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this is the ideaI female body
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>>39102985
>navel piercing
no
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>Brown nips, brown skin.
Nah f a m
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a fucking fat slug could never be the ideal female body shape

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>jerk off to something other than my waifu
>start to wonder what she would think
>immediate guilt
is this normal?
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>can jerk off to basically anything except my waifu
I don't know if that's good or bad
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>>39145737
this is you
a pure boy
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>>39145737
>>39145705
This is also me, I've blocked porn from my computer because I relapsed for a while but I'm about 3 months clean with just a few backpedals.
Keep it up, you wouldn't watch her cuck you now would you?
I'm suprised there is actually one other who is like this

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HUMILIATED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS HUMILIATED BY SOME FUCKING STRANGER JUST FOR ATTEMPTING TO CONVERSE. FUCK THIS HE WILL PAU THE WORLD WILL FUCKING PAY I WILL HAVE MY FUCKING DUES PAID RREEEEEEEEEEEWEE FUCK THEM ALL IT WILL BE QUITE THE DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>39145306
Relax, cuck-chan. It's not that deep
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is this you? >>39144751
if so greentext your night
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>>39145363
I've made four threads hhahahhsh. It just makes me so fucking mad. Just because I'm different atypical and awkward they think they can fucking disrespect me it's so fucking unbearably. It will all fucking change though. A small difference maybe in the grand scheme but at least one of these fucks will have to think about what they've done what they did to hurt another to make themselves feel superior I'm just SO FUCKING DONE WITH IT RREEEEEEEEEEEWEE

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i want to make some of the people ive hurt happy
before i depart from life
Is this a wise decision
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>>39144996
Just kill yourself if you want to make the people you've wronged happy
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>>39145016
i plan on it yes
but i wanted to help them under a different identity
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>>39144996
No. You have no right to try to soothe anyone's pain to make yourself feel better about it and regret your shitty self less. The only permissible thing to do is to allow them to hate you fully. If you do anything to interfere with that you're a piece of shit. Hurt yourself as punishment, but don't try to do anything "positive" as it will just enrage the person.

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I need to be bullied, please.
Preferably by being called a virgin and other mean names like that.
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>>39144943
y-your a virgin and other mean things like that
dididoitrite
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>>39145066
Yeah, pretty much, thank you.
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>>39144943
I might be willing to bully you. Tell me about yourself.

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Why are black men so insecure when black women date People Of No Color
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little black dicks make them insecure
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>>39144473
I'm not. I literally do not care one bit.
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>>39144473
>people of no color?
wat

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>boyfriend keeps buying dumb shit (patches, enamel pins, plushies) from some whores on Storeenvy
>boyfriend keeps donating money to girls on Patreon to get autographed pictures from them
>boyfriend keeps buying autographed albums from musicians on Bandcamp
>can't say shit because he makes 3 times the amount of money I make

He likes collecting things from female content creators. He has a corkboard in his room above his computer that's covered with autographed pictures of women cosplaying.
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>>39143869
0/10 blogpost, next
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>>39143869
Good for him, I hope he enjoys them. If you don't like it the door is always an option
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I'd say git thinner, but if you did then you'd probably just drop your bf for Chad. Oh well!

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Hey motherfuckers look at the time it is PAYDAY today that is right! Time to post those balances ITT!
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>>39143823
YOu guys better post your balances I know some of you got paid, or at least laid.
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guyyyyyyyyyyyss
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>>39143823
>$104.73
>$228.34
How about I give you my dick for some content robot.

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>18
>virgin but still have time
>Have nothing wrong with me (no genetic disorders or diseases)
>Born in USA
>Born a bit short (5'7), but could be worse
>Just got my license
>Off to college in a week
>Tuition Paid by Scholarships
>Room and Board paid by cash I saved working
Sometimes I know I can be negative, but really being negative gets you nowhere.
Tell me some positive things about your life.
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>>39143119
By the time I was your age I had with 20 something women
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I'm not particularly attractive and I'm somewhat socially awkward, but I'm 6'1, decently fit (more so since I've started running), have a small circle of quite good friends, I'm not a virgin, I have a wonderful relationship with pretty much all family members, I'm looking forward to finishing my degree next year and joining the Navy, and I've always been pretty happy. I'm not a chad, but I'm luckier than most.
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>>39143152
Want a fucking medal?

(see what I did there?)

Words or phrases that trigger you
>college
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>>39143075
Why?

Origaroo
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>>39143120
Hearing it just makes me depressed. After high school that's all I ever heard from my mom telling me when or if I'm ever going. I always wonder how my life would be like if I ever went back then, would I have a gf, more friends, stop being a loser?
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>>39143182
Well, I went to both college and university (in Canada, those are different things), and I didn't magically become chad. But I understand that's not going to stop you from wondering.

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It has the best

>quests
>pacing
>music
>map
>reputation system
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>>39142952
terrible levelling system too, but i suppose that's easily fixed with mods

it's still my personal favourite TES game, not that i've played the first two though
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>he prefers Plebivion instead of Morrowind
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>>39142952
It's a comfy game but so flawed. The levelling was terrible, the procedurally generated areas were a mistake and the enemies levelling up with you made levelling totally pointless.

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>Do you fear the
>Way you steer me
>Towards the ground?
>No, no, no I was never scared
>Pain, had made my vision impaired
>But now I'm free of care
>See, life isn't fair, then at least death's there

>To hold both hands
>And stroll through lands
>And as it stands
>The empty vessel of a man
>Can't be moved
>It's not the cracks or the grooves
>But the pavement soothes
>The pavement was soothing
>My body wasn't moving
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>>39142877
yea this song has top-tier writing. Based krule
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Christ that's generic and predictable, it reads like something I would have shit out in high school and then cringed and deleted immediately afterwards. No offense, OP.
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>>39142877
Just another girl, me bright side, and ms atomic bomb by the killers all hit feels hard for cyborgs, especially those with a oneitis.

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US politics are starting to get to me

>Charlottesville filled with literal Nazis
>Terrorist attack
>Barcelona terrorist attack
>North Korean nukes
>Trying to ban Muslims from becoming refugees in US
>Trying to take away healthcare
>Tremendous wealth inequality

Fuck dude. It's fucked.
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become a sadist, like everyone else
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>>39142844
I literally like my hobbies more than sadism,
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>>39142745

Unless you want to be active in politics, OP, I'd advise paying less attention to it.

News, being an industry, pushes whatever gets clicks - and negative, drastic news gets more clicks and more ad revenue than uplifting or even normal stories. Imagine how much shit has gone around you - loads, sure, but how much on Barcelona levels? How much on Charlottesville levels?

The world can be cruel and bleak. Little moments in it, the kind that aren't represented in the media, can be kind and rewarding. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, and sometimes ignorance isn't even all that ignorant. North Korea's nuclear weapons program is a sword hanging over our heads that's unlikely, very unlikely, to ever fall. There are so many things around you, little things, little rewards and anxieties and existences that happen and nebulize all the time.

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Alright you racists really got me riled up I admit. But it's time to take the ultimate test. If you had to choose who to have a sexual/romantic relationship would you choose:

>a beautiful, sexy ass black woman

or

This female demon. Meaning you will be forever barred from Heaven and God's grace, and will be a denizen of chaos and everlasting darkness.
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The demon easily
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>>39142759
Oh come the fuck on man. A goddamn demon over this?
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>>39142712
Maybe you should leave. This place clearly isn't good for your health.
Also I choose the demon

I WANNA BUY A GAME BUT I DONT HAVE NO MONEY AND THE NEXT STEAM SALE IS IN HALLOWEEN REEE
who here /poorfag/?
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>>39142693
just pirate it my sugarcane
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What game you want?
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Is that m2k? Why is he shouting?

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