course)
>girls give out phone numbers
>I don't even live in the US
Seriously guys, you can try this sometime, it might work for you as well, I don't give a fuck about the normie things you get to see there but if you do this you might finally get laid.
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I post my dick on Reddit and get a lot of replies from women. Post history indicates a lot are feminists, libtards etc. All girls just want the dick
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>>36505425
what subreddit do I post my dick on where females will reply to you?
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>>36505492
MassiveCock, idk if it will work if you have an average dick. I doubt guys get many replies from other subreddits for regular dick pics
Anon from pic related. I don't know what to do, school is over on May 4th, he's gonna go his own way and i'm never gonna see him again... what do? I'd love advice.
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Why do you even care about this shitter, are you crushing on him? If he doesn't wan't or know how to socialise just ghost him back. You don't need people like that ruining your life.
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>>36505344
Fuck off slut. No one cares.
>>>/adv/
>>>/lolcow/
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>>36505423
I'm crushing on him because he genuinely sparked my interest and he's a very intelligent guy. I think I just scare him off because I have a mixed group of friends and he thinks I'm popular or something... I don't think he doesn't know how to socialize because the conversations we had showed that he had a good stable personality, I just wanna break his little shell.
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Can you guys believe there are men calling themselves "femanons" on this board so they can catfish men and tell them lies?
If you're on this board and claim you're female, here's a tip:
You're a hairy virgin man trying to get dick pics
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biggest revelation yet
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>>36505342
the only women that come here are landwhales looking to rake attention and (((you)))s from desperate and lonely robots
the rest are dudes
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>>36505342
whats your original point? this isnt new information
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How was your day, /r9k/? Did you do anything enjoyable besides frogposting?
>tfw first nightwalk of the season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xHnExn9Ks
technically a bike ride, but night time best time
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these threads are comfy.
it would be awesome to ride a motorcycle around at night with nobody around
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>>36505340
>going out at night
you asking to get shot by niggers
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Always loved nightwalks. I like them in my town, everything closes after like 11 so it's like walking through a peaceful ghost town. I wish I had some friends to walk around and chat with late at night.
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should boys be allowed to date boys? I don't know, something about it just seems really wrong to me >_<
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>>36505236
>>>/lgbt/
Please go. fag poster you've already won the war, leave us alone.
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>>36505236
> >_<
Go die somewhere you gay weeb fuck
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>>36505259
I am a robot, so that image doesn't make any sense
Whatever your definition of robot is, no matter how exclusive, probably includes me
>>36505278
Take some initiative for once in your life and kill me yourself you fat piece of fucking garbage
you are all talk no action
COME ON FAGGOT
KILL ME
>parents found booger building
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>>36505220
>pop-pop discovered the haji hamper
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>>36505220
uncle found the ulcer inducer
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>>36505220
HAHAHAHAHAHA
XDDDDDDDDD
I SAW THE [INSERT FAMILY MEMBER] FOUND [INSERT BODILY FLUID + OBJECT] MEME ON R/4CHAN
IT IS EPICLY EBIN
WELL MEME'D MY FRIEND
I WILL MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE ALL OF YOU IN THE SCREENCAP
HAHAHAHAHAH
XDDDDDDDDD
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Anyone else cum directly into their trashcan during a fap, or this just me?
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>>36505177
i just put a paper towel on my stomach and lie on my back
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>>36505274
I do the same do the same things but with socks.
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>>36505177
only u bro
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Would you Ayn Rand?
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What kind of autistic question are you asking?
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>>36505170
Would you give Ms. Rand a little fountain head?
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>>36505145
It depends if she likes goyim cock.
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Was supposed to go to an anon thinking about isolation but the thread died
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I was home """schooled""" from 12 to 19, from about 15 on I had decided one day that there was nothing for me outside the apartment so I stayed in that day and nearly every other day until age 19. My social skills became abysmal, my loneliness was impalpable, my body and mind became weak and atrophied and I started talking to myself when no one was around. Meeting old friends again at the peak of my isolation was like greeting a stranger from another country who spoke an all but different language and that went for both parties. I became strange and people became strange to me in turn. Being young without anyone but an aloof and distant brother, a father stuck to a computer he loved to yell at and an ever-busy mother took its toll on me. I had planned to kill myself every day and dreamt about climbing to the top of the building and falling until the dream was over.
We moved from the apartment to my grandma's house at 19 where I was put into GED school for 2 months. I finally had to be somewhere people were every day and I had a goal to strive for. This saved my life I think but the effects are still there. Nearly 23 and in college now but I get into slumps, people, assignments and my ineptitude with it all have made me anxious and stressed. I fall back into my old ways constantly and find myself a recluse sapped of willpower or purpose, following a routine of nothing and making myself even worse.
Social isolation fucked me up, perhaps permanently. Humans weren't supposed to live this way, keep trying. Don't fall into the abyss or you will never escape.
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Should had made this thread asking if anyone else went through significant isolation since I'm interested in that. Oh well, wanted to send this to the OP most of all.
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I always here about how everyone was isolated as a kid and that's why they're fucked up. I had all the opportunities, but no-one liked me in school from day one. It was a sad spiral for the next 6 years
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>>36505502
In a way, that's also a kind of isolation, only they isolated you away from them. Either way, sorry to hear that, would definitely had messed me up just as much as I had been.
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Is it weird that the smell of limes turns me on? Literally just cutting one open and smelling them gets my dick rock hard. I would fuck a lime but I feel like that would hurt real bad. Anyone else have a weird fetish like this?
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If you can grapefruit your man I don't see why you can't lime yourself
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>>36505127
Fellow Mexican?
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Should be fine if you don't have open wounds
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would you fuck these asians?? dubs gets a tiddy
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fucking giraffe neck
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Yeah I would totally fuck his erotic fucking neck and shirt pocket. Good thread op.
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>>36505082
>>/trash/
I'm not gay and you shouldn't be either if you browse this board, cancerous faggots. I'd fuck your mothers though.
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Who else /stuffedanimals/ here? I've had two I've had for my entire life. I always feel comfy whenever they're around, like they're watching over me.
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I've had a stuffed monkey for about 7 years now and it make me comfy. What stuffies do you have anon?
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>>36505083
A stuffed penguin, and white bear
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>>36505108
Did you give them names? If so what are their names?