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>>34435578
Because he isn't Clinton
>First female prez 2017 omg so progressive

In a nutshell

>>34435626
I love how they switched so easily.
>Omg fuck Hillary! Bernie or Bust!
>Bernie was shit on by the DNC and fucked out of any chance of winning the nomination
>they don't care and blindly support someone who is the epitome of the establishment neocons
How are they this dense?

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>>34435782
because your option is much worse

you elected somebody who doesn't need to go under the table to take people's money

they're pretty equivalent in attractiveness, so what's the problem?

bisexual fembot here

guy is better looking than the girl

roastie reee etc etc

>>34435567
>robot
>good hair genetics

It doesn't work that way son, also if you consider him a robot it should be please you if anything

>>34435525

Is this like a european drink or something? Is there triple sec in it?

A what? I only drink cheap whiskey. also

>at a bar
>talking to a girl

>>34435553
It's code for "I don't like this date, call the police" and we don't have this level of sjwism in Europe, here the police would just laugh.

WHOM fat here? I'm addicted to cakes now*

Dieting, but now I want cake.

>>34435612
i dislike this meme

sage

>>34435349
>posted rei
>posted on this board
Yeah, you are.

>>34435361
Is that even relevant..? It's just a pic, anon..

>>34435396
Rei is called worse girl because she induces depression. You're a sad man if she's your girl, because you're already depressed, and depressed people hate being around happier people. Drama queens want Asuka. Misato is for normal people. The computer chick is for boring normal people. And I don't feel like mentioning the others because not very relavent.

But feel:

>be me
>neet forevver gettin' old etc
>try to learn something new
>always wanted to program
>start going to the freecodecamp
>quit after less than one month
>gain 20 lbs in two months
>would love to do alchohol because fun and lose weight during booze periods of life
>can't because bad for health and parents won't stop bothering me over it
>sit on chan sites all day eating
>decide to post in this thread because Internet is kinda slow for binge watching TV shows currently

continuar por favor, anon-kun

Just explain that you have autism and its discriminating if they judge you by voice tone and other nonverbal cues you have no control over.

I was just going to make fun of you, OP, but >>34435388 is actually objectively good advice.

Yeah same. Hopefully I'll be able to kill myself eventually.

>>34435303
Do volunteer work. It's gotten me a lot more active in the last couple of months
also, free drinks after the concert

>>34435465
I was thinking more in terms of a career though

>tfw not sure if i want to get dubs or not

rolling originaofushsjlly

Rollin lord Kek decide my outcome

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>MFW being an underweight robot makes me superior to the fat fucks

>>34435252

>Got hungry
>Could down shortbread but got an apple instead

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

>>34435252
I don't eat fast food, or drink soda anymore. It's been like 2 years since I quit.

>>34435200
15? You have to be 18 to own a gun license, and can't just walk into a store and shoot uourself because it's not loaded

>>34435265
then you load it first, retard

>>34435284
But if you can't buy it.....

>Where do you live?

New Mexico

>Where do you want to live?

Washington State

>>34435197
Why don't you move then?

>>34435399

i would be homeless

neat, those are my headphones on the left.
except I wouldn't class them as gaming headphones in the slightest, they need an inbuilt mic for that stupid shit.

>>34435151
To me, "gaming headphones" are headphones that are specifically made to be cheaply mass produced and sold somewhat expensively as a "gaming" brand. Of course, most retailers try to make their products as cheap as possible to produce, but "gaming" headphones are usually built to a really low standard, as most of their value comes from their brand. Good examples of this are HyperX, Turtle beach, Beats (even though they're not thought of as "gaming" headphones). Alright headphones, but at an absolutely outrageous price considering what you get. In reality, i think most people use these because they might see professional players or "celebrities" use or promote these, so they might think there's a value behind them, because a certain person likes those headphones.
In reality, it's usually as simple as "those look like they're good", since most people don't feel like spending the little amount of free time they have, researching what they should buy. This is also why people are so fond of Apple, despite them having proven they'll fuck the customer over any day, if it means just the slightest increase in profits. People see the brand, it's easy, it's good looking, and famous people use it and they usually have enough money to throw away on it anyways. So yeah, in the end, not everyone cares as much as you'd might think, about how good the quality of the sound is or how pricey it is compared to other, less advertised, brands. This can also be seen in the steep increase of price in Sennheiser headphones. When Sennheiser became the absolute top of the headphone industry, their brand became self-advertising, since everyone knew what a pair of Sennheiser-level headphone meant quality-wise. Since their brand was suddenly incredibly known and respected, they could suddenly ask a lot more money for their products. In this way, gaming headsets usually are so expensive. Not because they're respected or seen as a good brand, but because their budget was mainly branding

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>>34435401
What type of headphone should we get than? PC headphones?

one in the middle
this is what you wanted

>>34435098
the tree, desu senpai

>>34435098
Xmas tree may have potential, but it's behind a bunch of chimps, so hard to tell.

I'd imagine you'd have wet dreams at some point to get it out.

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>>34435055
Cum doesn't build up, it just gets replaced after you orgasm.

No they don't get bigger..

But when you jerk off after a long time, it's like a water fountain.

Really?

No fucking replies again

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>>34435040
I feel you man.

But you gotta initiate talking to a gril most of the time, its just the social climate.

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two common misconceptions in your reasoning

the first one is a girl is going to come and initiate interaction with you. that's very, very rare unless she has an ulterior motive, which explains your second misunderstanding. the reason for this is that girls dominate the sexual market, reproduction and evolution depending on them. we're the "hunters" and they're the "prey" both socially and naturally speaking. why do you think girls like taller guys? because they present better genetic material that will result in higher quality offspring.

you can say whatever you want about a woman, but such notions are ingrained in heir being by mother nature herself

if girls dominate the sexual market, they're going to pick out the highest quality males they can find, either socially, financially and/or genetically.

what you call a "beta orbiter" is nothing more than a source of comfort, attention and often financial security. that is why girls talk to them.

your second misconception is that girls go ahead and talk to ugly people they've never met in the past in hopes of bonding with them. such a thought is hilarious to envision being real-- do you not think women can see your weakness, insecurities and loneliness and take advantage of it?