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A receding is LITERALLY a mark of poor breeding, of commoner parentage that don't consider their future potential descendants when selecting a mate. A marker of being the product of brainless, lower-class people. Should I even bother with scalp treatments or should I just self-select out of the gene pool?
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>>38581147
There are and have been loads of successful bald people. The people who focus on the negative aspects of their life that they don't have control over don't do as well. Focus on something else, OP
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how do you even breathe or see you ginger mutant freak? your hair is the least of your worries
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>>38581147

Lmao, this is the shit I come to /r9k/ every now and again to see. Insecure spastics like yourself. Outstanding post.

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What's something that you used to be made fun of for doing but now it seems like everyone is doing it?
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Being the black kid who "acts white".
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>>38581107
>being black
Could've stopped right there bud
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playing video games
watching anime
abstaining from smoking

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Reminder if you are truly depressed you wouldn't complain or have the energy to
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I've been in that state numerous times and it is literally the worst feel.
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>>38581067
true depression doesn't stop you from doing anything though.that's just regular laziness.
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>>38581067
complete depression eliminates all compulsion to act in any manner other than routine like windows safe mode

all my actions are completely automatic at this time

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>its not your dick
>its not your face
>its not your height
>its not your lack of money
>its not your race
>its not the women
>its not your taste in music
Its you. Your a piece of shit. don't deny it because you know its true.
>"but my *insert trait thats bad* prevents me from being happy and having a gf
its not. there's always a girl for any guy. you're a bad person with shit qualities. Thats it. Selfish, uninteresting, weak, mean, and have shit social skills. If you have at least some decent qualities that'd fix. But the most you can muster is ingenuine niceness to get laid. I'm 5 '8 black, have a 5 and a half inch dick, a slight unibrow, and a minimum wage job. But I have a gf after I took the one true redpill. And here it is: Fix your personality. Only truly vapid women care purely about looks. You're a fool if you think all women are holes that love chad.
some steps to take:
>see a therapist
fix your daddy/mommy issues and your anger
>actually do shit
browsing the internet hasnt made you wise or based. You don't know everything because you never leave the house. go to uni, get a job, and live life.
>don't fester

Thats it. Unless you have a deformity of enormous proportions such as the elephant man or marcocephaly this will work. Ask me questions if you're ready to stop suffering.
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You're right but sedation is powerful. ''Drunk on distraction''. We all are suffering inside but externally we are too comfortable. Eating junk food, watching TV, shitposting. Things need to change but they won't. Most of us don't have the will to.
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>just b urself manye
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>>38581057
>go to uni, get a job, and live life

wew thanks for the based wisdom, life counselor
really blew me away these revelations
already i am a new man

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r8 my dumb cat

Just picked this fucker up today for free, anyone know the breed?
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>>38581016
When you're tired of normies
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>>38581016
>>38581088
Orginatly qt
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>>38581016
>>38581088
is there a floofy spot on the neck? like extra floofy?

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>you will never be a member of the akatsuki
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>>38580854
.you will never have hand super powers
>you will never be in the akuski and watch all your friends die and group disband
why live
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Is that Naruto in the middle? Did he end up joining the bad guys?
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Akataka-what?

Sounds like some weeb shit, tee bee haich

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This board is so depressing!
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>>38580845
Yeppers peppers
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>>38580845
It's comforting cos it normalizes my bad life decisions and I feel a little better about being human garbage, I don't know what you're talking about "depressing".
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This is where we vent about problems that no one in our lives cares about, I do it to stay functional. If you're not in a place where you need something like that, I would strongly advise leaving.

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>need to poopoo in a resturaunt's bathroom
>only one toilet
>theres a line
>know that this particular shit will take a while
>just shit in my pants as to not hold up the line
who else /angelic/ here
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come on you robots must have done some good deed
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I didn't fuck the dead crow I saw yesterday
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>>38581280
kek'd outloud on that one

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Robots, describe in great detail a girl that would be the bare minimum that you'd consider marrying. Be honest.
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White
Skinny
Virgin
Clingy
Dumb
Short
Nice
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The absolute bare minimum for marriage?
>Not a NEET.
>Has some interest or hobby. Even anime counts.
>Not fat. Doesn't have to be some petite stick, just not fat. Your size is a reflection of your character and lifestyle.
Anything else with a pulse goes.
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>>38580796

I would never marry I think. Too many risks these days and I like my money.

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My computers acting up. lets try this again. Shes EXTRA THICK guys give me some memes to say.
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>>38580697
is this the tinder chink with a puffy face from earlier?
If so she's much uglier than I though
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your wish is my command anon. on a side note anyone know any horror anime? i wanna be spooked
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>>38580806
Now why did you do that? I didn't even got dubs

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can we have a /loveandappreciation/ thread?
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>>38580676
You can appreciate everything within your life and still hate it as much as you can love everything within your life and not appreciate it
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except others are your competition. Life is a zero sum game, and we've all already lost. Think on that one for a while.
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>>38580676
>stop seeing others as your competition
Then what am I aiming to surpass? I want to be the best, so I have to beat down my competition.

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*twepeots behnd u*
heh nuffn puwrsenal kid
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Where did you get that blade?
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>>38580636
*Cuts the bepis with katana that folded thousand times*
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>>38580720
*twepeots u to te forgs of vlcan*
dwis is te extemt of muh powa! hhahhahha

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>Looking for a sales and marketing job
>99% are "be your own boss" job
>Actually find one that's entry level
>Wants a decade of experience with a brag book
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It's called lying. Original
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>>38580790
you really cant lie with brag books
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>brag book

I'm just learning this term for the first time. I'm such a babby.

Texting a girl and getting generic and boring responses. I bet she doesn't do that to Chad.
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stop giving her generic and boring prompts
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>>38580604
I don't. This doesn't happen when I talk to men.
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>>38580604
Fuck off roastie, you play with our hearts i hope niggers play with your guts

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>tfw I can rap and no I'm not from compton
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>>38580485
so wigger
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Sunnyvale in the hizzle!

Right, J-Rock?
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>>38580485
England is my city xDDDD lol

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