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Tell them you're afraid of the immigrants. They'll understand.

>>34665686
Tell them youre busy wanking. Thats less shocking than the real answer

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>>34665686
who /fort builder/ here?

Women were happier in the past imo.

Only women with that "drive" should become a mother. I have 0 maternal instincts and would neglect/abandon it. People shouldn't become parents just because "that's what we're supposed to do". In a way, I am doing a good deed by not having a baby.

>>34665863
>I have 0 maternal instincts and would neglect/abandon it.

You cannot say that until you have had the child.

>>34665657
year. One of them brought up how big his bulge was and when they were trying to guess how big he was one of them brought up his pretty big hands. I tried to pretend I wasn't listening by mindlessly scrolling through facebook on my phone, but I still saw them quickly glance at me and giggle. I have an asian girlfriend and am well known for liking Asian girls so I wouldn't be too surprised if they were already questioning the size of my dick. Even my aunt has asked me if I like Asian girls because I have small hands. I think there might be some truth to liking asian women because I'm insecure about my masculinity but I've pretty much always found girls with the features Asian women tend to have attractive anyway.

When I got home that night I messaged my girlfriend about what happened to which she gave me some half-assed reassurance. I can't blame her too much though because I didn't really tell her how upset I actually felt deep down. I just wish she would've taken the hint and stopped teasing me about my hands herself or at had at least given me an apology. It feels so shitty when you're out buying clothes for winter with your girlfriend and she hands you a pair of women's gloves to make fun of you. Maybe its just my insecurity making things a bigger deal than she should be, but I really wish she'd be a bit more sensitive towards me. (continued)

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>>34665657
[unsolicited opinions about Donald Trump]

>>34665681
It seems like every couple weeks she brings up how much stronger my roommate is than me and how he could beat me up. He's honestly not the best looking dude so I'm not worried about her being interested in him, but I do think it might be her subconscious letting me know she wishes I was more masculine. One day while we were getting lunch with some of her friends, she made a comment about how the other guys we were with at a bar the other night were so tall that I even seemed short. I don't think she she thinks i'm not tall or not tall enough, but my height is one of my few manly features so hearing that I didn't even seem tall hurt more than I'd like to admit. I started taking vyvanse again a couple weeks before she came to visit me for the weekend, which fucked up my appetite and made me lose a few precious pounds and the first thing she said when she hugged me was "aw you got even skinnier". Right after i took off my shirt before we had sex she laughed as she commented on how skinny I am. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate it when she tells me shes concerned about my weight and diet and gives me constructive advice and motivation because I am pretty damn thin and want to change that, but its really not okay to laugh at your significant other like that. She likes calling me daddy in bed, which I have to admit does kinda turn me on, but it also makes me feel so insecure because I'm not a "daddy" at all. I can't help but think she's imagining being fucked by stronger, manlier, more confident man than whenever I hear her say it.

Theres some homemade remedies she can look at online if she doesn't want to keep the baby.

ABORT ABORT THIS IS A FULL ABORT DO YOU READ??? ABORT!!!

>>34666482
I feel like she'll want to keep it. She likes me more than I like her.

I'm only 23. I'm so fucking scared. This is what I get for trying to not be a robot.

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>>34665612
in the coffin

I spent it like any other day.

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>>34665612
Am 24 (and a degen):

>dad took me out to really nice/fancy restaurant downtown
>ordered a couple whiskeys, him and I bantered about redpill stuff
>went out and bought 2oz of weedajuana and 6 blunts
>stayed up all night and smoked blunts while watching Belly

i have a fair amount of experience with benzos. prescribes klonopin but have experimented with xanax. i have taken other sedatives as well. i was taking seroquel for a while as antidepressant/anxiety/sleeping pill. i think it worked really well for that, but im pretty sure it makes you gain weight

>>34665608
fucking love benzo's

but tolerance and withdrawal will put you down for the count

I need benzos to be a normal functioning member of society. Without them I'd be a fucking hermit.

>>34665574
>implying I don't hate me

What exactly classifies as being worthy?

Please grab a sprite.

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>tfw haven't hit any wax/dabbed yet
>haven't smoked a bowl yet
>haven't taken any morphine yet
Am I the only user/addict who sometimes wakes up and then just doesn't do anything (even use) for a couple of hours besides shitpost

bump

Is everyone on /r9k/ just refugees from /spee/ right now or what

12mg klonopin
3mg xanax
8mg suboxone (this doesn't get me high though)
couple cups of coffee (keeps me from blacking out)
snorted half a .5mg triazolam earlier
250mg tramadol
around 3 gram gabapentin spaced over a couple hours
constantly puff on my faggot vape which I secretly think is so cool (nicotine)
couple hits of fire deregulated now synthetic noids damiana stuff
took 1, 54mg concerta earlier, just swallowed cannot be bothered taking this pill apart

might have a couple beers later, probably just go to sleep man I hate and love tramadol, after a big break when you first taking it, it just makes you so tired, like not even good opiate tier tired, just tired

not really even high, just benzoed a bit (I have stupid tolerance which I hate and is going to be a massive bitch when I finally run out of cash and withdraw I might even have to go to the doctor)

oh fuck I took a viagra about 30 mins ago as well, split one in half so 50mg

>tfw all the drugs, most liekly sex soon and I still don't feel that great ;_; at least I have my vape right? RIGHT?!

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>>34665479
>is it wierd to drink on your own in your room whilst looking at trap porn at your computer?
wut

>>34665479
This is weird

>>34665505
This is not weird

>>34665641
Hey, why is my one weird?

Sure. Wanna find out if I'm bigger than Sean?

I'm actually using this if I ever run into her.

>>34665423
I honestly hate you vapid whores more

[takes out gun]

>>34665413

Why you so mad, bro? lololol ; )

>>34665413
>When (((they))) tell you the number of previous partners she had doesn't matter

I fucking hate (((them)))

>>34665413
what's the big deal you autist. ,':^y

>Cheez-its
>Falcons for the excitement
>masturbating and smoking weed

>>34665287
>halftime faptime
You'd better help out with the cause, brother.

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R8 my tendies friends and pham.

stop being so fucking timid you pussy faggot

>I'm talking to myself by the way

>>34665247

I'd fix my jaws so I don't have to go through SARPE, a second double jaw surgery, Korean chin surgery, and mandibular angle implants to have a decent face.

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>>34665247
>If you could magically change one thing about your body
become an japanese middle school girl
>and one thing about your personality
would change my personality to that of a middle school girl in Japan

>>34665241
Adam
I think that was the name -- about an autistic guy or something.

is that pat the bunny?

also taxi driver is the essential robot film

>>34665309
Yes it is and I've already seen taxi driver

>>34665218
Don't OP as long as she's not fucking other guys who cares

If you're getting pussy then keep her for a while

>>34665218
How did she flirt with them?

>>34665218
>I thought the x girls with y personalities were the good ones
Sick meme.