Would this be considered the ideal female body?
y/n
>>36586927
i think somewhere between skin and bones and meatball is the correct female body
i guess your pick has a good 1
>>36586927
I don't know if it qualifies as "ideal" but I can certainly dig it
If a woman doesn't look like this there's no point in talking to her.
>tfw admitting you're overweight
>tfw shopping for clothes and they don't have your size
god this feels fucking awful
>>36586912
What size are you?
I'm an XXL
>>36586944
Yeah same as you if you're talking about waist. I never really saw it as a problem because my dad was the same and I thought it was normal. I just realized how shitty my food habits are and I should really start going for walks.
>>36586912
If they don't have your clothes size, I think you might be a bit more than overweight.
Whatever the case, stop being overweight and your problem will be solved.
Why don't "nice guys" just go after the ugly and fat girls? I'm sure they'll take anyone who shows them affection.
I have some luck doing that. Feels good man
>>36586876
they wont meanest most vile women tend to be fatties /thread
Because Chad even fucks ugly/fat girls occasionally, which gives them high standards, which makes them not want to settle for anything less than Chad-lite
Are video games a waste of time lads?
After high school all of my online friends either stopped playing or just straight up sold their Xbox 360s.
I didn't buy an Xbox One because I would have no one to play with. But I still check back my 360 from time to time to see if anyone is online. No one ever is. Growing up is depressing.
nothing is a waste of time if you like doing it and it doesn't hurt anyone else
>>36586821
Video games aren't a waste of time, but getting an Xbone sure is.
just get a PS4
>runs better so better multiplats
>actually has exclusives
or get a PC so you can pretend like you're a functional adult while you're putting in $1200 of parts inside
There's no such thing as a "cool" fag unless they're lesbian.
what kind of cough drops are those anon?
And trannies don't count, they're the worst fags.
is that thing you aren't suppose to eat
>It's my third shower of the day
>>36586644
Hot water or cold water?
>>36586644
Nice digits, but why do you shower so often?
>>36586703
Hot water when Im crying
and cold when im not.
im guessing you like them warm
>>36586725
It helps me calm down from panic attacks
What do you do when you want to kill yourself because you know you aren't going to make a difference in this world and meet a girl at a bar who wants to kill herself because ahe won't make a difference?
>>36586611
keep living for the little joys but ultimately experiencing the pains until you grow old and eventually die
>>36586611
Make a baby that won't make a difference?
>>36587666
These trips tell the truth.
Does anyone admire you anon? If so why.
>>36586605
my younger brother and sister and my cousins admire me
i am the bread winner (polite way of saying wage slave)
I love them, they are the only reason i haven't offed myself
>>36586605
not that i can think of. I cant imagine anyone who would or why they would
>>36586877
dubs confirm they love you. Cherish that.
>>36586605
My tulpas admire me.
I don't know why, though, considering that I'm the incarnate of disappointment.
Can someone describe what a Grandaddy album smells like?
>in Barnes and Noble
>looking at manga
>guy walks by me and starts talking to himself while looking at manga
>he says "mmm this girl smells like a Grandaddy album"
>I was the only woman in that aisle and he left before I could say anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURAKQV7q_o
meow meow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgtIRzFk1sM
>>36586575
Is that the nicest compliment you've ever received?
>>36587299
People say that my artwork is nice and they can tell that I love gardening and botany by looking at my artwork and the way I dress. It's the weirdest compliment I have ever gotten.
>remove all objects from room with high semen concentrations
>room still smells like semen
what do I do
>>36586564
Stop being gay.
originamente
>>36586602
>Stop being gay
But how will that remove the smell
>leave the door and window open for a while
>wash all the laundry and bed sheets
>vacuum the carpet
>burn incense
>Fallout: New Vegas came out almost seven years ago
Fuck.
Where'd the time go? I spent it all playing video games. The release of this game was the end of my meager social life; the beginning of my gaming life.
You could remove 90% of my memories of the thousands and thousands of hours I've spent playing video games from my head, I wouldn't notice. It's just dead gray matter that'll never be accessed again.
I've also spent a lot of time playing video games, I don't really regret it though. I also spend a lot of time reading and learning about new things. I'm too autistic to socialize with people anyway. Whenever I try to socialize more I end up doing something stupid and making a fool out of myself. I haven't talked to any of friends from high school for years, except for one. I log on to Facebook every now and then to see what people are up to, but I never post anything or message anyone.
I only bought NV in 2013 and even that feels ages ago. Completely worth it though, the best video game I've ever played.
>>36586510
I'm playing that as we speak fellow robotnik!
>tfw you get so horny you contemplate trying fakku.dating
>>36586452
>fakku.dating
Tell me more.
how much you get paid to shill
what the fuck is this degeneracysounds neat
"Just go outside!", says Chad, from the comfort of his studio apartment on Hollywood Blvd in sunny Los Angeles. "Just going outside for a walk can clear your mind and boost your mood. It works for me!"
Meanwhile in Shitsville, USA, Anon's home town, it's another rainy, damp, cold, windy, foggy day.
>>36586451
>Anon's home town, it's another rainy, damp, cold, windy, foggy day.- 0 post shown.
those are comfy though
>>36586451
>rainy, damp, cold, windy, foggy day
comfy as fuck, go for a walk and meditate bro
>>36586451
The "Chad" character that has been created by this site is just what extremely socially awkward narcissistic betas use to excuse their shitty personalities
>tfw just want to live in a big city like Tokyo or New York and roam the streets every day. Maybe have a little shop somewhere that my gf would work in and I would manage, with some stupid hipster exotic good or something so that I'm finally part of society in some way.
Why is my dream so unachievable, /r9k/? Except for the gf part obviously.
Where would you live if you could, and how?
I'm getting way too old to even have dreams anymore, there's nothing in my life anymore. I wish I could just up and go somewhere else and be someone else.
Please help.
>>36586275
I wanna live in vancover
>>36586275
Get a gob, move to said city.First step done.
>>36586275
just do it anon
it isn't nearly unnattainable
Let's settle this once and for all, /r9k/.
How do you get a gf? What does a girl want in a guy?
Some say you have to be mean to her, while some say you have to be nice to her.
Some also say you have to be funny and make the girl laugh, while some say you just have to be attractive.
What is it really? How can a person like us, unattractive and have probably below-average social skills, get a girlfriend? What's the secret formula, /r9k/?
>>36586272
Be attractive
/thread
>>36586272
How do you get a gf?
>Talk to gf
>Have things in common
>Ask her out
>???
>Profit
What does a girl want in a guy?
>What do you want in a girl? Someone enjoyable to spend time with and pleasing to look at. Being able to make her laugh contributes to the "enjoyable to spend time around" factor. There is ultimately no secret formula. What I've described is a normal girl (normal here meaning not corrupt of moral and/or mental character). Some girls will want a man who has money, others will be swayed by good looks. These are not girls you should pursue for a number of reasons, but chiefly among those reasons is the fact that they will almost certainly not find you viable as a potential mate and are more likely than that to attempt to use you in some other, less pleasant manner.
>>36586272
You autists act like all girls are the same. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES. some just want a handsome and sexy guy, while some want a guy that makes her laugh and happy all the time. It all depends on the woman you want, OP.