>jungle fever is getting worse
Heh...d-don't worry guys. I...*cough* I'll be back to my old self soon. R-right?
My doctor said I shouldn't but...well, one or two couldn't hurt, right?
Which of these butts do you prefer?
The ..."it only gets worse", meme posters don't help.
I know most of you won't give it a fair go, but I believe in Christianity in my heart, and it helps me with my depression and anxiety. I hope some of you can find god and happiness through Christ! Just give it a shot and read the Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
If I was to start believing in the metaphysical again (doubt that will happen) i would probably believe the abrahamic god is one of many, and I would worship literally any other god.
I really, really, REALLY want to fucking die.
First of all thanks for the new reaction.
Second of all what's up with you anon?
>be 16 years old
>take optional first aid class to get out of class work
>shit is easy get certified and everything
>fast forward a year
>walking in shopping center with 2 friends
>nearby girl falls over into some guy and they lay her out on the ground
>might have been cardiac arrest, might not have been
>"hey anon, didn't you do a first aid course?"
>see massive crowd gathering
>"nah the class was full"
>walk the fuck away
>never find out what happened
This was 2 years ago and far from home, i may have actually let her die because I was too afraid to go into the middle of the crowd.
Anyone else have an experience where you may have potentially allowed someone to die?
You shouldn't feel bad about this at all. Although legally you may/may not be responsible if you do nothing, chances are much higher you will have your life ruined in the justice system if you try to save someone's life and fail. I say its best to do nothing, especially in the case of an absolute stranger.
What are some comfy/small youtube channels? I practically only use youtube for music and tutorials now. I really need something i can watch. The only ones i still enjoy is Reviewbrah, critikal and vinesauce. Help a brother out.
so it took 1/2 a bottle of vodka of shots with cranberry juice until i felt numb enough to change my bidlinen (roughly quarterly change) and then take my quarterly shower after getting sweaty changing the bedlinin
this is the life you can look forward to fellow NEETs if you last as long as me, everything feels shit to me, i feel nothing and i wake up tired at the thought of another day where i don't care about anything
not even getting drunk now puts me in the mood to play vidya :(
What is it like to have a friend from the opposite sex?
>Could have brought a luxury gaming rig with dual 1080tis
>Could of brought brought regular 200$ prostitutes for 2 days per week for 2 months
>Could of paid for cosmetic procedures and a new wardrobe then free supply of pussy
>could have paid rent for half a year
>I don't know anon how much do you think you fucked up
>hired escort for my high school reunion
>tell her to pretend to be my fiance
>give her flash cards to rehearse the story of how we met
>entire time she's there she couldn't stop giggling and flubbing lines
>started hitting on my friend half way through
What do you think it's really like to be a girl?
how does it feel knowing you may well be being cucked by a piece of rubber?
I actually once looked at the average size of dildos on Amazons top selling list, the top 13 come out at:
But theirs a couple of outlaiers there, so removing them gives:
Which compares favorably with the male average (5.2"x4.5"). Stop worrying about the size of your dick, it's probably the last thing you should be worrying about.
>"H-Hey Anon....you looked kinda lonely....so I w-was thinking if you wanted to.....HAVE LUNCH WITH ME?!"
Holy shit the FEELS. BTFO roasties of China
The whole video is basically
>if you don't meet my extremely high set of standards I will not spread my legs or even consider a life with you
I long for the day women become obsolete, literal human trash all of them. They want to live like princesses but don't want to put in any effort themselves, they have a mind of a child. Fuck women, disgusting beings, if you can even call them that.
How much money do you have in your savings account, /r9k/?
You DO have a savings account, right?
I've only got about $1,900 right now, and that's incredibly grounding. I worked 55 hours last week, and my paycheck was nowhere near as large as I assumed it'd be.
If I get into a car wreck, or like, need any kind of doctoral visit - I'll need to empty out all of my funds.