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>>36567453
I'm not working though

>>36567453
Im convinced now you programmed bots to make these threads every day at certain times

military life is the bridge between neetdom and wageslave, its a free for all

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every day I ask myself

>>36567434
12/27/16 was the day my family fell apart. Feels like some sort of cosmic justice really for being the piece of shit I was before they came in to my life

>>36567434

>a literal titcow

may i have the source please

>>36567429

Are you a proper tranny or a lesbian tranny

When and how will you kill yourself?

do you find dudes or ladies more attractive and why

>>36567412
Isnt it a bit risky for a youtuber of a certain size to show and talk about uncensored profiles like that?
dont know about the us but i think in germany it would be trouble.

what an insufferable cunt

>>36567412
She's trying to be funny, but is failing miserably at it.

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>>36567343
Sup, you mad landboi?

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>>36567343
You gonna pay for it later aay.

>>36567343
fuck, looks like ppl with progeria get more pussy than me

>>36567316
No shia is not. Shia is a shithat.

>>36567316
no, but his flag is

No, he's a jew, therefore not even human.

>>36567274
How do so many people fuck up a suicide?

>>36567302
By not actually trying to kill themselves

They do shit like take a bunch of pills and call 911 immediately after

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16 year old girls "attempt" suicide more because they think the time they drew a bit of blood with a razor blade for attention counts as a genuine suicide attempt

men commit real suicide much more frequently because it is way easier to have your life ruined if you are man because society believes that only women need social safety nets and if a man fails it his is job to "man up and get back on your feet"

>>36567264
>Thanks Sebastian, keep the change

>>36567264
I think you've mistaken my order.
Could I have a footlong dick instead please?

>>36567348
Could you please kill yourself instead

>>36567256

if you kill yourself please leave me that jacket, i loves me some good alpinestars gear

>>36567388
dunno much about alpinestar wear, but since the op is talking about motorbikes, i'm guessing that's some kinda kevlar/carbon fibre blend, yeah?

any idea if they come with padding fitted around the joints, or would you have to buy padding as additional options?

asking for a friend

>>36567481

dessy im not all that sure about jackets, i used to wear an alpinestars 1-piece when i used to privateer in motorcycle races (the one interesting thing ive ever done) from 2009-2012, so i suppose its memories that make me love the brand so much, i know with alot of jackets, especially textiles, most pads can be removed and swapped but i dont thing youd have to buy additional padding for a new jacket, all the spaces should be filled if you get what i mean

>>36567154
what things did you buy her?

>>36567169
Food primarily. I saw them as lunch dates. Evidently, she saw me as a walking meal ticket.

>>36567174
kek this is a good one. Just do it OP!

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bunnmp, i got's ta know.
I want to orbit this girl like the Sun orbits the Moon.

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>>36567462
What a sad man. This is why no one likes Indiacucks

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>>36567867
I Heard she had no gag reflex, I want to find that out myself is all.
contacts of hers would be great.

>>36567060
Who is the chick, reverse searching does nothing.

At a party I once announced that guys with small dicks should kill themselves. The guy who ended up fucking me asked many times if he had a small dick. He did.

>>36567087
I cropped the original people passed around. I'll see if I have the original.

>>36567018

You're so middle class it hurts.

Do whatever you want man.

>>36567018
yeah i have a one way plane ticket to a different continent already, and no plans for when i get there
not really hiding it like you though

what are your reasons for leaving

>>36567077
Gf cheated on me (online shit, he lives in another country) with some cuck who lives at home. She's got nowhere to go so I can't kick her out but I'm going insane with what happened. I can't look at my family the same way, they thought I was going to marry this girl.

A feeling of boundless space struck me and now I just want to leave this life behind.

>>36566959
objectively a 6.7/10

>white teeth
>broad jaw
>fair skin
He is good looking

He looks average but has a nice smile which I'd say bumps him to above average.

>>36566947
They are... except for pic related whom is a trap.

I realised when i was in school about 7 years ago. Blondes are so ditsy and fake. Bunettes seem so much more genuine and friendly.

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a few years ago

then i realised redheads are god tier and nothing else comes close

>>36566947
Blondes are pale gingers. I doubt you know a single natural blonde. I've only ever met one.