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So here's the situation anons. For the last two and a half years I've been in a long distance relationship with this girl who I can connect to due to our shared depression and who calls me her boyfriend, but I personally never really clicked with her and frankly she's very boring due to how much weed she smokes. It's just exhausting to even talk to her and she takes up so much time doing nothing when she skypes me while I'm half asleep but I'm worried that this is basically my only chance to ever get a gf.
I told her that she's clingy and boring about two weeks ago and that we need a break but yesterday morning she texted me and told me her computer is fixed and she's willing to do more that I want to do, but I haven't texted her back yet. What should I say to her anons? I'm worried she thinks I completely rejected her and I may have just ruined her self esteem completely.

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Feelgood greentexts.
I'll start

>Called into school
>confused cause I left a few months ago
>Welcomed by 4 teachers
>Think I'm in trouble
>bring me up to headmaster/principal
>hands me an award for best senior student
>hands me a guitar because I love music
>"keep the guitar anon, a gift from us"
>every one of my teachers cheering me
>telling me how much I deserve this
>Trying not to cry

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ONLY WHEN I'M DANCING CAN I FEEL THIS FREE
AT NIGHT I LOCK THE DOOR WHERE NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE
I'M TIRED OF DANCING HERE ALL BY MYSELF
TONIGHT I WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEONE ELSE

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>make physical contact with a girl during a lucid dream
>wake up
>feel depressed 10-fold all day long

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*excessively checks phone waiting for a reply from her*

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http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjAxNjc4NjUy

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as a late twenties anon i find it far easier to hook up with girls in their late teens and early twenties than with women around my age

how does this fit in with r9k's theory that women are super picky and only fucking chads up until they hit the wall, and then they become desperate? in my experience the younger girls are far more willing to have fun and experiment and the older ones are picky as shit

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Any robots remember these gummies?

These things were fucking great, the best gummies I've ever had, holy fuck are these things amazing

It was non-stop tasty town with these things

The flavor was indefinite

The sweetness? boundless!

It was a unlimited heaven

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how do i make myself enjoy anime? there has been only like 6 animes that i really liked, everytime i try to watch an episode i open new browser pages or/and forget the ep i just watched. do i have adhd?

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http: mr-conservative.com/
anyone down for some fun. this is hilarious

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Hey Robots, want to chat and watch GoT with us?
Come join the stream and get cozy~:
https://www.rabb.it/Dormin_
There's a chat available as well :)
Come join robots

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Is there a place where one can date other mentally ill or autistic people like me?
>inb4 not soc because it's full of attention whores and bpd girls that just want to hurt you

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>tfw no super randonneur bf

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>lots of men propose to girls daily, sometimes even being aggressive
>girls hand it gracefully and with beauty, like angels

>a girl makes a move on a guy
>shies away, makes a fuss, calls her a slut, tells everyone about it

Why are men so insecure? Why can't the handle normal social interactions? Is it that offensive that a girl makes you know she likes you?

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How do I get out of going to a wedding?

I got invited by an old school friend. Problem is I haven't seen anyone who will be there in 10 years. Now I'm a 27yo NEET. I've never had a job and I live with my parents. So obviously I don't want to be there.

It's in 2 months.