Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2428. page

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>mom is putting hormones in the food again

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>subbed to Townsend & Sons, a youtube channel about old English and American recipes
>he makes a video about an only dessert called an Orange Fool
>Trump supporters are massively offended by this even though it's literally called an Orange Fool centuries ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIi1bjl_iqE

Are the alt-right the new SJWs?

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*radio static*

This is the robot resistance coming to you now.

We are few in number and have taken many casualties.

The Norms are waging a multi faceted war of extermination against us, when they are what created us, we are rats trapped in their maze for now, but we cannot give up.

"Kys" posts and "handshake dad" are in on this.

Many robots and cyborgs are being used to carry out the Normie plan, trust no-one, not even yourself.

Keep up the fight, if you can hear me, I love you.

*transmission ends*

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"If a man under 30 don't shave he looks like a piece of junk."
All girls

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After cumming for the umpteenth time today the thought hit me. Why do the normies even come here. I can't imagine why someone who got through school, college, military, career, anything that makes them a normie would want to come here to spend time with whom they consider utter bottom feeders and losers?

Isn't that the most absurd thing? What's mentally wrong with the normies?

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>fetish becomes unredeemably degenerate

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You're fucking stupid for letting this website seduce you the way it has. You are going to die and only time will teach you how stupid and crazy these NEET years here were.


And for god's sake, fuck off with memes and 4chan culture.

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Thinking of buying thse tomorrow

What you guyz think

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>Neighbor's cat constantly seeks attention from me
>Allergic to cats so can't go pet it
Being allergic to certain animals sucks

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How do I become one of those people whose feelings never get hurt, sans extreme situations?
Even though I am aware that I'm weak and pathetic, it still hurts when someone says it.

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Did you eat today, Anon?
I sure did.
I ate plenty of lonely with a side of regret
and a sprinkle of pure sadness.
and for dinner i ate my tears and I watched my blood eat me alive and suddenly i wasn't so hungry anymore.

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>tattoos aren't artisti-

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I cried today, /r9k/. For the first time in 10 years.
The feeling shocked me. It was like a bodily function I forgot I had. This crushing feeling of loneliness. I want to love someone. I want someone to love me. I miss her. It's been 10 years since she left. I can't take this anymore.
I don't know what I'm going to do, but in any case, thank you for being with me these past ten years. Goodbye /r9k/, you've been more loyal to me than anything else in my life.

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>feel really bad one morning
>only had my usual three beers the evening before
>not even hungry, just drink some coffee
>think I might be loosing it finally
>all these pointless days spent on the internet
>no contact with real people for years finally took it's toll
>have to lay down a bit
>think about sister who tried to maintain contact
>think about mother who almost gave up on me
>think about disapointed dad
>almost cry
>feel something moving inside my gut
>go to toilet
>remember I haven't taken a shit in a week

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Post here if you have friends and actually go /out/ with them

As thread creator, OP also has friends