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I just realised something, when I was browsing an AMA of a "roastie" and seeing all the insults that she's a failed woman or whatever.
But then what's not a roastie? What's a good woman?
>attractive
>subservient
>sexually inexperienced
>perfect personality to the point it's above the standards of 99% of humanity (not petty, never lies, kind to a fault but doesn't apply these same standards to her male partner).

It's a joke. Literally a joke and it's almost laugh out loud funny that anyone who thinks about the insults here for more than a second realises just how meaningless and impotent they are.
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>>36451128
Women aren't real people like men are, they have simple brains and just need to be put in their place.
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>pic related

Perfect women here anon.
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>>36451249
Weren't they in some sort of lesbian porno? I recognize the uniforms.

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Imagine for a second that men and women are two different species, but they only intertwine for reproductive reasons, now imagine for whatever reason one species got to completely enslave the other, then while the master species was creating the future and ever evolving, the enslaved species was just cooking for the other species, letting the other specie have the first say, letting the other specie literally fuck it in the ass, taking care of the master specie's home and children etc, the master species was thriving and life was great but then some of the people from the master species started betraying their own (let's call them cucks) and they started giving rights and freeing the enslaved species.

And so for all of humanity it was basically men being treated like kings and gods by the women for thousands and thousands of years and yet, you were born right after the sexual revolution where its all equal and you will die a virgin unless by mere luck you manage to find an used roastie 4/10 who would only want you because she is getting old and Chad won't fuck her anymore
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>>36451116

>Imagine for a second that men and women are two different species, but they only intertwine for reproductive reasons

Being able to reproduce with each other and have fertile offspring is the definition of species. You're asking us to imagine something is a species and also not a species.
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>>36451159
Yeah I thought about that too but I was too lazy to go back and change it, but since I'm anonymous and this thread will be thrown into the garbage of eternity in a few seconds I didn't bother
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>>36451159
>>36451116

Lmao fell at the first hurdle OP

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Up to high school, did you ever look at anybody and think to yourself that they were even more socially malnourished and degenerate than you were? Despite your faggotry, robots, was there ever a person in grade school that made you look at yourself and go, "yeah, at least I'm not that guy?"

pic unrelated
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>>36451031
>anybody worse than you in primary/secondary schoo
I was home schooled, I had no one to compare to.
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>>36451861
that means you were chad
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>>36452052
I was the king of the school.

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Can a lookism dude please rate Aaron Hernandez's looks?
He's not what I would think a Chad would look like but he had women obsessed with him.
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He used to look okay but now only worms would go near his body
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bumppp i need an objective rating
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He was a 6-7/10, he's way better looking than your average guy but he's not model hot

Seriously, every single woman on this planet is a total bitch
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Not my grandmother. She's a saint.
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>>36450989
What was it like being cucked an hour ago?
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because society raises them to believe they're always right and always perfect and deserve everything and are princesses.

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>the gf ritual didnt work
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>>36450921
You had to be yourself
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>>36450921

You can't just get a gf by doing a ritual, idiot.

You need at least three or four druids.
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>>36450921
Just be confident bro, it will happen.

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>dad heard me singing the Internationale
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>dad found found the internationale dragon dildo
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>>36450867
The international ?
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>>36450917
The Spanish one.

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>>36450815
no one gives a shit. thoughts?
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>>36450840
What did he mean by this?

oriroriorir
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wow you really had to save the pic i posted and put a blacked screen on it? lol

how gay are you, really.

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Do some robots here view him as a hero?
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if you do you're a retard

do you think he would have turned out ok if he got a gf like he always wanted?

there would always be more problems. "she doesn't respect what i do for her", "her parents don't appreciate what a good fit i am for her", "she isn't doing this weird sex thing i like which means she doesn't really love me"

he was destined to be unhappy forever because that's the mindset he put himself in at all times

he was a boy with a sick mind that was probably incurable, it's a tragedy he had to take down a bunch of others with him
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>>36450765
how the fuck is he a hero or ideal? I guess some people get where hes coming from and respect that he actually went out and killed some people rather than just talked shit.

In no way is he a hero though - he was hardly successful.
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>>36450765
I don't see him as a hero but i can't relate to him as i have aspergers himself and i don't think i will ever be accepted by society so i am stuck where i am. too bad i can't change the fact that i am autistic.

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Hi guys, I turned 18 last month and am picking my religion. What's the coolest one? No islam pls.
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>>36450699
Stay non-religious.
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>>36450699
Read in to the underlying philosophy of Hinduism.

Then kill yourself.
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>>36450724
Seconding this. Unless you live in a shithole the law and social norms will provide a basis for morality, and the rest is just needless traditions

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>Hey Anon, Stacy came up with a drinking game!
>Take one shot of Jack Daniels for every person you've ever had sex with!
>Chad's already throwing up in the backyard. Your turn!

How fucked are you, normies of /r9k/?
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can i do shots of dew instead?
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>>36450661
Die of alchohol poisoning due to drinking a whole bottle of tequila instead
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>>36450678

That shit's so bad for you though, Anon.

At least the whiskey gets you drunk.

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I only got to hot topic to buy shit is because its the only way i can talk to goth girls. How pathetic am i?
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>>36450643
Depends are you yourself a girl, or are you a boy-
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>>36450696
Im a guy and i want to die
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>>36450717
Oh, please don't do that! Anything but that, anon. I'll be your best-est friend otherwise.

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what would you do if the erath is gonna end in 21 days?


(i just saw pic related a few minutes ago. Seeking A Friend for the End of the World)
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bumpoonnijionininininininininininini
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Probably kill myself

oregeno
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I would kill myself in an original way

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What's the best way to remove semen after you cum? I've just been cumming into my boxers for 15 years but I wanna change it up since I'm 26 now and it's unbecoming.
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>cumming in your boxers
>over the age of 12
jesus christ
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>>36450551

fuck off normie

you're not a robot unless you cum into them
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>>36450578
>youre not a robot unless you do the very specific thing i do that is also very degenerate

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New day. new thread

Who's going to church in the morning?
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>>36450495
It's Saturday not Sunday
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Service station anon, if you're here.

Do you pass by Warwick services frequently? I'd buy you a coffee if you are ever in the area.
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>>36450495
>Who's going to church in the morning?
Cant. Came in my church trousers

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