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I can't handle it anymore 2017-02-26 03:46:03 Post No.35144774
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I can't handle it anymore
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2017-02-26 03:46:03
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I had a relapse robots, after falling for the /fit/ meme. I worked out every day, bought supplements, paid 50$ for a haircut. I looked at LEAST a 9/10 but still no women wanted to get near me. I'm still a virgin and now I gave up and stuffed myself with food thinking about my soon to come wizzard powers. Please tell me the ride ends.
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>>35144774
Your mistake was getting /fit/ for women.
Didn't you feel good working out? How long have you been going?
It's supposed to boost your confidence and strength overall, and from there you do whatever.
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>>35144774
>I looked at LEAST a 9/10
You forgot a zero at the end there.
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>>35144851
I worked out for 4 months before giving up, did not feel good, just ended up out of breath and in pain.
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>ywn be at girl camp experimenting with each other playing truth or dare
JUST
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>>35144741
Apparently it's "normal" to sexually experiment with others when you're young.
Like what the fuck??? I've never even seen a vagina. My "sexual experimenting" was with gross weird porn.
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>>35144741
>THIS is going to be extinct in 50 years
JUST
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>>35144741
source on this?
yes I am being that guy
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Are they any white American girls aged 18-30 that don't have tattoos?
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>>35144489
ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU FUCKING ROBOTS
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>>35145055
no
oraginasenpiatchi
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Yes, of course there are you idiot.
Do you realize how fucking big America is?
You could find a black nazi paraplegic dyke to watch battlestar galactic a with you in exchange for Indian takeout if you looked hard enough.
Stop asking retarded questions.
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what happened to all the good people in the world?
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>>35161715
morality is subjective, everybody is corrupt in a way, no one is truly "good"
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They became posters on /r9k/.
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>>35161743
Is that the kind of abstract moraily you employ to justify being a gokkun slut for pic related?
Morality exists within the framework of wellbeing and thriving societies. Within that framework we can make objective decisions on what the best courses of action are to benefit both the individual and the society as a while.
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Talking to girls thread
14/88 edition
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>>35160993
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Booooobs tits fuck
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>>35161009
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Bug sun cloud sky
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>>35161032
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Table cloth quesadilla
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>walk into little sister's room
>see this
what do?
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Leave the apple store
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>>35160529
Put my dick in knuckles and fuck him while he eats out my sister.
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Wonder why in 2017, this bitch still charges with wires
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>tfw asexual
Am I destined to become a /r9k/ browsing autist like you guys?
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>asexual
Shut the fuck up. Tumblr is better suited for snowflakes like yourself.
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>>35159717
>asexual
Nice meme my dude
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>>35159717
Are you a boy, or a girl?
If you're a boy, you're destined to be alone forever. If you're a girl, so long as you let whoever you get into a relationship fuck you on occasion, you'll be fine.
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Did any of you guys act autistic as a kid because of Naruto, or some other anime you watched as a kid? I know I did, I used to act like Naruto nine-tails fox mode (2 tails level) at recess. Share any stories you guys got.
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>>35159708
It's not really autistic If you're a kid
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I tried the Naruto run in middle school. It was uncomfortable as shit so I stopped doing it.
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>>35159708
At around the time when Pokemon Diamond and Pearl came out, my friend and I would pretend we were Pokemon. I was always Piplup and he was always Chimchar; it's no secret that I'd always win. And oh yeah there were times I'd play Naruto at the park with the Chinese kids.
But I don't feel too bad any of it because we were just kids and even the normies did it at the time. Role playing was fun, I wish I could experience even a fraction of that joy today
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>tfw steam gf says that she have fetish of me cucking her while she watches and also asphyxia fetish 2017-02-27 03:11:26 Post No.35159673
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>tfw steam gf says that she have fetish of me cucking her while she watches and also asphyxia fetish 2017-02-27 03:11:26 Post No.35159673
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>tfw steam gf says that she have fetish of me cucking her while she watches and also asphyxia fetish
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what to do, we never met irl but i wouldn't want to cuck her or strangle her while i fuck her
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She has daddy issues OP. Gamer girls are always bad news. STAY AWAY!
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>>35159787
she isn't a gaymer girl, she doesn't play anything as i know, but yeah her father was really shit
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>>35159871
then why tf does she use steam ???
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Why not just shave your hair if the balding is this bad?
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>>35159566
>lundpads
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>>35159566
Because then you'll be completely bald
I never understood that "just shave your head bro".
It's complete opposite of a solution.
>oh no I am slowly going bald, I don't want there to be no hair on my head, what should I do?
>shave my head and go bald, that'll stop me from going bald!
It's like chopping your arm off because you're missing some fingers.
If you're balding, you should grow you hair out.
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>>35159566
The shave your head thing only works if you can grow a nice beard
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Am I in the wrong? Did I take advantage of her? I'll TLDR it after my story.
Last night a friend of mine invited me out to a bar. We've been friends for over 10 years. Like a sister to me. She got really wasted. I wouldn't let her walk home by herself, she lived about 10 blocks away from the bar, and she was stumbling. Could barely stand up. She fell down quite a few times. Mind you, I walk EVERYONE home. Not just girls. I make sure EVERYONE gets home when they are drunk.
When I dropped her off at her house, she still was not sober. Her parents don't like it when she comes home really drunk. I stayed with her for an hour trying to sober her up, but she was really fucking gone.
While talking to her, she interrupted me and started kissing me. This happened about 5 times. I was drunk as well, and I knew what was going on. I hesitated, but after a second or two each time, I stopped her because I knew it was wrong. I never like to take advantage of people while drunk, especially women. Not only did she kiss me, she bit my neck and left a huge hickey. My neck is still sore. Feels like it's going to bruise.
I told a mutual friend of ours that we are both very close with that she has to stop drinking, and she's being really stupid. I told him everything that happened. The next morning, she had asked him what happened and he told her.
She wrote me a long message saying that she doesn't like me at all, and that she thinks I took advantage of her and now she is extremely upset. She has blocked me on Facebook.
Did I do anything wrong? She initiated everything.
tl;dr
friend(girl) gets too drunk, sucks my face and complains i took advantage of her.
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>>35159554
that's what you get for being mr. nice guy you beta cuck
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that's why you don't help women
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>>35159617
This. like, ever
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Sup /r9k/, I'm hanging out with my gf. What should we do.
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>>35159522
browse /r9k/ unironically, it will go over well
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Anal
Original comment I swear
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Break up with each other
Then hatefuck and make up
How do you get over the impending crash of human civilization? How am I supposed to cope when the global die-off of homo sapiens begins in my lifetime? How do I keep on going when I am part of a failed species?
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>>35159314
just beeee urself OP
things will be fine
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>>35159375
underrated post lol epic
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The fact that you project your inner "depression" onto the entire human species has probably much more to do with it than the actual probability of a catastrophy. .
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>be neet
>rich parents pay for you to live independently instead of suffering under their roof
>+8/10 rich qt teen neet girl becomes obsessed with you
>comes see you everyday to talk and help your fix your life
>becomes your gf
>save eachother
>go to university together
>get married
FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING JAPS, PROBABLY MADE THIS SHIT TO MAKE NEETS MAD JELLY
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Daily reminder:
>You did not get the meaning of the show if you waifu misaki
/a/ out.
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The writer for this was actually a NEET hikki himself, and wrote it to try and help himself.
He admits he completely failed though, and is still hikki, he just has a lot of money now.
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been forever since i watched this. he didn't marry the girl, did he?
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Is there any industry more pathetic than the pharmaceutical industry?
There is unironically a group of people in this world who have dedicated their lives to sitting in the backs of convenience stores counting pills, putting them in little bottles for you.
They go through almost a decade of education to get the privilege of doing this.
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they're drug dealers man
a well respected and historied profession
give 'em a break
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>>35159222
>a well respected
I don't respect them
and they don't deal shit, don't give them that much credit
the doctor writes the prescriptions, and they have no control over that whatsoever
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>The pharmaceutical industry is this one specific job
Nice b8 m8