So, i still have some years where i'm FORCED to live with my parents due to shit laws, university etc.
How do i fucking hide a dakimakura? I've been hiding thousand of other illegal or embarassing things in the wardrobe, but a dakimakura is harder to hide.
They don't know i'm a anime autist and i don't want them to cry on the bathroom everyday (not until i kill myself)
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>>34364610
Remove the case each morning, roll it up and place it in your underwear drawer, it'll just look like you have a large pillow
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>>34364656
I know it's better to have a large white pillow than a large pillow with a anime girl on it, but won't they find it TOO strange that i have a giant pillow?
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>>34364610
i doubt their first line of thinking will be "well if he has a large pillow, that has to be for putting an anime girl's gaping vagina on."
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You could have been wonderful lad...
You could have lived out your dreams (if you had any)
And been the best person you could ever been.
But alas, for you live in Britain edition...
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>be lurking here for the bastard who killed my mum
>he appears
>say I am in pain and if he can give me a visit
>tries to give me a lethal dose of morphine
>strangle him with his own tie instead
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are there any regular trips on britfeel?
are they okay contributors or pure shit?
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>>34364733
None worthy of note, just as it should be.
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Get back to slaving, wagecuck. Mr. Goldberg's third yacht isn't going to purchase itself.
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>>34364561
you keep kekking it up, neetcuck
the god emperor is gonna take away your autismbux soon and open up the ovens for all you fucks just watch
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>>34364634
What if he doesn't live in America?
My post is the epitome of originality, by the way
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>>34364561
Have fun asking mommy to make you dinner tonight while I go <>balls deep<> in my girlfriend RAW
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>5'10"
>Gray eyes
>Light brown hair
>Slight V frame
>Masculine Jawline and dimples without fat
>7.5"x6" dick
>255lbs
>Mid 5 figure salary
>No car
>No friends
>131 IQ
>Spergy, but not diagnosed
>Can grow full beard
Could I slay if I lost the weight and made some life changes or is it not worth it?
Serious replies only please
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>>34364504
>5'10"
Lmao I would kill myself if I was you. Literally 10 year old girls are that tall nowadays.
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>>34364504
could you post a pic......?
even a body shot with your face covered should suffice
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>>34364504
If what you say is true you definitely can. Just get a cheap used car that isn't beaten up, get some good clothes and drop some weight.
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I'm drunk and will get high later, ask me anything
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>>34364488
no thanks
orinla comento
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>>34364488
posting more of this former r9k posting qt
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I encourage everyone that replies to this thread to post statements and not questions.
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what happened with the 'robot' kid of your classroom?
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>>34364449
that would be me..
i am replying to your thread
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>>34364449
Is this really the board to ask? We're the weird kids anon
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So I'm an engineering major and everyone in my class is "that robot kid" but since robots are a majority here it's all the same. Robots don't stand out here. Maybe the occasional chad and Stacy but that's rare
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Are all feels created equal?
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>>34364422
No, equality doesn't exist. Where's the link to the cute doggo video?
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>>34364503
No link, took the picture myself.
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>>34364529
Do you have any more pictures of your dog in snow?
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ITT: Post your car and rate others cars
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>>34364384
I think you should post this on /o/
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>>34364384
06 Civic
Black, tinted windows and a spoiler (it uses to be my uncle's and I dont care to remove it)
Its in the garage getting inspected (tinted windows might be an issue)
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I have a CVT lancer
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>tfw shadowbanned but only when I reply to threads and not when I make them
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That's what you get for posting pictures of obese cartoon character designed to brainwash children.
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>>34364376
>rose
>obese
She's the female equivalent of bear mode, with huge tits.
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>>34364437
Mmmmm no. Try again. Your perception of obesity is warped because you're retarded. But that bitch is extremely obese and unhealthy. Bordering 400lbs.
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Life Hack: If you roll the covers over you and put a pillow on your back it feels like someone is sleeping next to you.
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A good life hack. Also, pretend a rolled-up comforter is a girlfriend and save money on a dakimakura that you won't be able to see in the dark anyway
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>>34364336
sometimes it feels even better
people can be annoying to sleep next to sometimes
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If you eat too many tendies and accidentally shit your pants wait till it dries and just turn your briefs inside out.
>black
>autistic
>manlet
why didn't they just abort me desu
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>>34364316
your mom wanted the child welfare cheque.
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>>34364316
JUST GOT HOME AND YOU FEELIN' TIRED BUT YOU SEE THAT THREAD AND YOU CRACK A SMILE
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>East African
>6'6"
>Sorta intelligent
Can I make it?
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I WANT TO FUCKING SOCIALIZE BUT HOW CAN I DO IT
Normies are always telling me their "if you don't go out you will never find anyone" meme, but it is FUCKING BULLSHIT.
For the last month I am going the gym every single day
>go there
>start to work out
>noone ever said a thing to me
>workout and go out
Every second day I have time to go to a bar
>go there
>order a drink
>again
>and again
>2 hours passes
>go home
I tried to approach girls who are in groups of two or three (normies told me that one girl is usually waiting for someone)
>hi do you mind if I join you?
>actually yes
EVERY SINGLE TIME
How the fuck are normies doing it.
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>>34364254
Son, I'm afraid you have autism.
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>>34364254
Try initiating the convo with gym guys. Chat to them while their dick is in your face when they spot you on the bench, for example.
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yep I feel your pain OP, I force myself to go out to horrible clubs with horrible music and horrible drinks, and everyone I go with is "oh you'll meet people" but I never do. That said, I can't even gain the courage to ask to join people.
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Hey /r9k, I'm an actor. Was cast in a weird horror movie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h70MUGExb3Y
Please watch it so I can become chad
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lose some weight nigger
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>4.5 minute student film
>"""movies"""
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>>34364240
Why was the guy in your house in the first place OP? Also your acting was priddy good
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Would fat girls be into me?
When I say fat I mean fat, not obese, nor chubby.
I'm short and desperate and I never considered fat to be THAT unattractive so I'm willing to give it a shot.
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>>34364204
That chick in your photo is obese, though. I weigh less than that and qualify as obese.
Anyway, whether she's fat or not doesn't raise your chances all that high. You never know who's going to like you, you just have to roll the dice. Getting a girl is a numbers game. People can surprise you, both for the better and for the worse.
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>>34364204
Are you Chad? Then yes.
If you're ugly just give up.
Welcome to Women's Liberation.
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No. Fat women are awful. They're even more bitchy and entitled than normal-weight girls. They're also insanely jealous and controlling
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> I'm the younger of two kids. Me and my sister, obviously.
>I was never close to her growing up, she was 13 years older and already off to college in my formative years.
>So I was raised like an only child.
>She visited regularly, though, and I got to visit her place once or twice a year.
>In that sense she was a lot like a cool aunt.
>When I grew up a bit, my sister showed a lot more interest in me. Sexual interest.
>I returned it.
>Being a horny teenager, I couldn't resist her seduction.
> The distant-but-friendly sibling relationship ignited into something wild and primal.
>Lust turned into...I guess, love.
>We've been together for the past several years and I couldn't be happier.
Here's the twist.
>This past Friday, my parents sat me down and told me my sister was my real mother.
>Not the woman sitting in front of me who I'd called Mom my whole life. She didn't give birth to me.
>My sister did.
>My sister, who I'd been having sex with for years, who seduced me when I was becoming a man, who'd been distant up until then, who was a bit old for a sister.
I've been fucking my mom.
>My mom had me too young, let her parents take care of me instead, then came back and seduced her own son.
>Seduced me into a relationship with her.
>Lied to me for my entire life.
Holy shit.
My "parents" (grandparents, I guess) misinterpreted my shock. I didn't spill the beans to them. Maybe I should've.
I can't make sense of this. My entire worldview's been shattered. Nothing I thought I knew is right.
I've been trying to call my "sister" -- my mother -- all weekend. She isn't picking up. I'm seriously considering dropping everything and driving over to her place. If that's what it takes to talk to her. I want to an hero.
I guess I'm posting here first to get any help I can. Advice, if there is any. Similar situations that can help me cope
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You say you want to an hero. Why? You were ok with her being your sister but not your mother? Or is it less about that and more about the perceived betrayal / living a lie part?
I'm not sure I totally understand what you're feeling
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Lmao fake bruh
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>>34364189
Hey, that's kinda like what happened with Nicholas Cage, but he never fucked his momsister.