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>>34876748
>the wagefuck cries himself to sleep
>the NEET tells his girlfriend not to make a peep

im a primary school teacher i get paid even if my students dont do any work

tl;dr fuck you neet pepe

>>34876909
Wouldn't a teacher know how to use proper punctuation and capitalization?
Check and mate.

Iktf.
Every morning is "are you feeling better today Anon?". And it hurts to feel so fucking worthless, and just fake a smile. The day she dies im gonna a hero.
Currently drinking because i cant sleep otherwise

>>34876682
I have a brother who was a Chad and on the road to success and he got in a horrible car accident and is basically fucked for the rest of his life save a medical breakthrough

now that he's fucked, I'm feeling horrible because both sons will never amount to shit now

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>>34876682
I'm the only son of 3 older sisters, and I'm at least academically more successful than the rest of them.
My oldest sister got pregnant at 18, and went to some community college for 2 years to become a nurse.
My second oldest sister has severe emotional and has tried college but can't handle it.
My youngest older sister went to college for a year or two and dropped out and works part time jobs.
All of them live at home, while I currently live on campus, and am majoring to become an actuary which has a comfy median income of about 97000, so I'll be easily able to live on my own if I want.

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Those girls are complete assholes though. I knew a girl (pic related) who was really hot but a complete bitch at random times. They have a massive ego because they know how sought after they are. Men of every race chase them and they take advantage of this.

>>34876674
Go to a West Coast college dumb nigger, those places are filled with them

Niggers are so stupid they never use their melons other than to complain and play the victim card

>wanting an Asian gf

Setting yourself up for failure. A black guy would have to literally be Barack Obama in order to be good enough for most racist Asians, and even then, any halfway decent Asian Wong (the Asian Chad) will be worth more than you.

>>34876532
You don't. Your ghosts will always haunt you.

drink yourself stupid from morning to night
it's a great lesson i learned from pops

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>>34876532
Killing me won't bring her back, Anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E

dude's on the path to making his own little town

>7 kids
at least he is preserving the white race, can't fault him there.

>>34876350
reminder that if you don't have at least 5 kids, you are not only not trad, you are not fulfilling god's given purpose as a man

>>34876329
>How would you respond?

I'd shit in her mouth

>>34876329
probably get turned on and go harder

>>34876329
You're welcome mommy

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I'll drop a few more comfy pics.

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>>34876338
like this one
oregano

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>>34876372
also this one
oreganalopicturecommento

>>34876266
read a book, fag
try not to think about your mom getting plowed on vagina day

find the comics
read the comics

>>34876266
Get on the computer there. 4chan is probably blocked there, so ypu could get on gameoldies for some good games there.

>>34876206
Well I live at home so I spent it with my parents :)

>>34876206
0

sounds like i can just get myself really fucking drunk and die painlessly without even doing anything

i'd make extra sure to hide myself away and not even see the sight of a person for the whole day

>>34876181
She isn't even particularly attractive what the fuck.

>>34876181
He also went to Harvard.

Maybe she has a good personality.

It's called personality senpai

don't worry anon, if you never go outside you can believe you are anything you want

>>34876183
i am a gril for real

yeah whatever but whats that girl from?

>>34876149
How old are you? I'm taking a shot and saying 19.

>>34876149
by being better than you in every single way

odds are good that there's more than one of them too

It's not just her. Lots of people could make you feel just as bad, if not worse. None moreso than yourself.

>>34876136
>downloading porn

god fucking damn it's the CURRENT YEAR and you're still doing this shit

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>>34876136
>BRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PHFFFTTTT PFFHBBBHHBHBBBLLLLL BRAPPPPPPPP
>*p-plop*
>"OMG anon...I birthed a brown baby on the bedsheets!...will you help me eat it? after you can sniff my ass:3:3"
>BLUMMMPPPPPP BRAPPPPPP
>"there's more coming anon!.....I'm really laying cable tonight! xD...put some in your mouth!"
>lets eat baby
>*nom nom*
>SSNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>*cums*

I mean, I like farting women like any self-respecting man does. But fart "porn" just doesn't do it for me.

I would cleanse it of life.

>>34876058
Assuming I can set my will in motion without opposition.

>abandon fossil fuel. Move the entire world to primary nuclear power
>Resume a space program. Develop exploration while using the infinite void to dump waste
>bomb Africa to dust. Cleanse the dark continent of native live and rebuild without the diseased and lost natives
>Give the middle east exactly six months to sort itself out. Eliminate islam and achieve peace or face total war
>temporarily suspend the Geneva convention and allow chemical/biological weapons and torture to be used against the mudslimes
>Enforce true equality
>Restructure the prison system. Inmates have one year to respond to rehabilitation before being shot

>>34876112
That's not very creative.

>>34876057
brook is best skelly

>>34876057

I remember when I was seven years old, too.....

One of these days you'll grow pubic hair and realize what a little putz you are

>>34876057
that's what mmos are for, anon