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Most traps are just degenerate as roasties.
They've taken hundreds of cocks up the ass and always go for chad.
Traps were supposed to save us from the irrationality of women but they literally become irrational themselves.
They're the greatest traitors.
They don't like robots.
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Because good women depends to alpha males and wagecucks should enjoy scum women
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They're also gay
:)(:
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>>37844097
3D Traps ruined the pact between beta males. They took the quote "if you can't beat them join them" too literal.

3D Traps will be on the list of people to genocide during the beta uprising.

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So /b/ imagine you've finally snapped and you've stormed the house of your former gf who left you, you don't know why you chose her, you just wanted to kill everyone who has ever fucked you over. You've shot dead her parents and her siblings and entered her room. Shes cowering in the corner next to her new boyfriend (hopefully).

What do you do now? What would be the best way to fuck with her head before you kill her and move on to your next targets?

All hypothetical of course.
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We know how you feel, we've all been there, pal.
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>>37844085
Fuck her boyfriend in front of her.
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>>37844085
>hypothetical
K. Shoot her boyfriend, then shoot her in the knees and elbows, and then leave. Two minutes later, come back, and leave again. Another two minutes later, come back and shoot her; not to instantly kill her, but let her bleed out.

I swear to actual Jesus Christmas, if I hear about this shit on the news, and my post comes up, I'm ripping you a new one.

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WHY THE FUCK AREN'T INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS GOING AWAY

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
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>>37844077
Debate with them
Maybe you can talk with your subconscious
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>>37844077
why the fuck is your face redder than your hair?
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what are your thoughts saying?

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>in the car with my family today
>sister talking about her "social anxiety"
>ask her why she spends all day on social media if she has social anxiety
>"ugh I only have 700 followers on instagram"
>ask why she's always taking pictures of herself on Snapchat to send to other people if she has social anxiety
>she calls me a loser who has no friends
Why do the normies think it's so glamorous to have "social anxiety"?
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because it makes them seem special. this pity makes them attract even more friends
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special snowflake syndrome. Easy way to score pity points and sympathy.
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>>37844006
My best guess is that it contains the word "social." Additionally, they're pretty fucking lacking in depth. Ergo:
>have a problem
>bitch about it
>get sympathy like some feels-whore

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TINDER is overwhelming, I get about 30-50 matches A DAY and sometimes I don't even know what to say to these girls anymore, some are FAT, some are skinny, some are very pretty but I only select the best two of the day to pursue and fuck, TINDER is taking a toll on me, I need a break
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>>37844003
what profile pic r u using
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>>37844003
Most anons would call you a normie and tell you to fuck off, but there must be something seriously wrong with you if you feel the need to hunblebrag about banging ugly tinder whores on /r9k/. Even normies can't stand obnoxious humblebraggers, so it's no surprise that you probably have no friends and come here to make yourself feel important.

You still absolutely need to kill yourself though because you're cringe as fuck and I honestly can't cringe anymore than I already do.
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>>37844003
Fuck off, shill.
You may actually be bragging, but you should really fuck off either way.
How much are they paying you?

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I remember when I used to be this cute.
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When you have sex with your bf?
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>>37843941
You look great in that pic
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You were never that cute, idiot

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Does cutting your long hair make a difference? I've noticed that what little female attention I used to get dried up around the time I grew my hair out. I'm thinking about cutting, but if nothing changes, I'm gonna be sad I cut it. I like my long hair.
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>>37843835
I know a few guys from college that are ugly as fuck but did fine with girls BECAUSE they had long hair: aparently some girls are into that. My advice is to look into the metal crowd.

And then there's os me, 22 kv, but I'm assuming that has less to do with my hair and more with being a disgusting person overall.
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As a shaved KHV no
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Use to have long hair myself a few months ago. Had it that way for a little over four years. The final two years I had it in a ponytail because it was so long. You were spot on about the female attention thing. How do you style it? Are you fat by any chance?

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>3 fat children walking down the street
>1 is gay the other sucks his dick
How many straight children are walking down the street?
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>>37843631
You said one is gay, and there are 3 boys. 3-1=2
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>>37843631
This a trick question.
Fat people don't walk.
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One. If another man sucks your dick you're gay too

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Seems Hiroshima is finally fixing shit.
Normans and femwhores can finally get the fuck out with their /soc/tier LITERAL camwhoring for games and money.

Godspeed.
Mods aren't fags for once.
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4chan has been compromised with exploits in recent weeks. Someone is collecting user data to build a database linking 4chan posts to your actual identity. It could show up on wikileaks in the coming weeks.

If you haven't been blocking all connections to ekansovi.com through NoScript or uMatrix, you are most likely fucked.

>>>/pol/128985470

>>>/g/60797824
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>>37843661
Holy wew
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>>37843661
>Someone is collecting user data to build a database linking 4chan posts to your actual identity
It's over for me if that happens

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>start going to a liberal university
>think that being more exposed to liberal viewpoints will shatter my /pol/tard belief system
>"It's just the effect of being in an echo-chamber" I tell myself
>first year passes
>I'm now more far right than ever

Looks like pol was right all along
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>>37843559
you failed to realize that most liberals in college also have fucking retarded political beliefs
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>Going to college to be taught "how to be a victim 101"
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it's time for you to beat cho's high score

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Lads, it's fucking happening

>be me
>cyborg
>jump on tinder
>nothing for a few weeks, got a couple of matches but never really spoke to anyone
>match qt
>start chatting for a while
>she's actually into me
>we keep talking and hit it off really fucking well
>arrange to meet up
>I can't believe this is happening
>it was her that proposed meeting up as well
>the day comes, I get showered, shaved, put on a ton of deodorant (it's really fucking hot today) and my nicest aftershave
>I'm on the train into town right now
>absolutely shitting myself

Wish me luck lads, I might finally escape this place
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once again....a guy who only cares about sex

reeeee
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>>37843570
He didn't imply that at all.
Be happy for him.
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>>37843539
My the blessing of the spirits be with you!

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>this is how normies deal with mentally unwell people
https://youtu.be/PFRArJmAedA?t=2344
really fires the neurons huh
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>>37843487
>unironically defending tranny phantom
He's a pathetic little cunt that killed some people working in a supermarket for attention. He's every angsty 14 year old emo chick put into a faggy framework. Nothing wrong with mocking this cringy failed normalfag.
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randy stair deserves to be remembered as a crazy little faggot that killed 3 innocent people to get back at mommy and daddy, fuck that bowl cut cunt
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>>37843916
>innocent
nice assumption normie

When's all this "summer" nonsense going to end edition
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>>37843486
first for no bully zone
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>>37843509
Kill yourself you nonce
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No people shouting fatty at me tonight

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>be me
>Be in top 10% of men attractiveness
>Flirt on purpose with women who are married and try to get them to cheating

It gives me a feeling dominance that one can not achieve by fucking single women.

Daily reminder that all women are whores and will never hesitate to trade in for a superior man

Especially the most seemingly-innocent ones
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>>37843471
>>Be in top 10% of men attractiveness
Post pic as proof.
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>>37843471
Yes yes please post pic. Otherwise you're telling porkies on the interwebs
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>>37843471
cool meme wanna fuck my boipucci?

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>5.9 dicklet (6.7 if I press it to the bone)
>5.1 girth so it's not only short, it's thin like a pencil
I was thinkeng a lot about suicide but over the time my sexdrive died, so I'll just enjoy the wizardhood, I spend all my income on myself and not on worthless roasties

>inb4 you are actually above average
nah

Just take the redpill fellow dicklets (7x5.5 is the bare minimum to every women) and enjoy the life without roastie parasites
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>>37843436
go to asia

and get laid

ez pz
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>>37843436
Can you explain to me the point of another one of these threads? What are you trying to accomplish?
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>>37844030
Just wanted to get people fired up with some weak bait.
>Inb4 not bait

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