If you can't see that modern society is a sick and disgusting thing then you're probably retarded.
Jesus christ lads how did it get so bad?
The internet was invented.
It's better than the alternative.
It has its good and bad.
If you stop focusing so much on yourself and other people and focus on things and ideas, it comes a lot brighter. If you're lucky enough to live in a first world country, you probably have access to many different possibilities to buy some land of your own.
how do I get over the fact my bf has a small dick? I have been dating him for 7 months and he's my first boyfriend but I can't help but feel a vibrator is better. He's 6 inches and he acts awkward during sex, making me have to lead him the entire time. It's a turn-off please give me advice.
People might say sex isn't everything, but without sex he might as well just be a friend. I want my 7 months back.
>>38321847
Why the fuck are you telling us tell him
Have you tried talking to him about it? Generally if you want someone to change how they're doing things, you have to tell them first.
>>38321847
Make yourself sexier for him and he will attack the pussy. If he hasn't told you what he's into then it's his fault, but if you know what he likes and you're not doing it, that's what you get.
Anyone have any fast food experience stories
I'll start with a beta version
>order a big Mac meal via the drive through
>get given a sprite instead of a coke
>drive off any accept it as I don't want to hold up the line and potentially get in a fight with someone behind me
I'm too nervous to use the drive though so I go inside only when it's early in the morning and a bring a printed out menu and circle what I want.
>Jack in the Box
>go there on some weekday night
>new roastie working there comes to take my order
>9:03 pm
>order a Munchie Meal
For those of you who don't know, JitB Munchie Meal comes with 2 tacos, mix of curly and regular fries, a sandwich, and a drink. $8 normally, but drops to $6 after 9pm
>rings my meal up for $8 price
>"uhhh d-do you know what time it is?"
>"yes sir, it's 9:03 pm"
>"th-then shouldn't my munchie meal be $6?"
>"oh, no sir. Munchie meals start after 9pm, as in after the 9th hour, so like when there isn't a 9 in the time, so 10pm."
>wat
>leave and go home without saying or eating anything
Fucking roasties
>>38322033
Kek. Good idea though. Can always just pretend your deaf
>fell in love with a girl 200 km far I met playing League of Legends
What to do, guys?
Go full retard, don't be stuck wondering what if
>>38321720
fell in love with someone who lives in another continent, i catfished her ;_;
>>38321747
>le full retard
Kys desu op. Online relationships arent relationships. You might as well be talking to men. Its practically the same thing.
I'm a robot who met a chick online and lost my virginity to her. She was a freak and let me play out all my fantasies but in the end the experience was underwhelming. I didn't even feel good about it afterwards. I truly wish I had waited and did it with someone I cared about. I have zero interest in sex now.
Wait my fellow robots.
>>38321718
>Sex isn't that great
Prepare yourself for that incoming cuckhold fetish
>>38321718
you're not automatically a virgin if you're a robot, has shitposting warped your view
Cyborg here, don't believe op. Sex is really fucking great and it helps when you aren't cut from the jews.
>told my best female friend we should try a remote vibrator
>mfw she says it would be really fun and agrees
Will i regret using a sex toy with a friend?
Not if you use it right. Do you want to fuck her or no?
>>38321670
>remote vibrator
what? are you gonna use it on her while she's in one room and you're in the other?
>>38321844
We are going to do challenges or something like that. Of course i would like to fuck her as long as it doesnt ruin our friendship
Why do you all hate tattoos so much?
Honestly being a character artist they aren't that big of a deal to me; many artistic people have tats.
They honestly never my thing, but why is there such a huge obversion to tats here?
>>38321540
I hate tattoos as much as I hate graffiti there. It ruins the beauty of the natural body and everyone seems to need a tat like it makes you worth something. I mean seriously a "tramp" stamp like come on.
Because they are universally ugly and also an obvious red flag for personality.
>>38321610
whaddya mean animoose?
Red flag wise?
What do you do when you're sitting near attractive girl and you have the urge to fart? Serious replies pls. I have always been wondering this.
I don't fart.
>>38321463
Just do it
Be alpha AF
>>38321463
Just simply get a buttplug
>starving myself for the 7th day
>finally look skinnier in the mirror
I think I'm gonna make it this time, bros.
i can never make it and pig out
im like a drug addict
You are aware that starving yourself doesnt work right? Your body starts storing everything to prevent starvation and if you start eating again you body will still store everything because it assumes it won't get food for a while.
This is why people become anorexic.
>>38321491
>I'm so special basic laws of physics don't apply on me
this is why you will never make it
"We are starting a band, Anon what do you play?"
I don't listen to music, I have a job.
I play bass, but I'd hate to replace Geezer.
I will never be the singer in a pop-punk band, who dances around and flails around and does flips. I will forever be a fucking neet loser. I can play guitar, drums, and piano, but I just wanna sing badly and dance.
I catched my cute coworker looking at me, she quickly blushed and turned away
She
Wants
It
>>38321423
Talk to her anon!
play with her penis, man
>pet own hair.
>take off socks at night
>brush teeth before breakfast
>get angry in the middle of the night for no reason and can't sleep.
>stress out on holidays.
>fantastize and argue with imaginary people in the shower.
>spin in computer chair while listening to music.
>>38321395
>pull my hair out
>buy books off of amazon and never read them
>play the same video games over and over again
>clean my ears with a bobby pin
>have a hard time making phone calls
>>38321395
>spin in computer chair while listening to music
Spinning is a legit sign of the autismo.
>finger comb my hair for around 30 minute intervals trying to get it to stay down
>imagine arguments where i BTFO people i hate
>when by myself sometimes make an odd fake/sarcastic laughing noise when something happens in a game
>all those ''''depressed'''' girls on twitter with a chad boyfriend, a social life and a nice life
'''depressed''' girls should be jailed
>tfw depressed because i havent had sex in 3 days
:-(
It should be legal harm someone who glorifys illnesses like that
I really want to harm someone
I want to also harm trannys and faggots
>>38321528
Follow your dreams my wayward friendo
My loneliness hurts so much /r9k/, all I've wanted every day since I was 13 was a girlfriend and every day I've felt my chest hurt from the loneliness. It never stops, I feel sick. So many years my biggest fantasy was merely a girl as a friend but not even that. I never felt so much as a girls hand, or even been in the presence of a girl who wanted to be near me. It will never get better
Your thread deserves a reply at least. All I can say is I used to know that feel. I don't know how old you are, but I'm 25 now and the pain just kind of died out on its own after awhile. You learn to be okay with being alone forever
>>38322703
This is part of becoming a robot actually.
>>38321344
>>38322703
Pretty much. After a while you just become numb, and accept it. You're not the first person that will likely die lonely and you won't be the last.
Ok, a lot of people here own a facebook profile and everybody has differet reasons to have one (memes, stalking, watching how happy everybody is without you, etc.)
So, why dont we just add each other on facebook? we are lonely people and we are allwasy claiming that we gonna die alone
i think adding each other on facebook it's a good idea
ofc don't use the information to troll that person
Imma fall for the meme, add me on whatsapp, the only thing i have.
+523121040429
>>38321401
good idea, kik and whatsapp users are welcome
>lol guys let's trade Facebook!!
I'm not on /soc/, faggot!