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Why did you want that anon? Having a crush on them and want to gay-i-fy them, now, don't you?

>>37231621
What? Yes why else would I want to make him more Feminine, I thought I made that obvious.

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>>37231563
Do you actually need to make him more feminine though? I mean, if you're going to bang your friend anyways, might as well just take him as he is, just use hypnotic suggestion to get him to like you or something instead of turning him into a girl that will then proceed to leave you for some other dude in some gay bar.

probably genuine happiness but i wouldnt know

Being loved.
Being happy.
Being indifferent
Being less miserable than usual

nah being drunk is pretty good

>>37231338
I always thought Dol Amroth would be a comfy place to live.

>>37231338
I'd want to explore the whole world
then when i got tired of exploring i'd pick my favorite place and settle down

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I'd be a human.

I'd go explore, find treasure, kill monsters. I'd be on the search for things to smoke that would resemble cannabis.

They were smoking something called "weed" in the first movie, but I don't know if it was cannabis or if it got them "high" but it would be my dream to get stoned in a high fantasy world, looking off into the distance.

Did you use the Q-tip lightly and sensitively instead of ramming it in there at full speed?

>>37231142
>creaking
do you mean like a crunchy sound? I had that shit recently too, but it seems to be gone now. No constant pressure though.

Pretty sure you're not supposed to use q-tips.

>>37231009
How does one gauge this? Why do you want to know?

>>37231019
because it gets me horny and im trying to get off

Like a tablespoon, enjoy yourself

How explicitly did you see her and do you still fap to it?

>>37231002
Greentext nao, was it accidental?

>>37231002
caught my sister doing the sexy time to herself.

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1st for why haven't we killed ourselves yet

go on then lads, someone start us off

>>37230997
better call saul is better than breaking bad edition

>>37230902

like three fiddy

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>>37230902
Uhhh, 50 pounds?

>>37230902
hhahahahaha, those skin tits. you need to lose like 20-30 kg.

If they are going to rob you they actually would have no desire to cause more bodily harm to you than what's required to scare you.
Since they already know youre an awkward virgin they'd probably just suggest they have a gun and take your money.

Also incall means she's coming to you, outcall means you're going to her.
If you're too much of a plebian to host a hooker on your own bed you should just kill yourself and give me your money first

>>37230917
>Also incall means she's coming to you, outcall means you're going to her.

No, it's the other way around.

>>37230950
I insist you're incorrect.

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>>37230718
The problem is that the whole concept of robot is forever a pity party and race to the bottom to see who is the most fucked up, and then draw a line in the sand and be the gatekeeper for all things robot and start threads PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO USE TOILETS AND DRESS THEMSELVES CAN'T BE ROBOTS

People also don't realize that the whole tendies thing is supposed to be ironic, we were making fun of those autistic manbabies. Same with the whole REEEE thing and frogposting.

I'm assuming that people who genuinely frogpost and go on about normies are either 12 year olds who think it's funny to rolepley, redditors who are just here to make ebin r/bestof4chan screencaps of their own threads, and maybe like 1% genuinely fucked up people who adopted the memes as a way to express themelves without knowing that they were supposed to be ironic. The whole kek maga trump reddit thing from last year didn't help at all.

>>37230718
vent it out to me dude, are you feeling sad? legit wanna help ya

>>37230897
I want you to kill me anon, that's all I ever wanted from you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95BwFLCVX9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV6LPx1ezYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch5lOo5cL1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fUbUj4nD9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEhNppy0to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdHwpes417A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA2uHQ9XBI8

posting what I've cried to

Dude, Kraftwerk is great.

For me it is Biosphere's polar music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbWOM4GEO9A&list=PLKtI6DyKnYmON6GWBQ5cocMPHz4A6buEL

same feels as OP desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7qtDE0gTq8

>>37230658
Because I prefer to post on the bitter virgin part of a Taiwanese rice farming forum. You don't actually think I'm going to do something do you? lmao, I can't even talk to a woman in a bar.

>>37230696
Fpbp in an original, content full way

INCOMING!

The political and economic status quo will monopolize this disaster to further cement itself, without addressing unrestricted immigration, ethnic replacement, cultural replacement or anything that could open itself up to new and inconvenient ideas and policy that may lighten the pockets of international corporations and monetary entities.

BEWARE VAGUE, EASILY-MISDIRECTED "HOPES&PRAYERS".

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I second that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtzkaL2t_Y

>>37230499
>the Beatles
Entry level taste man. To be quite honest they're shit tier.

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>>37230606
>the abbey road medley is shit tier

>>37230452
>Femanons, are you ready for the summer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wzT6QwzD0Q
Watch this video for added sadness.

>>37230452
Literally all they have to do is nothing. Why wouldn't they?

It's summer here all year around.

guys who pretend to be girls are not girls

>>37230210
>tfw live in siberia
d-damn it

>>37230237
yes we are. the guys pretending to be girls are actually girls pretending to be traps pretending to be girls.