Is there a way to save yourself from suicide? I won't last much longer and was wondering if there's any chance.
>I was wrong about everything
iktf bro. I'm always in the wrong side. All my guesses and all my leaps of faith turn up bad. ll my decisions are pure shit.
>>38351175
Those massive bunions gross me the fuck out every time I see that image
>never try anything because I know I'll fuck up
>work up the nerve to try something
>fuck up
Has anyone else become addicted to human interaction via imageboards? When I was still going to community college I was able to just come home and spend all my time literally by myself playing video games or watching anime, even though I didn't say a word to anyone during the day nor did I want to. Being a NEET and spending every day here has made me unable to enjoy isolation or my own company.
Robot extravert, ENTJ
>>38351149
I don't think I'm extroverted at all, for as long as I can remember I've enjoyed being alone but now that I truly am alone every day and have been for years I can't stop tabbing back to 4chan every few minutes even when doing something else like watching a movie.
dating sites don't work for me
tinder doesn't work me for
i have no female connections in my social circle
how do i get a gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Go to a bar after work every day. Become a regular. Interact with other regulars. Interact with the regulars' other acquaintances who come to the bar.
That's the best I got if you can't even meet people through the internet.
>>38351073
Damn you are unloveable and untouchable
>>38351142
the worse thing is i've had a long-term girlfriend before
>you will never roughly fuck a girl and piss in her mouth
I don't even have a piss fetish or anything. I just want to abuse her while I fuck her.
>>38350945
That man is well hydrated; crystal clear piss
>can't even piss while boner
why even live lads
I would prefer to have her fuck the dog while blowing me desu.
i was that kid in your high school that made chads laugh cause i was edgy
>>38350905
And they drenched your oneitis' ovaries multiple times.
>Type my full real name
>"Error: you have been muted because your comment isn't original"
what
>>38350883
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>>38350883
Nice try FBI ;^)
Unoriginali
Gay Dick Johnson
>be me
>neet
>autism, depression
>19
>always fascinated with how poop keeps corn and peas but digests everything else
>always waiting for the moment i have a completely solid log after eating peas/corn
>finally the day comes
>grab log of poop directly from the toilet
>picking it apart in the stink, inspecting it
>get so excited and giddy can't stop squeeling in excitement
>babysitter comes in worried for me and sees what i'm doing
>she throws up and calls my parents
>mom grounds me and takes away all my bionicles
>dad throws away my bionicle bluray
why the fuck do i have such abusive parents i wish my fucking social security checks would pay enough for me to live on my own im going crazy being under this nazi regime i dont know how much longer i can take this shit
i love this board the same way i loved elementary school.
>19
>babysitter
What kind of autism do you have?
>not even swallowing bionicle connector pieces and using them to create a bionishit
Hello robots. I just noticed something very wrong with the 4chan catchpa:
"I am not a robot"
Infact, I just had to tick it a while ago in order to make this post possible. The fact we are forced to tick this box is very offensive and racist.
ah wow you are the first person to notice this!!!
you are funny i like funny guys
>>38350964
>falling for bait this weak
normie please leave
>>38350866
to be quite honest family i still find this originally chuckleworthy
Son, could you tell us more about the antisemitic and "alt-right" stuff you've been posting on your twitter account lately?
Post yalls best hentai you can find
I don't think they're posting the best hentai they can find :(
>>38350832
Is that really the best you can find? That's pathetic.
who /masturbation god/ here
>tfw I can achieve orgasm just by flexing my ass muscles
>>38350822
This is actually the best thread on 4chan right now
>born too late to experience the earliest stages of the internet
>born too early to live in a cyberpunk world
>born just in time to have all the autistic faggotry I posted in online forums and myspace from age 13-16 available to ruin my life and make me a laughing stock at any time
I wish there was a law that allowed you to wipe everything you did on the internet before age 18, if someone ever found my old gamefaqs accounts and shit I would never be taken seriously in anything in life and I would have to kill myself.
Early internet was fun the wild west days....nexus tk...ytmnd
>>38350809
>YTMND
>early internet
Not what I'm talking about, I was definitely around for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhSU9B1tAyE
i'm on heat 5. Police Corvettes are chasing me.
Please P L E A S E
Give me a mommy dom gf. I am so tired of waiting for one its all I have ever wanted.