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>wifi's gone
>have to phonepost

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Who's the best asmr girl? By the way, if you don't watch asmr extensively, you're not a robot.

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I'm supposed to go on a date with a girl today and I have to cancel/postpone, and I can't be honest with her about why. What's a good, generally acceptable excuse for not showing up?

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Hey.

l'm a pozcuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

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>anon im gunna give you a big huggie hug!

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whats the answer to self sabotage bros? i cant make my life my own brcause of all this resentment i have inside me. whats the best way to quell it? forgiveness? meditation? yoga? soul searching in asia? murder and several years of incarceration? becoming a bum for the better half of my life?

i feel like despite my earlier dilligence in life and graduating from a uni, i am preventing myself from going any further than that. i feel a leash tightening at my neck when i try to build up careers and such. and i know it has to do with myself. its bizarre to me, i dont know about you, but i am clearly not letting myself work towars success.

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>roommates go to sleep
>take shower
>sit around in towel until dry
>clean clothes are across house

Would it be inappropriate to cut 4 holes in a garbage bag for my arms and legs to wear around the house to avoid waking people up?

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Why the fuck aren't you studying to be a lawyer? You can fuck peoples lives up legitimately without repercussion if you use the law. You can defend yourself from other people attacking you legally. You can take cases pro bono and fight injustice and be an IRL superhero. There is no more powerful profession in our society unless you are a business-owner or politician.

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Can we have a tinnitus/ear ringing general

>>How long have you had it
>> Does anything help
>> Are we fucked

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Well boys, I have my first job interview in 12 hours, any tips/tricks? Advice?

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I feel bad when people don't want to be my friend.

Help?

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i feel like im starting to suffer from depersonalization. like my mind is disassociating from reality. lately ive been HIGHLY doubting the sentience of other people, including my parents whom i havent spoke to in years, and even my 1 semi-close friend. i cannot believe they are real people and i cannot believe they have actual independent thoughts

honestly ive been questioning my own sentience and existence, and feel as though my life is a walking dream and im just experiencing it

i saw a twitch outside-in-real-life livestream in a bar/clubbing/popular social district and i couldnt believe it was real. like literally my mind couldnt accept it. my mind cannot wrap around the idea that people enjoy going outside and socializing

i feel as if the outside normie world is some weird dream. i think this picture taken from grim fandango accurately describes it. like they are weird neurotypical npc's who are just themselves and are confident but are just part of my imagination

whenever im outside this song plays over and over in my head. it originates from a old pc game in a area where you plug your brain into a matrix and walk around in this weird virtual reality. the music creeps me out and is so scary. this is what i'd imagine the tune would be to the "you're here forever" mr skeleton ride.

the song is called "Linc" and plays between 29:37 and 31:44. i couldnt find a better version that the one on this video. you have to skip to the song, this is the most perfect version of the song available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBBPrMxE6sM

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we need to die all of us

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>have one friend in high school
>he's a NEET autist like me
>after we graduated he came out as trans
>went on hormones
>I supported him since she was my only friend
>dealt with shit at first because we're in a small town and in the beginning she looked like a dude in drag
>a year later she's very passable
>start falling in love
>thinking about how to confess my feelings to her
>decide to ask her out to the movies where they sell alcohol and don't ID so I can get some liquid courage
>ask her
>sorry anon, I have a date that night
>devastated
>hope the date doesn't go well
>it does
>she slowly stops talking to me and spends time with her bf and his friends
>I'm all alone in the world now

I don't get it. Even a transwoman instantly gets a bf and a social life. It's not fucking fair

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Nature vs. Nurture.

Do you think that some people are born evil?

This question is commonly talked about with regard to murderers, but what about the common bully?

Example:
>Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle is 'attacked by a gang of 15 youths who pelted her with stones as she waited at a bus stop and called her an old ugly b****'
>One woman, who says the gang are known to the community, said they racially abused her and threw a bottle which almost struck her on the head.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636350/Susan-Boyle-attacked-gang-15-youths.html

Do you think bullies learn this behaviour, or were they just born as nasty fucking assholes?