Sorry for being a normalshit, but wife has left it up to me what to name my daughter, but I'm not creative. What's a good name for her?
>>39122171
Name her "Tapioca" if you're black. Or if she's mixed
>>39122171
>What's a good name for her?
Valeria
Name her Stacy conga
>tfw having a sperg freakout
this happen to anyone else?
just running around the house making gibberish noises and flailing around
You sound like you should be on Tumblr
>>39121834
I did this at my friends house once.
Thought we were the only ones there.
Turns out his mom was home.
>see an awkward scene in a movie/tv show
>start grunting like a sasquatch
>call my mom using a caveman voice so she'll calm me down
How does one get into catfishing dudes online so that they can give you free games on steam?
>>39121633
Anime profile covered in hearts, Steam Artwork full of snapchat filter shit
How do I get someone to buy me console games? Im a boy..
>>39121751
Post picture of your boy butt and I'll get you a console game
Robots, do you think it would feel nice to kiss and cuddle a bear/cub?
t.Gaynon
He's cute as fuark who is he?
fuck no
twinks only
personal opinion
>>39121610
Yes it would be. You either get to cuddle a nice soft guy or get held in their beefy arms.
Quit being a pussy and get some fat dick or thick ass.
How y'all doing, anons? You're likely already moved in or will be moving in soon enough. Excited? Scared? Feel free to talk about anything and everything university/college related here!
Just found out what books I need in the two classes that'll actually call for books. If I need the exact editions (one is custom) then it'll be at least $233. Hopefully old editions are ok (or I just won't need a book at all) since I have PDFs of all the previous editions for one I can get for $15.
Books suck.
>>39121382
Monday after next is when I go back.
I've only got a couple semesters to go but it's rough going, has been for a while now.
I gave up making friends with roommates and live alone now.
Also have no friends in town so I get progressively more depressed as the semester drags on and gets more difficult.
Gonna try and make use of the counseling center this time around and see what comes of that.
Wish I could get a part time job and make friends through it but nobody will hire me.
>>39121382
I keep forgetting words. I got pdfs for all previous editions EXCEPT one that I can get for $15. MyAnonamouse, B-OK, and the rest of that google search don't have new editions despite all of them being on Kindle.
Idk if itll help but I wish I had gotten involved in social clubs/sport as a way to meet people so maybe look into that and/or talking to people in tutorials. In my second semester now and its going alright but my course is boring as shit. Looking to move to another city and study a different course which I am pretty excited about. Any advice for doing a full restart (living alone, new people, new job, new city)? If yous have questions about uni lemme know and Ill try answer.
Wow imagine being fat and lonely, what a combo!
http://nypost.com/2017/08/07/being-single-will-kill-you-faster-than-obesity-study-says/?utm_content=inf_191_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_bd1d1f2082c511e7a25233ff5ad8dbb3
>>39121379
I can kill myself even faster
>>39121379
I am alone but not lonely
>>39121379
Also, being underweight is more dangerous than being overweight.
Cringy stories thread. I'll start. This happened just some minutes ago
>Be me
>meet qt3.14 at Subway
>talk with her when I'm eating there
>we get along fine, I helped her put stuff in her car once
>fast forward to graduation ceremony of 2017
>see her there and realise she is the subway girl
>go to subway a few days later and laugh and talk about how we went to high school together but didn't realise till graduation day
>go visit her regularly
>stopped going because work and a sudden out of state trip came up
>don't see her for weeks
>finally came back last night
>she wasn't there
>asked her co-worker if she was there
>start telling co-worker how I come to visit her and stuff
>says she will be here tomorrow (which was tonight)
>go to subway again
>see same co-worker and girl I wanna see
>as soon as I am about to enter co-worker tell girl something
>girl I wanna see makes this face that says "Oh no it is him"
>girl goes to back of kitchen as soon as I open the door
>stay inside for a little while to see if she will come back out
>she doesn't
>I leave after a while
>start driving home but decide to come back to the subway parking lot
>see that my desired girl is out from the kitchen and sweeping the floor
>Mfw I got ignored and rejected by a girl that actually talked to me for at least a bit
I belong on 4chan for all eternity.
>>39121313
Oh shit. That's rough m'dude. You doing alright?
Middle school fucking counts
>be me
>7th grade
>BetaBoy
>Stupid enough to take dares
>cute 7/10 I'd asked out 30 times over the years
>always no, but we're still friends at this point
>walking back from lunch as a class
>close friend dares me to run up to her and ask her out in front of everybody
>let the tardism commence
>fat fuck dead sprinting up to the front of the line
>carrying every paper I've ever owned in my shitty folder
>get to the front
>scream "hey ____ will you go out with me"
>rug under me lifts up
>fall in slow motion as I watch my future collapse
>papers fucking launch mach 7 out of my flab-arms, scatter everywhere
>everyone in the grade sees
>her friend escorts her far, far away from me
>am still virgin
>>39121730
Another great one
>6th grade
>two elementary schools combine to one middle school
>new babe scene, spot chubby girl who's in a few of my classes
>ask her out
>she says yes
>too beta to ever talk to her, but am in love with her anyways
>she breaks up because I never talk
>say I'll change, she takes me back, same thing happens again
>this girl becomes my oneitis for the remainder of school, until senior year
>have to have her back
>grab out my handy DSi
>record video of me asking for one more chance
>hit 10 minute limit of me pouring my soul
>don't have her contact info, but have her friends
>upload the video and ask her friend to send her the link
>friend spreads it around school
>still get shit for it to this day
>girl got really hot and started hitting on me freshman year, gave me drawing notebooks
>I drew in the everyday until they were full, mostly cringy minecraft shit
>I wasn't ready to take her back
>when I was, she had moved on
>still chased her because I felt like she and I could have a legitimate future
>marriage, family, all that shit
>she got creeped out and blocked me on all social media
>never spoke to me until start of junior year
>we become close friends again but it doesn't last long
>I still hold onto hope
>she announces she's moving to Florida
>has a going away party, I couldn't make it, but give her a present afterwards
>the full notebooks, as a way to remember me and how I used to be, cute thing to look back on
>she never said anything about it
>stopped inviting me to her parties
>stopped talking to me
>she's a bitch but I'm gonna miss seeing her so fucking much when she's gone
And why is the answer to preserve the fragile male ego ?
https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2015/12/30/why-dont-men-kick-each-other-in-the-balls/
>>39121299
Brought to you by Liberalism!
Does anyone seriously believe this ideology has any longevity? It's one giant house of cards. The only reason why it still exists at all is because a few thousand billionaires prop it up.
Answer: because those are competitive sports and they ban certain moves in order to not make every match be about who hits the balls first.
In a real life situation where you're in an actual fight hitting the balls is a smart move.
>>39121299
Cowards way out. Also everyone to the left of the center needs to be put in labor camps
Black girls can't compete with mixed girls like this. Stay in your lane bitches.
>>39121229
I like both, sexy dark skin women have a certain smell that triggers my primal instincts desu
>>39121243
Black women fuckin reek dude, white women smell the best followed by mixed girls
>>39121229
Why must you continuously make these threads?
>tfw you're tired of life but can't bring yourself to actually end it
Just go through the motions for now, things will get better eventually, even if it seems like they won't.
Are you commiting suicide in places youll be found and in less then lethal ways or are you driving into the desert with a shotgun?
>>39121146
I've been doing that my whole life; I can't keep it up forever. I'm just biding my time until the suffering makes it unbearable enough to push me to actually commit sudoku.
Come watch some comfy horror shows and movies with us. I can add things upon request too.
Cytu dot be /r/ sleepsnug
pretty comfy stream guys. Get in here!
>>39121062
Playin' some Twilight Zone. Come on in!
G O O S E B U M P S
playing now so get in here
FUCK I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT
I AM COMPROMISED
SHIT.
>Be me
>learn piano
>Autistically play the NNKX dream theme
>Only fucking piece i attempt other than Fur Elise
>Manage to play it bretty gud after some time
>Family asks what the fuck i am playing
>Dont tell them anything other than "Tutorials"
>Be playing at midnight again
>feels gud senpai
>Next morning
>Everyone is staring at me
>Roastie sister breaks silence by calling me a "Otaku"
>Panic
>Turns out the bitch had Shazamed my playing
>Found out about the weeb shit
>Spits into the fucking breakfast table and tells me to lick it
>Panic and run autistically flaling into my room
>Lock the door with all the furniture i have
>Type this
FUCK WHAT DO I DO
>>39121057
Only one course of action to set your sister straight
>>39121057
sneak out the window lock all your house doors from the outside and light it on fire
>>39121269
My house has steel frames covering every window, escape isnt possible.
>>39121192
That twat is getting some punishment i assure you
Hello anons, I am looking for a boyfriend and was hoping maybe one of you could oblige. Here are my qualities
>20
>not a trap
>hhkv
>long brown hair, pale, people think I'm 14-15 but slightly too tall to pull off loli look
>not sure of my attractiveness level but probably not that great
>pretty feminine I think
>can cook and bake some things, working on improving
>like anime and weeaboo stuff
>don't play vidya that much but willing to play with you
>I'm not good at it but I like to make things, I will draw you shitty presents sometimes
>kinda centrist/don't care about politics but at least not an sjw so that's probably good
>if I fall in love with you and we become a couple I will always be loyal, even if you get sick of me and dump me I will remain celibate and love you for the rest of my life
Here are bad things:
>I'm kind of stupid
>bad at being organized
>lazy and procrastinate
>I cry way too easily
There are probably lots of other things to say but this is all I can think of.
>>39120962
>>>/soc/
This is for big boys only
is this a joke?
am i being le trolled xd
>>39120982
/soc/ is scary and just full of guys whoring their nudes out. I think people here would be nicer.
>>39120990
It's not a joke
>tfw full jew
How's the air quality over there?
>>39120831
I too know this feel, fellow jewbot...
>>39120831
Don't feel too bad Anon, Agatha is that kind of Jew if I remember correctly. Just don't act like a Jew, you'll be fine.
Do Asian males also have hair on their feet?
This is a serious inquiry.
For fuck's sake, aren't all Asians robot by default? Can't one of you answer a simple question. Please.
asians are like hairless aquatic humans
It's weird they even have pubes or head hair