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Is there a way to save yourself from suicide? I won't last much longer and was wondering if there's any chance.
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>I was wrong about everything
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iktf bro. I'm always in the wrong side. All my guesses and all my leaps of faith turn up bad. ll my decisions are pure shit.
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>>38351175
Those massive bunions gross me the fuck out every time I see that image
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>never try anything because I know I'll fuck up
>work up the nerve to try something
>fuck up

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Has anyone else become addicted to human interaction via imageboards? When I was still going to community college I was able to just come home and spend all my time literally by myself playing video games or watching anime, even though I didn't say a word to anyone during the day nor did I want to. Being a NEET and spending every day here has made me unable to enjoy isolation or my own company.
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Robot extravert, ENTJ
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>>38351149
I don't think I'm extroverted at all, for as long as I can remember I've enjoyed being alone but now that I truly am alone every day and have been for years I can't stop tabbing back to 4chan every few minutes even when doing something else like watching a movie.

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dating sites don't work for me
tinder doesn't work me for
i have no female connections in my social circle

how do i get a gf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Go to a bar after work every day. Become a regular. Interact with other regulars. Interact with the regulars' other acquaintances who come to the bar.

That's the best I got if you can't even meet people through the internet.
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>>38351073
Damn you are unloveable and untouchable
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>>38351142

the worse thing is i've had a long-term girlfriend before

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>you will never roughly fuck a girl and piss in her mouth

I don't even have a piss fetish or anything. I just want to abuse her while I fuck her.
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>>38350945
That man is well hydrated; crystal clear piss
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>can't even piss while boner

why even live lads
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I would prefer to have her fuck the dog while blowing me desu.

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i was that kid in your high school that made chads laugh cause i was edgy
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>>38350905
And they drenched your oneitis' ovaries multiple times.

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>Type my full real name
>"Error: you have been muted because your comment isn't original"
what
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>>38350883
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschafers wesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifen duchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieer scheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinu rsprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufde rsuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichund wohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsiche rfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvon andererintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
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>>38350883

Nice try FBI ;^)
Unoriginali
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Gay Dick Johnson

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>be me
>neet
>autism, depression
>19
>always fascinated with how poop keeps corn and peas but digests everything else
>always waiting for the moment i have a completely solid log after eating peas/corn
>finally the day comes
>grab log of poop directly from the toilet
>picking it apart in the stink, inspecting it
>get so excited and giddy can't stop squeeling in excitement
>babysitter comes in worried for me and sees what i'm doing
>she throws up and calls my parents
>mom grounds me and takes away all my bionicles
>dad throws away my bionicle bluray

why the fuck do i have such abusive parents i wish my fucking social security checks would pay enough for me to live on my own im going crazy being under this nazi regime i dont know how much longer i can take this shit
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i love this board the same way i loved elementary school.
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>19
>babysitter

What kind of autism do you have?
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>not even swallowing bionicle connector pieces and using them to create a bionishit

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Hello robots. I just noticed something very wrong with the 4chan catchpa:

"I am not a robot"

Infact, I just had to tick it a while ago in order to make this post possible. The fact we are forced to tick this box is very offensive and racist.
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ah wow you are the first person to notice this!!!
you are funny i like funny guys
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>>38350964
>falling for bait this weak
normie please leave
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>>38350866
to be quite honest family i still find this originally chuckleworthy

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Son, could you tell us more about the antisemitic and "alt-right" stuff you've been posting on your twitter account lately?
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Post yalls best hentai you can find
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I don't think they're posting the best hentai they can find :(
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>>38350832
Is that really the best you can find? That's pathetic.

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who /masturbation god/ here
>tfw I can achieve orgasm just by flexing my ass muscles
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>>38350822
This is actually the best thread on 4chan right now

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>born too late to experience the earliest stages of the internet
>born too early to live in a cyberpunk world
>born just in time to have all the autistic faggotry I posted in online forums and myspace from age 13-16 available to ruin my life and make me a laughing stock at any time
I wish there was a law that allowed you to wipe everything you did on the internet before age 18, if someone ever found my old gamefaqs accounts and shit I would never be taken seriously in anything in life and I would have to kill myself.
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Early internet was fun the wild west days....nexus tk...ytmnd
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>>38350809
>YTMND
>early internet
Not what I'm talking about, I was definitely around for that.

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i'm on heat 5. Police Corvettes are chasing me.
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Please P L E A S E

Give me a mommy dom gf. I am so tired of waiting for one its all I have ever wanted.
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