>uses PC
>still thinks he is a robot
The fuck am I supposed to do, waste a bunch of money on health potions? Why wouldn't I use Pokemon Centers?
>>38478152
I bet you think youre clever, well youre not
>>38477812
What?
Are you saying using a phone is the 'right' way.
The fuck you on about lad
>finishes making girl voice changing program
>tries it out and works like gold with minor kinks
>watch animu for random girl next door phrases to bait
>baits in random discord, chaos in seconds
>Now just need to figure out how to profit from this further without having to drop the program
Heres a taste.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AuZ3wXzoSr
How should I proceed guys? Thinking about making different female voices and selling those or just seeing how far I can get free shit.
So release the fucking program. You could finally end the roastie occupation, we can infiltrate their ranks, listen to their secrets, get their nudes.
What's it gonna be OP.
Please call me a cuck in that qt voice OP
>>38477857
>teehee hello fellow girls
>let's share nudes as proof of our friendship!
#IPride thread
Post pics, ideas, plans, etc.
about I pride
Disclaimer: Put disclaimers on every pic you post on social media. No one want to go to jail.
>>38477798
disclaimers?
WE ARE GOING TO BE RAIDING TWITTER AT 2 PM WIHT #iPride uxEyz2J that is the discord invite
>>38477815
Say you dont take responsibility
>you will never ever re capture that sense of pure wonder, joy and amazement at the world that you had when you were a kid
>>38477660
I never had that shit.
>>38477660
Have you ever tried mushrooms?
I just smoke weed in my house as a neet, boom, feel like I'm 5 again
Enjoy your 10.48 minute lunch break, wagecuck.
>>38477610
Thisis not a bad length.
When i used to work, i'd enter my code to the machine, and then do it over again before sitting back down to eat. that way it only registered one minute or so of lunchbreak
Nobody ever pointed it out at me
>>38477610
you're not good at triggering people
Should I buy this phone or
This phone?
>>38477583
get the sony
Wait for the iphone 8 in september
>tfw a new show about autism on netflix
>tfw girls will fall in love with autist guys
feels good, i will lost my v card, thanks netflix, im 19yo so it's late but not too late
>>38477518
Hahahaha, girls will like "autists", not real autists just like how girls like "nerdy" guys now
Whats the name of the show? Also when will netflix start to romanticize ADHD?
>>38477518
If women do fall in love with "autist" guys, it will be whatever romanticized version of autist this show portrays. These women will then ignore and avoid you when they see you don't fit the fantasy they've been fed. This is what happened when "nerds" became popular.
Why is does being single and 30 automatically make you a failure no matter whatever success you have in life.
But it doesn't, you retard.
>>38477469
If you are a man and you're already settled when you're 30 you have failed. Wasting your golden years with some leech is NOT a good move
>>38477475
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2948881/Hospital-administrator-killed-depressed-worrying-turning-30-no-husband-children.html
You are full of shit. Society makes you feel bad for being single and 30.
Hello fellow Robots, I'm playing Darkest Dungeon right now and I need some names to put on my characters, currently I have 8. Suggestions?
xshadow
Don't change Reynauld and Dismas.
>>38477454
name the highwayman Elliot Rodger
>advertising student
>diagnosed assburgers
>show up at a women's day feminist riot with a vatican flag, get beaten up
>make national news, make feminists look like bullies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54VEZa0z2I
>leftist news outlets claim I'm a literal nazi and a secret government agent paid to disrupt the march
>mfw I did it for the lulz
>get invited to popular politics show in tv primetime, come out as a gay, catholic, and liberal (which over here means libertarian)
>mfw that's how my family found out I'm a cocksucker
>congresswoman called me a literal nazi on national tv, made her shut her whore mouth
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPZDUX22OGM&t=5s
>kicked out of libertarian party for being too controversial
>days later, get a message from underage qt3.14 trap (pic related) who saw me on tv and thinks I'm cute
>start dating him, convince him to take female hormones
>buy her cute clothes that she's always wearing when I'm around
>cooks for me, does household duties, keeps me company
>sex is great, he's always submissive
>crazy about me, always excited to see me and super grateful whenever I get him something
>mfw fighting feminists off a cathedral got me the best underage boipucci
Am I being rewarded by God? Does this mean He's okay with traps, therefore they're not gay?
>>38477410
You're such a fag and you should die, but Catholicism is cucked at this point.
At least you did good anon...
>>38477452
Get back to /pol/
0r1g1n4l
I saw you in real time on the news, what did the feminist screamed at your ears, i couldnt understand.
btw, nice move. Next time show up in full templars armor
>tfw no yuno gf
Where do I find a qt3.14 who loves me as much as Yuno loves Yuki ;-; I don't care if she kills for me or just kills me, either way it'll be pleasurable
honestly same i need someone like this
http://www.chatzy.com/78142652111476
>>38478374
>http://www.chatzy.com/78142652111476
dont hit me with that gay shit nigga
What do you do? How badly do you want to kill yourself everyday? Why haven't you quit?
>What do you do
inventory, counting stuff all day
>How badly do you want to kill yourself
usually not at all, but some days i am so bored my mind wanders. start thinking about how it seems like such a hassle just to be alive in the world. and seeing old fat ugly losers making less than i do and they have a wife and kid(s), how do they get to bang and i don't? and thinking about how nothing ever really matters so fuck it, why not just die.
but i would think about that stuff anyway, it's not because of the job.
>Why haven't you quit
because it's easy, i don't have to talk to customers really, and i make really good money for what i'm doing. sometimes even get hours of pay for just standing around at the end of the day.
>What do you do?
College Admissions Counselor
>How badly do you want to kill yourself everyday?
Depends on the time of year. Things slow down in the summer, but during our peak from Sept-April I genuinely dread waking up every morning. Being the single point of contact for over 2000 people and mindlessly reading thousands of applications has worn me down to the nub. Have always been prone to mild depression, but this job has made it full blown and I'm actually on medication because of it.
>Why haven't you quit?
I will the second I have another job lined up. Just can't seem to find anything that will be a lateral move that I think will be any more tolerable.
>>38477207
>Air Force
>Comm/Nav/Ecm
Can't quit, I'm in a contract. Getting kicked out would destroy my life pretty much.
Why do fembots like butt stuff so much?
>>38477125
I don't. Why would you want something in your asshole when you could have it in that wet sensitive hope that's literally built to take dick?
>>38477125
because they're homosexual men
>>38477151
so is the butthole
Is there a word for this particular fashion/aesthetic?
>>38476904
Special Education
pic also related. I'm asking for a friend, we need to know whether this particular style is named, or whether we are treading new ground in ascribing it a title
80's metal style
Do you resent that this no longer is the norm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0F5ksJKSR0
>>38476899
Why don't men also take the blame for this as well? Men are exactly living their 50's style life as well.
>>38476899
With women in the workforce decreasing wages and increasing cost of living, a lifestyle like this is economically unfeasible. As much as I'd like something like this, it just can't happen unless you alone take home enough money to support the whole family. With the price of college skyrocketing at an unprecedented rate, this is becoming more unlikely. As well as social degeneracy and things like Tinder and media glorifying premarital sex and general promiscuity, the chances of finding a woman who would want to settle down like this are nil.
tl;dr
It's not ever happening.
Tradcons are retarded