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how often do you dine out with your Significant other?
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>>36437406
Usually once or twice a week. It's nice not having to cook on the weekends...
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>>36437406
I dine out on dat pussy erryday all day nah mean?
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>>36437423
more liek boipussy if you knoe what I mean
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What number are you, anons?
#5
>professional footballer (UK) from 12, thought I was going to be a star
>get all the girls
>never tried at school because of this
>sign pro contract at 18, on good money
>at 21 get a career ending injury with no education
>now 28 and only just got a career
>lost respect over the years from all friends, family and girls
2 teammates who I was better than by quite a margin are now earning over 30k per week playing football
http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/10-types-of-30-year-old-single-guys.html
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oh #10 easily
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Something between 8 and 10 but closer to 8. That picture makes me rage really hard. Being approached at 25 by used up roasties just because you weren't able to score them back in the days and chose to improve yourself instead of being a beta slave but now they can't find anyone to mate with.
God that rage... it makes me cry
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Which is the one who's afraid to talk to girls unless it's for a service transaction?
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My school is doing a stupid graduation thing, you can wear whatever you want and my stupid fucking family has insisted that they will be there. I want to wear a very offensive t-shirt, any recommendations?? I'm in the UK
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>>36437344
Put a picture of an unregistered tv on it
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What gay ass school is this
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>>36437358
No comment, but it's fucking rediculous. We are being made to do it, and fucking pay towards it
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How does this interaction make you feel?
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>>36437343
Sad, but I knew it was coming
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>>36437343
are you afraid of being counter memed on another forum?
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>>36437343
>Normies falling for an obvious troll/meme post.
Not surprising.
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Notice how back when this was created /r9k/ was paired with normal boards and was generally considered to be a place of reasonable quality?
If something like this were made again today, /r9k/ would be in the basement with /b/ because of all the underage shitposters that arrived to this board in the last 5 years.
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>>36437319
I forgot this pic existed, thanks OP
>If something like this were made again today, /r9k/ would be in the basement with /b/ because of all the underage shitposters that arrived to this board in the last 5 years.
5 years ago I browsed /pol/, /r9k/ and /adv/ and they were saying the same shit then.
Underage kids are spooks, kids supposedly getting on 4chan en masse during the summer is a myth, nothing's changed but the memes and the memes aren't any dumber than they've ever been.
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>/rs/
wew lad
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>>36437319
nobody today would make an image like that
too much effort for these fucks
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Woah... Really made me think...
Would you change the way you speak, robots?
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>>36437310
Wtf I hate words now
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I'd talk to imaginary girlfriends on the mirror and not say anything private to anyone outside of text.
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Really makes my thinking parts tingle
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>tfw just dropped out
>probably going to become a construction worker
>$10k in debt
Wew lads
Time for a new chapter
How uber fucked am I?
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Eh, once you get used to it you're fine. The first two weeks are shit though. Just don't seem like a whiny cunt to your coworkers and you'll make a lot of money fast.
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>>36437400
This.
As long as you are not a bitch building sites are good places to be. Depending on who you work with obviously.
You spend half the day doing fuck all as a labourer.
Just at least try to look busy sometimes.
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>>36437471
>You spend half the day doing fuck all as a labourer.
I have to work overtime because you fucks don't do shit four out of eight hours. Screw everyone who just stand around all day long.
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>Anon, why do you keep farting during yoga? We know it's you because you always flinch.I actually have this problem. ;_;
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Real farts, or just air from your cavernous vagina?
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>>36437316
From my bum-bum, Anon dear. ^_^
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>>36437325
This thread is a fiction.
You sit on a throne of lies.
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What are your plans for the weekend.
Hint robots have no plans because they have no friends.
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she looks like fat joe jonas
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Lol fat Joe Jonas lol.
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ptobably idle around in my bedroom for two days and then face the grind again
i struggle to look forward to weekends these days
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>April 21st, 2017
stop
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I'm gradually getting pissed while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0x77EdoXhw
Mysticism inherent in drugs and music is all keeping me going
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Why am I wasting so much time in this town. I've done 50 hours a week and saved my money. I have enough to get to Chicago but I haven't left my parents house.
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>>36437190
Chicago is a hell mouth just to let you know.
Any other places you want to go?
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An adult who is smart enough to be an Astronaut willfully said this
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He probably underestimates greatly the intelligence of every other human being and says shit like that in an attempt to fit in.
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Why are normies so fucking lame
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I want to cuddle with him.Am guy. Am not gay.
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>tfw no robot to gamedev with
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and don't tell me to go to /agdg/ that place is a shithole with the worst memes every. I gaurantee some fuck is going to be like "what engine do you use?". Then you say whatever engine, and they reply "oh okay I'm not interested, thanks but good luck on your project!".
That's the meme. That's it.
I use Unreal Engine 4. I'll teach people. I don't even care. I have tons of assets. I can program. I have experience with source control and so on.
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Whats your game, are we gonna be making money or will I be wasting countless hours of my time for nothing
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I have no skills yet. One day I'll make a game with you.
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>>when being a gamedev is dream job
>>can't code for shit
why do I even live
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UPDATED conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke about you going to china last year. You told me you'll go a few months ago and you still haven't completed your passport application
>i need the guarantor part filled by another person who knows me for at least 12 months and isnt a blood relative. The two people who filled that part did it incorrectly so my application got rejected.
>Then show them how to fill it correctly
>Im working on it
>No you haven't. Everyday you're just waking up at sundown then going on your ipad
>Hurry up and get your passport application form done. Remember you're leaving in September.
Well... JUST.
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>going to China
Enjoy either getting cancer or getting eaten by an escalator.
Dip out of the house little nigger
Just fuck off, they can't force you to go to another country.
You ARE 18, yeah?
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stop being so fucking lazy and just do it. why are you posting here on /r9k/ when you should be finishing your application? stupid chink piece of shit
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>>36436944
By the time i wake up. The place where i get the application forms is already closed
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I'll start
>call centre agent
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Night shift at sex shop
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Fast food nigger here
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Call centre doesnt seem that bad honestly if you are an asshole who enjoys pushing people's buttons
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>tfw drink bourbon as soon as I woke up
why do normies say drinking early is so bad anyway? it doesnt make sense what time you drink if you think about it
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>>36436842
It does.
Your brain is wired to work during the day, if you impair it with alcohol in the morning, how can you accomplish anything?
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>>36436872
but I am neet. so why does it matter?
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>>36436842
What normie says day drinking is bad? Everyone I know that drinks regularly would love to day drink if they could, but most, if not all workplaces prohibit being intoxicated during work