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Who else used to be the Butters of the group?

>>37242090
Fuck I want these feels ;_;

>>37242826
I'm not sure which one I was. I come from a really poor abusive sad family in a broken down house so I feel like Kenny but I have zero friends and people only talk to me use me so I'm butters.

Maybe I'm lonelier than butters. I also die every day like Kenny but only on the inside.

>>37242090
I had that when I was a kid but now my friends don't play video games anymore, they always go out to parties and shit. It sucks. The happiest time of my life was playing stuff like Mario Kart on the snes and I doubt I'll ever do that again.

cow meat but with no salt,i dont know i saw it in a vsauce video

Depends on the person but it tastes pretty sweet considering the average diet consists of a lot of refined sugars. Although it can be pretty moist and have subtle notes of earthiness to it if they're healthier.

Texture is a softer beef but that may just be because I eat my meat rare

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salty, rubbery and an off sweetness

the bite I took was 95% skin and blood and I didn't shower for a while so I'm pretty sure this wasn't the best way to try it

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>>37241794
it's the comfiest place on the internet, ma'am!

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>>37241872
This poster gets it.

>>37242583
y-you t-too..
you are my hero

>>37241568
>he'll be happy his mutt grandson is marrying a racially pure Japanese girl

Keep telling yourself that

>>37241827
Grandpa mixed his blood too.

>>37241827
If he's 1/4th japanese that means one of his parents is half japanese meaning his grandfather married a non japanese woman do you even think before you type anon.

>>37241462
>Apply for a pyramid scheme job
>WOW WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

>>37241462
>why does it hate me

Because you avatar fag

>>37241462
If you can't spot those right away you deserve to be called by them

I'm not going there anon. You'll rape me

"There" where?

Can't go there if i don't know where it is, can i?

ok i go

But you gotta take showers with 100 other dudes

lmao gay as fuck bro, especially since you're essentially working for (((them))).

>>37241274
Nice, collecting the table scraps of your Jewish overlords. Good thing you're not a NEET op

What do you do anon? How long for? What do I tell people that I'm dumb for considering the army/navy?

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>>37241081
been enjoying a /comfy/ view lately

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>>37241081
/r9k/ is always a mess

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It's been shit lately.

>>37241078
I average $100-$200+ each day after taxes by just working at a local domino's

>>37242334
yeah but he doesn't have to work at all.

im planning on getting on it soon just so i can contribute something to my family while i NEET it up

>probably didn't request green pepper slices marinated between her moist labia

What a waste of an opportunity

Sorry to crush your dreams but that tracker has nothing to do with who actually made your stuff.

T. Former dominos wagecuck

>>37241356
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

ORIANA

>>37241026
idiot
/thread and kys

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>>37241057
> telling someone to kys instead of coming up with a argument
Get a load of this cuck.

It's easy to get laid no matter what your skin colour looks like, it's the attractiveness+wealth

>>37240989
Most people who join are pretty dumb though, so dont bother.

>>37240989
Driven people do driven ppl stuff but the military is a brainwasher.

>>37240989
Joining the military gets you free college. It is how all my male relatives paid for their degrees. You also get a really nice signing bonus us that can be used for investments. Joining the military is the easiest way to get rich if you grow up in a poor family

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>>37240852
Well...I don't know if I'm gay, but I'm bicurious and at the most bisexual! I have all these homoerotic fantasies I want to live out, and I kind of just want to play with and suck on some cocks...but I've never been with a boy or anything and not sure how I should go about doing it...ugh I just want a cock in my mouth or my hand! I just want a bf I find attractive to tease and stuff

Tfw ppl think ur spineless just cuz gay.

>>37241019

Sounds like you like talking like a girl, too. Embrace it anon :)

Are you enjoying yours? Origin of the originals.

>>37240805
does mummy know you're using the internet again, NEET? wouldn't want to run up the electricity bill now would we?

>tfw mummy checks on me after 5 min on the toilet
>tfw not allowed to lock door

>>37240791

When you think you can't get anymore autistic, he creates a new level of autism.

True legend.

>blake
is there an edgier "cool guy" name than this?
every Not-shadow the hedgehog character in edgy children's fanfictions is called blake or something to that effect

>>37240791
>What did Chris Chan mean by this?

He means that he has a nice tennis rack, you fucking autist.