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>Oh hey, Anon! What's up? I played you in the /r9k/ porn parody.
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>>37715295
have fun not having any sex then, schlomo
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>>37715295
Is this guy still in business after the stoya rape allegation?
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>>37715553
i think so. stoya certainly isn't.
word is she's a total ragged bitch off the camera so whatever, eh?
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>got married to a phenomenally, unbelievably gorgeous girl
>she's way out of my league physically, like it's frightening
>count my lucky stars every day for 4 years
>tfw she's transitioning into her "25-35 year old look"
>tfw i just started noticing it
>tfw it's like she gained ten years of age in a month
>tfw it's like i'm married to my mother
Fuck
FUCK
SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS
Now she looks like a "handsome woman," like something inside her has died. Her YOUTH has DIED. All that's left is a "Woman." I can remember everything being so much better. Every part of her used to be less wrinkly, tighter, she used to SMELL better. Her hair used to be softer. Am I just fucked now?
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>>37715026
You sound like trash, but whats more is this is probably bait. 2/10
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>>37715026
you pass those genes onto your kids and raise them to be white privileged adults in the current century
if her dad is still alive and rich you better try to get into that will while you can
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>>37715026
>>got married
You not only fell for it, you asked for it. You deserve what you get.
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>qt on campus
>she probably has a boyfriend
>even if she doesn't, she probably has no interest in me
>even if she does, neither of us would make a move
>even if we did, it would likely be geographically difficult to maintain a romantic relationship
>even if it wasn't, I'm too busy to maintain a romantic relationship with all this work
>even if I wasn't, I don't have the social skills to maintain a relationship anyway
>and even if I did, she'd probably have an annoying personality and share almost no common ground with me
Just cut my fucking heart out now.
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nobody cares bitch that's why you're a beta bitch
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>>37714891
Been there done that. You probably listen to chill music and think about life with her. Most likely think about little cute scenarios youve created in your head.
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>giving up before you even make it to the start line
keep doing this OP, its the only choice to go
she will never be interested in YOU
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How many people are actually happy? It seems like there's not that many of us who will probably die bitter and alone, and loads of normies living happy lives. But thinking about it, happy successful people are going to infiltrate the media and general public consciousness, their confidence makes them express themselves more widely and frequently, which is what makes them the norm. Could there actually be more of us?
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I suspect most people are pretty much neutral and hate their jobs and have lots of other problems but still manage to relax and enjoy themselves every now and then, especially in public around other people
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I don't think many people are.
People just want to put on a happy positive face because it's easier that way. That's not to say this planet is inherently miserable, we just made it that way.
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>>37714703
Why does r9k sound exactly like Tumblr?
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>be robot with literally no friends
>about to buy weed for the first time from a guy that is going to deliver at my house
>and by my house I mean my family's house
This is so fucking scary. What if a police car decides to pass by when he's passing me the weed? What if he gets arrested and police decide to check his phone and see my messages and come to arrest me. What if the fucking weed is bad and gives me some kind of disease like gayness.
I just want to smoke weed to see how it feels.
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>>37714670
oh ffs just take the weed
if a police car happens to pass by you while you take a bag of shit then it'll be blurry and he'll probably be too busy looking at whatever he's going towards to worry about your ass
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mate none of your delusional fantasies in regards to getting busted are ever gonna happen
no one cares
get your drugs and enjoy your day
t. someone who dealt meth for 2 years
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>>37714670
im guessing you're 16 and this is your first time getting weed. you should've chose a place to meet up rather than your house but whatever.
pic related but not really at all.
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Let's get angry about our chad brothers, our stacy sisters, whatever you guys want.
Gimme your greentexts and your rees and shit.
I just have to vent real quick.
>doorbell rings
>Chad brother is sitting around with no shirt on and tells me to answer the door
>go answer it
>it's some cute girl in her 20s I've never met before
>she starts mumbling and obviously has no idea what to say
>she says "oh I'll uh I'll come back later"
>get her to wait a minute
>"well I uh, I met Chad earlier, I'm Stacy I live right down the street, are you like his brother"
>say yes
>"oh I just saw your dog come into the house with him earlier and figured this was where he lived, tell him I said hi"
>starts walking away
>walk inside and tell my brother
>he immediately goes outside with no shirt on and probably gets her fucking phone number
just fuck my shit up, friends
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My brother is a sweet Chad who is saving himself for marriage even though girls are constantly throwing themselves at him. I'm the outwardly appearing Stacy sister but literally autistic inside counterpart.
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>>37714651
london etc etc
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>>37714598
Lucky for you having 1 chad brother. I have 3. One is getting married with 2 children, one already has a kid but isn't married, the last one gets girls all the fucking time. 2 of them lost their virginity at about 12-13 while my years are still counting where I haven't even kissed a girl. You have it good...
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Relationship goals also i smoked too many cigs and my extremities are tingling and i dramk too much alcohol help me
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Really like that Sakurasou Meme
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>>37714721
thanks i found it on ctfu world a stupid ghetto memes normiebook group :)
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Fembot here gimme attention i am literally dying from too many cigs and alcohol baka baka baka
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>tfw horny prude
I just want a boy to put his thingy in my you know what.
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I'd happily put my 5 inch weiner in your ear! :)
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>>37714504
I think all women should be put in gulags for being capitalist gold diggers who won't fuck honest proletarian wagecucks/neets like us.
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>>37714504
it would be my pleasure to put myfistin yourface
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>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me : Arizona
Somewhere cold because I can't hate summer
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Colorado
Nowhere else.
This is truly the best state (for me at least)
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>>37714448
because I hate summer*
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>>37714448
>>Where do you live?
Oklahoma
>>Where do you want to live?
Somewhere that rains a lot and doesn't go above FUCKING 80 DEGREES
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>tfw traded life for video games
>everyone who I ever known has forgotten about me because instead of hanging out with them I chose gaming instead
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>>37714353
I'm sorry to hear that senpai
play this at your funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
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>traded life for daydreaming and vidya
>regret nothing
Life's a tough pill to swallow, sometimes you can choose not to
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>>37714353
Same here my dude person guy. Same here. I don't regret it though, video games can't betray you, except sometimes publishers and developers do
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>it's been two months since i started to become more and more intrigued and infatuated by this barely legal looking jewish schoolgirl that i see every single day on my morning commute, we always sit in the same opposing seats
>i literally can't get her out of my head, her deep dark blue eyes, her eyebrows, her hair, the way she tries to sneak a look thinking i'm not trying to do the same, the way she's starting to throw me a little smile, her simple black pleated dress, her dark thights and her stan smiths
>all I can think about is taking her virginity, slowly corrupting her, getting her to the point where she's trying to choke me with her soft little hands, her trembling voice calling me a filthy goyim
What do I do about this feel ?
>pic related what she looks like, except brown hair and blue eyes
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>>37714213
Just do it, man.
Nobody should have to live like that.
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is this you?
aboriginal
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>>37714311
Someone needs to update it so the guy's wearing this shirt
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>Cute, awkward autist straight boys fucking everywhere
>They'll all die alone instead of be my boyfriend
GOOD! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL DESERVE IT!
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When will this war of the sexes end? :(
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fembot here also I just finished doing my nails and put on my make up I think you're not a real fembot bobo
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>>37714134
I'M A GUY YOU FUCKING TRANNY WHORE!
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>graduated high school today
>still khv
Guess I'm here to stay lads
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>>37713997
>graduated college
>still khv
Yes you are, fellow robot
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You're only 18. Quit being a whiny faggot.
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>>37714039
Stop whining about whining and I'll stop whining about you
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what're you thinking about getting guys?
after taxs it'll come to 53 something
today i had a protien bar, and yesterday i didn't eat..
is this a ripoff?
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>>37713845
Honestly looks like a shit meal for the price. What are the specials?
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>>37713884
these were the specials...
i found out average wing prices are 15cents, and these average to a dollar each, so im not gonna get them,
considering hitting up a convenience store for chips and a 79cent juice thing
then ill just get the pizza n stix,
in lieu of fries
>i hate spending money and im thinking with my stomach but idk y im craving this so much
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>>37713954
Sticks are nasty anon all you need is pizza and hit up your local 711 for extras
Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>>37713781
And the day before, and the day before, and many days before then
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>>37713859
It's tradition
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>>37713859
lt's a tradition