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Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:59:26 Post No.38325475
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:59:26 Post No. 38325475 [Report] [View this topic]

I just fapped to 2D pubes.

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Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:58:09 Post No.38325460
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:58:09 Post No. 38325460 [Report] [View this topic]

How did you spend your lunch break wagebots? I went to the smoker's bench in the parking garage and played Unteralterbach on my phone until my vape battery died. Then I went and got a beer.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:39:48 Post No.38326251
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Bump. Everybody must be hard at work.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:49:33 Post No.38326440
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>>38325460

Spent it hanging out with the nerds and other outcasts. Had some heated debates about the best Materia combinations on FF7 and how best to junction on 8. Introduced me to many games and introduced them to many as well. Shit was pretty sweet overall.

>tfw got invited to a LAN arcade for one's birthday and was the only one to show up
>end up alliancing on Civ3, dominated the map on hard, and eventually surrendered to give him the win
>played quake 3 against other guys online, 2vs8 and dominated their shit

Was one of the best fucking nights ever, holy shit.

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2017-07-12 05:55:24 Post No.38325404
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:55:24 Post No. 38325404 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw can only orgasm from fucking fat chicks.
every day's a struggle boys.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:57:08 Post No.38325440
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originally gross

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Carrefour love 2017-07-12 05:46:00 Post No.38325214
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Carrefour love Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:46:00 Post No. 38325214 [Report] [View this topic]

Only plebs go to ALDI. Let's make a Carrefour love thread.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:58:16 Post No.38325462
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When I was in Spain, the Carrefour was super expensive compared to the local Dia and they had mostly the same stuff. Why would you shop at a place that's more expensive?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:37:07 Post No.38326205
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>>38325214
Fuck carrefour, it's full of these overpriced shops in Milan

Anonymous 2017-07-12 07:25:02 Post No.38326985
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>>38325214
much expensiv in france too, impssible to buy something to eat with 100 euro, so i hate them!

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:44:41 Post No.38325183
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:44:41 Post No. 38325183 [Report] [View this topic]

Still at work, wagie? When you get home remember to check out the comfy minecraft server @ r9kserver.ddns.net
>New
>Active players
>No RP faggotry
>No womyn

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:17:44 Post No.38325837
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>>38325183
le ororor bump

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:43:03 Post No.38325147
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:43:03 Post No. 38325147 [Report] [View this topic]

Heres a little something to cheer all you robot bros up
https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-whose-husband-died-banished-sofa-found-love-brother-081433639.html

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:46:29 Post No.38325223
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>>38325147
Who else would I want to be with my wife if I died than my brother?

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:48:43 Post No.38325277
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>>38325223
Here is the short version
>beta gets high maintanence slag
>demands drive him to the brink
>dies on couch (or murdered)
>shacks up with chad brother 2 months later

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>>38325147
god she looks fucking disgusting

also (((love))) lol

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2017-07-12 05:36:08 Post No.38325020
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:36:08 Post No. 38325020 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw receded/underdeveloped jawline

Anyone complaining about being bald or short has no idea how this feels.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:37:31 Post No.38325048
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>>38325020
But I have all three of these things. I also can't grow a beard to hide it.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:21:15 Post No.38325896
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>>38325048
Fug this but im ugly too

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general autism/feels 2017-07-12 05:31:52 Post No.38324940
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general autism/feels Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:31:52 Post No. 38324940 [Report] [View this topic]

What does it mean to be a robot? when did you realise that r9k was for you?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:34:14 Post No.38324986
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To be lonely
To have a low outlook on life
and contrary to popular belief to not care about women

That sued to be the common theme on this board but just like everything else it seems like im growing out of this place too..

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:36:18 Post No.38325027
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>>38324940
When I realized my social anxiety was worse than I thought and when the small amount of friends I had left started leaving one by one because I was too weird for them

Getting a girlfriend isn't everything
Why would she even like a dumb and uninteresting NEET like me anyway, I have nothing to offer

Anonymous
2017-07-12 05:28:19 Post No.38324861
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:28:19 Post No. 38324861 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else /aphantasia/ here?

>Can't picture anything in my mind
>Can't see the faces of my parents
>Can't visualize a fantasy
>No imagination or creativity
>Terrible memory
>Poor academic achievement across the board

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:15:00 Post No.38325783
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Niggertasia

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:57:41 Post No.38326584
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Pussytasia

Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:59:08 Post No.38326601
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>>38324861
looks like jeff sessions

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2017-07-12 05:23:26 Post No.38324761
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:23:26 Post No. 38324761 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are Americunts so stupid?
Their ISP monopoly already fuck them over with shit cable and internet speeds
Now they're about to let ISPs throttle them if they go to a website they don't like

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:28:54 Post No.38324876
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I'm out of the loop... Is this actually happening now?

I'd be upset, but it was inevitable.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:29:08 Post No.38324882
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>>38324761
To be honest I will probably just use a vpn and pray it helps

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>>38324882
They'll just throttle the vpns

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:22:39 Post No. 38324740 [Report] [View this topic]

Do fembots self insert as lolis too?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:36:14 Post No.38325023
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>>38324976

Come join us, help reconquer r9k from the femwhors

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:38:49 Post No.38325074
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>>38325023
lmfao you autists can't keep this up all die.

Please prove me wrong I would love to see your power level.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:42:21 Post No.38325138
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>>38325074

Fight in the way of Elliot those who fight you and transgress on you. Indeed. Elliot does not like transgressors.

And kill them wherever you find them and expel them from wherever they have expelled you, as board invasions are worse than killing. And do not fight them at The Board of R9K until they fight you there. But if they fight you, then kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbeIievers.

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2017-07-12 05:15:50 Post No.38324614
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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:15:50 Post No. 38324614 [Report] [View this topic]

>Normies make fun of me
>Joke annoys me so get buttmad
>Made fun of for being buttmad
>New joke I'm ok with so I just let it be
>Made fun of still

Normies are impossible

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:21:00 Post No.38324699
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>>38324614
>normies
That behavior is not normie behavior. That sounds like some of that old "scumbag steve" meme shit you get from piss-poor townie loser types. These people are no more typical than robots.

Actual normies are very bland and hardly ever make fun of anyone. Their "jokes" are extremely boring.

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:23:15 Post No.38324758
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>>38324699

The jokes are boring, I'm just saying I "lose" no matter how I react. It makes no sense.

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:15:37 Post No. 38324608 [Report] [View this topic]

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR
AND I CAN FEEL THE CHANGE IN THE WIND RIGHT NOW
NOTHING'S IN MY WAY
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE
NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN

'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
I'M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME
I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE
I CAN DO ANYTHING
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
AND NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
I CAN REACH ANY STAR
I'VE GOT FAITH
I'VE GOT FAITH, FAITH OF THE HEART

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:33:21 Post No.38324965
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>>38324608
>pictures of people in planes

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:14:53 Post No. 38324596 [Report] [View this topic]

Help me r9k, I feel like I've been lying to myself for years

>standard sad virgin gets into traps story
>eventually get into crossdressing myself
>Convince myself I'm gay
>Download grindr
>cum city

Please idk what to do, I literally don't even want to fuck women anymore but I can't get hard for them anymore, did I turn myself gay?

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Recently got done with this guy

Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:29:38 Post No.38324897
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Teasp is a gay faggot

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:14:36 Post No. 38324593 [Report] [View this topic]

Does your back hurt often?

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Anonymous 2017-07-12 05:16:00 Post No.38324620
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>>38324593
Yep. Been blue collar for the last 7 years and I can definitely feel it.

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>>38324593
Every day since I got rear-ended at a stop light four years ago. Car accidents are actually at the heart of what is wrong with the USA.

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