>go on Youtube
>see Linkin Park has a trending video
>liked them back in middleschool so click video to see how much their music has evolved over the past 15 years
>about to lose virginity
>guy pops the cyst on my left majora
>buy a bunch of fruits and veggies at beginning of month hoping I'll start dieting
>clean out fridge of rotten veggies and fruits at end of month
>repeat every month
> be early March
> hop on the scale for that monthly check
> oh no! I'm 145 pounds now!
> start eating healthier and exercising
> yesterday, hop on scale
> 135 now
I love being skinny :).
My dad asked me if I'm gay today because he has never seen me with a girl and I never brought a girl home. I'm 23 and I'm tired of this fucking virgin life.
Any of you boys doing the Blue Whale Challenge?
What are the potential complications associated with suicide by hanging? I've got an extension cord set up, and I plan to put a towel around my neck to avoid bleeding. Is there anything else I should consider for a relatively quick death?
An extension cord will most likely break.
If you want it to be painless, you MUST leap off something to snap your neck. Standing on a chair and kicking the chair and leaving yourself hanging like that will be extremely painful. You will be struggling for about a minute before you pass out. I tried it for one second and it was agony.
>not having your foreskin restored
how do you cope with the embarrassment?
No one is going to see it so why even worry?
is it true that I'll get a bf if I wear this shirt?
men are so pathetic
this is not how women should be treated
can someone tell me what is happening in a residential neighborhood during broad daylight that would warrant a helicopter to hover so low
like seriously what the fuck did i just watch?https://youtu.be/r-Dm-qejBQU?t=96
pic unrelated...for those of you who are new around here it's moot.
G @ N G S T @ L K 1 N G
>reading sisters diary
>she keeps talking about some guy called W.K
>she writes how much she wants to be with him etc
>don't think much of it for the next week
>just realized it could stand for Will Parker (my name)
>not sure if I should act on this
W.P seems like pretty common initial. My sister is not a freak like me. There's no way it could be me, right?
Probably not but maybe try and make out with her a little tomorrow and see if shes into it?
try flirting with her you will get your answer by her reaction.
>tfw no sister that writes about you in her diary
In this thread describe your ideal gf
also if you meet someone else's description please respond
anime for attention
Well my ideal gf:
>curious and enjoy the idea of exploring the unknown
>open minded and questioning
>understand and enjoy the escapism of Anime/Manga and video games
>aware of the potential of computers and the internet and thus very interested in them
>be unsatisfied by living an average Joe uninteresting life
>wants to have fun
>good sense of humor
>can lead a conversation
>happy to rule the internet with me
Since that person doesn't exist:
>failed normie robots have nothing to post since their answer is just sex
Mom tells me I'm bleeding like a woman on her period, from my wound.
Would this phone be a good birthday present for sister?
It comes with a Sailor Moon themed selfie stick.
Anon's Additional Installment of Comfy General.
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COMFY GENERAL WHO THE FUCK IS UP GET COZY GET COMFY FUCKERS. Minimal politicking, racebaiting, and boipussi please. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.
Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/
comfy is a forlorn feeling of wanting to exist in the moments of absolute bliss you find from experience or in pictures you like. comfy is subjective but there's a few trends you can whittle it down to.
>eastern Europe sometimes, (mostly russia and the like)
>VHS filters over just about anything.
you have the right idea. composition is very important when it comes to creating an aesthetic picture (obviously)
Contributing a little to a good thread. Just woke up, want some morning tea but not sure I have the energy for the 20 step walk over to the bathroom to get water.
I don't have anything to contribute but I'm always on comfy mode just me and my birds watching the morning sun run across my room as I listen to piano music, I deeply recommend soft piano music for people who stress the night before and have time just to stare at there ceiling
Where in the world are you? It's overcast here this morning.