THERE'S A PACK OF KLONDIKE BARS IN THE FREEZER AND MY FUCKING MOM WON'T LET ME HAVE ONE
>>39057191
can you go just take one while she sleeps
>>39057191
It's time to kill her and then yourself
What would you doOooOOooooooo
For a Klonkike bar?
tfw nihilist but not by choice
>Have perfect NEET life with enough money to last the rest of my life
>Everything seems so pointless all I end up doing is shitposting and watching youtube
>No desire to break out of this rut either since all other options are even worse
I refuse to believe humans were created by accident, life is so shit no matter what choices you make it has to be intentional.
>>39057187
Dude I want this nihilism meme to die.
>boo hoo I'm SMART I know there's NO "point to life"!!! Im....smart!! Look at my brain!!!
Shuuuut the fuck up and go about your business. You're overthinking this life shit.
>>39057239
Go away.
No one claims they're smart for having nihilistic feelings, it's just a natural end point for many anons. We don't think we're cool, it sucks.
>>39057281
No. You're just bored and probably "depressed" and overthinking life. Life is easy. You just need things to do, dude
Describe yourself in one word.
Distanced.
Cock :3
>>39057958
Pathetic
lanigiro
Fembot thread, fembots are welcome to post here. Fembot haters who enter this thread will die, if you don't die then that means you don't really hate fembots or you are one.
Fembots owe me sex, and a lot of it.
Reparations for online bullying.
>>39057003
>tfw no bf with curly hair
>>39057017
Do you like wat u see bby???~~~~~~~
>tfw spent the last 2 hours crying and I actually feel a lot better
I felt like killing myself before but now I just feel somber and relaxed. Why do they tell us not to cry when it feels so nice?
>>39056848
Crying if for fags and girls. Are you either of those, OP?
>>39056848
Crying always makes me feel better too. It feels like my tears are washing away my sadness.
>>39056866
I'm not sure who the real enemy of men is anymore
the ones telling them to cry or the ones saying it's some moral crime
Any robots want to play Cards Against Humanity? Post if you're interested and I'll give a link
what packs should we use?
>>39056826
>>39056814
I'll play. I'd be interested in the holiday packs.
All right guys post if you're interested. I'll be choosing the packs soon so refer to>>39056826
if you want input
itt: comfy images
post images that comfort you and make you feel good on the inside.
Pic related, everything by this artist warms my heart.
>>39056814
come play with us if you want
time to get comfy, boys
>>39056554
captcha: Drive ralle
State your race and gender and whether you would rather be the boy or girl and which one you would rather fuck. Why?
None of them t b honestly
>>39056152
I demand to know why her boobs are covered.
>>39056160
How come?
>>39056168
Woman logic?
>Tfw no cute BF to dominate
W-why cute guys are g-gay and rare? ;_;
I'm 128 lbs
oregano
>>39055980
>128 lbs
What does this means, anon? Are you a twink?
>tfw no qt bf to be a trap with
>tfw no dom bf to dominate me in bed
:(
Is being a cuck the only way option left?
Being 5'5" with a small penis, women will never see me as a men unless they want me for my money. Being a cuck is the only coping mechanism I have because a girl wouldn't love me and would end up cheating on me. At least she has to ask me for permission if I'm a cuckold.
Discuss.
>>39055920
>I don't want to work to improve myself so I'll just fetishize my own inferiority and genetic failure
>>39055920
yeah, basically.
so go out and make some money anon. you don't wanna share a girl, do you?
>>39055992
Women don't see "men" at 5'5" as men.
I have a decent job, I go to the gym, I don't have much hobbies but girls just ignore you because of your height.
>>39056007
I have money for myself and for my future wife who'll I be beta providing for me.
Girls are going to ignore me until their in their 30s and desperate to settle.
So, /r9k/, what do you do to cope?
Beer and creating music.
eat
jerk off
play games
eat more
I have a dog and sometimes i put peanut butter on my balls and have her lick them. Its makes me want to kms but its better than nothing
Hey guys some quick advice
>Be at store earlier picking up couple snacks
>See some cute mature woman (probably late 40's)
>Have a huge milf/gilf fetish
>Anyways I run into her and she apologizes for it
>See her again a few minutes later
>This time I make the conversation
>I make joke about being in her way
>A few minutes later I intentionally get in her way
>She comes by and says something (I think a joke about getting in her way) and touches my back and kinda rubs it before laughing and walking off
>When we go to check out, she starts backing up like shes gonna bump into my cart and laughs
>I didn't wanna stand outside waiting on her cause I was afraid that would look stupid
>So I gave up...just as I was regretting it and pulling out, I see her pass by
>Just by chance, I see her name on her vehicle...well first initial and last name
>Facebook her when I get home and sure enough I find her
My question is was this gilf flirting with me and wanting me? And is it too cringey to add her to fb and ask her out?
>is it too cringey to add her to FB and ask her out
Most normies will find this incredibly creepy. Do not do this.
>>39056182
then how in the world am i supposed to just bump into her again?
>>39056225
maybe go back to the store again same time?
>this guy walks up to you at a trump ralley and says
'good night, alt right'
what do you do
i whip out my massive amerifag cock and beat him over the side of his head with it
Why would I be at a trump rally. What kind of retard do you think I am?
anyway I could beat this skinnybois ass into the ground...
>>39055353
oh god this made me rock hard, keep going
>Anon let's play wiIly wars! Do you know how to play?
>Whoever can wank their wilIy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes Iots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum Iater his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his thigh and he wasn't even touching it!
>>39055309
Who the fuck is making these threads?
>>39055321
Insecure white boys with yellow fever and tiny pricks using other white boys with large dicks as their surrogate dick to mask their insecurities
>>39055355
>being this asian
>that kid who had monkey ears
>that kid who tries to talk to the girls in class when they are clearly ignoring him, and yet he keeps trying
>>39055090
fuck me. i have that kind of ears
goddamn my jewish genes
>that kid who tried weed at a party, freaked the fuck out and called the cops on himself, busted everyone there