Hi Anon, I really value our friendship. And I'm sure you'll find a nice girl someday.
thats a trap dough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIinSqcqkgw
>>35271077
hum, ok where did that come from? you just walk up to me and say you value our friendship out of nowhere, what is this?
>>35271077
*insert index finger between tiddies*
heheheheh
I hope you're having a good night Anon, tell me all about your week so far.
>Be me walking to subway (fast food not train)
>Talking to friend about how "niggas" are ruining the country
>Pant-sagging Tyrone hears me from corner and proceeds to chimp out on me and give me a bloody nose with nigga strength
The rest of the week was okay.
>>35271050
>be a racist
>be punished fairly for it
>complain
K
>>35271050
unfortunate this happened, but you got what was coming for speaking the chimp-out magic word around some black dude. Glad the rest of the week went ok
>spring break is approaching
>all professors are slamming in extra work and exams
>exhausted, but looking forward to a break
>not been a good semester
>enjoying drinking brandy and listening to Jethro Tull tonight
Its not a bad life or week, I just wish I had a reason to be doing this all still. I kind of lost that bright-eyed optimism I had going into this and it just need to end.
>>35271127
/thread
Origonalebt contrent
Any femanons want some attention?
>>35271048
I do. But first me stuff you pathetic creep.
>spend 3 years on /r9k/
>finally find a fembot that loves me
>she's asleep right now
We're all gonna make it, if you're dedicated enough.
>>35271048
are you that lonely, anon?
I've been lurking here for a few days and ive been inspired to post my failed opportunity from seeing others. So here goes
>be me
>be in 8th grade
>new kid so I have no friends
>start hanging out with weeaboo emo kids bc we share interests
>they start "shipping" me with one of them
>7/10 short qt half jap
>she's into anime and vidya
>she's cute but I deny it at first
>we begin to get closer
>develop feelings for her
>ohfuck.jpg
>we hangout more
>she gives me her number
>we have normal conversation
3 months pass
>8th grade formal approaches
>find out she's not going
>don't ask her
>formal ends
>last day of school is soon
>need to tell her my feelings
>decide to tell her in the last day
>last day arrives
>she's not there
>what now
>get my phone and text her
>tell her I need to talk to her
>"what is it, anon?"
>"I like you and I wanna go out with you"
>"I don't think so"
>fuck
>ask her if we can still be friends
>she says yes
>ignores my texts
She dated some beta senior when we got to highschool. Then she broke up with him for some LDR with Some Chad. I know where I fucked up but just to confirm, I want you guys to tell me how I fucked up. Keep in mind I haven't been that close to a girl since then and I'm about to graduate highschool in a few months.
I can definetly relate. I liked this one girl but I knew she didn't like me. She was kinda emo. For my first two years of highschool, I still liked her. I liked other girls more but she was still on my list. I moved after sophomore year to a different school so I haven't seen her in two years.
Going too slow? Women are cunts and will fall for any smooth retard without looking beneath the surface. Going slow with them and developing actual feelings is not their standard procedure.
How gay am I for writing a song about a breakup to help me cope?
>>35271038
thats the most normie thing one can do, also u had a gf , youre probably not even mentally ill
>>35271058
What if, I wasnt autistic, then became autistic, then became even more autistic
Is this still gay
>>35271058
I'm not, but both gf's were and it was taxing, I tried so hard
It's not as good as it sounds robot, I've been trying to believe that not all women are like this, reality is sinking in
Does anyone here have experience with bulimia or anorexia? I've been puke free for 9 days after puking every day for like a year. My throat is still scratchy which is scaring me. How are you feeling?
>>35271023
I don't have either but I have acid reflux and I've thrown up 5 times in the past 2 weeks.
I hope you don't throw up anytime soon.
I'm sort of anorexic. I eat, but very little. Like today i had a ham sandwich and that's it for the day.
>>35271023
recovering bulimic here, well trying to anyway. It's so hard to resist the urge to puke when i feel food in my stomach, it's like an instinctual response to make myself throw up at this point.
I'm trying to make myself stop after seeing documentaries and shit about its effects
Why do normies like to go to bars and drink with random people?
Am I the only one who would rather masturbate to porn, play video games and eat fast food on a Friday night?
>>35270980
>Am I the only one who would rather masturbate to porn, play video games and eat fast food on a Friday night?
clearly not as you not the only person browsing this board right now
>>35270980
what do you think all of r9k is doing right now
>>35270980
Where do you think we are?
Ravioli ravioli, give me the originalioli
how do i make meth robots?
>>35270929
User was le banned for this le boast, braking global rule number 1. Anything in violation of US law is bankable offence
>>35271183
Bannable god damnit!
> Ok, I'm a girl.
> Not virgin
> And I don't like do it.
> Am i wierd?
> Sometimes I just want to know people, like have real feelings.
> It's kinda frustrating, everybody is so sexual all the time.
> And now I just want to be alone.
> What is heppening to me??
>>35270923
>assexual
Not everybody likes sex, there's nothing wrong with you
>>35270923
>I'm a girl
>misuse of greentext
>cancer file image
This is some primo quality bait
>>35270923
Post tits please
origano
Why don't you have an older, loving, mommy gf yet?
I would if you told me where and how to get one
>>35270907
Because they only exist in anime land.
Instruct me on how to acquire one, onegaishimasu.
One day we'll be the oldest generation alive.
What will you tell the future generations how you spend your youth?
Did you explore the world?
Did you have fun and fucked all the girls?
Will you tell them you shitposted the entire day while staying in bed and jerking off?
Did you make tons of sweet dollars?
Or will you say you did what you enjoyed, not care alot about money but life and it's experiences?
I just want to live a quiet life and die ~65.
I won't tell them shit because I don't care about them. I'll live alone and die whenever.
>>35270898
>>Will you tell them you shitposted the entire day while staying in bed and jerking off?
Well I mean that's what I did, but I don't necessarily have to tell them that.
In any case if I make it long enough to be a member of the oldest generation alive I probably won't give much of a damn what the younger generations think of me. Every old person I've ever met has long run out of fucks to give. Even if I turn out different than that, I'll be dead soon, and then I know I won't care what they think anymore.
Yeah sure I'd love to explore the world, have fun, fuck all the girls, make tons of sweet dollars, and do what I enjoy. But some people are damaged and enjoy the wrong things (or don't enjoy anything), or have other flaws that get in the way of those things. (for me, it's a high amount of both fear and laziness) Not everyone winds up a success, it can't be helped.
>genuinely handsome
>popular with people but still a big spergy
>girls always say i look like kurt cobain
>start going bald
>long hair ruined
>extremely self conscience for years
>lose apartment
>move back in with parents
>unemployed for 4 months
>constant anxiety of waiting for a Post Office job I got an offer for 4 months ago. No word on a start date
>Slowly getting fatter
>Don't talk to literally anyone
>Still feel like shit every day about the big bald spot on the back of my head
>Be me, 27 year old NEET basement dweller who shitposts on 4chan for 14 hours a day - every day
balding sucks and will ruin your self confidence and drive to do anything
>in b4 the shave your head grow a beard meme
>>35270884
Same as me. I think I'm gonna run away to the city to try and get money and a career but I'm going to start all the medications and get a transplant
A transplant is my biggest nightmare thoigh. I'm so afraid of needles and surgery and that's like the worst one for that. I'm just hoping I can take a bunch of Xanax first.
>>35270884
>girls always say i look like kurt cobain
I wish you acted more like him
>>35270884
ebin sdory anon :DDDDD
>tfw you don't have good appearance or body to crossdress
worst girl desu ngl senpai
>>35270878
>Tfw you do but don't because it's fucking gay.
>>35270918
GIVE ME YOUR BODY NOW I'M SO BIG AND MASCULINE AND GROSS AND HAIRY FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Any lonely bots in Utah? Theres a pretty trap in Salt Lake named Robert Nanson (Katrina) on Facebook. Hit them up, they have a Marilyn Mason pic as there pfp. Pic related (on right)
>>35270846
OP here, its Robert Manson
>>35270846
whats the fb name on there?
>tfw big clit
>>35270830
How big? Like someone who used a pump big? Or big nipple big? Just take a picture, it's not your face. Also, this is my fetish.
>>35270830
nonsense, i would love your freakishly big clit. would succ/10
Doesn't that just mean you're more likely to cum from sex?