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Got knuckle deep in my cousin's pussy today can't stop sniffing my fingers.
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why does my pee pee tingle when I see bigger pee pees?
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>What percentage of robots are pedophiles?

I'd say at least 70%
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>>38511413
it is more the question of all mankind and the percentage is probably in the neighborhood of 100%
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>>38511413
woah pedo this isnt /b/
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>>38511413
>I'd say at least 70%

Not even close you sick fuck

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>yo anon you just gotta be yo' self mane
>go talk to her fool
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>work at suicide hotline
>laughed at a roastie who was suicidal because a guy rejected her
>she started bawling as I laughed and I told her to grow up
>she hanged up on me
>mfw she called again and I was the one to answer
>I disguise my voice to sound like someone else
>she opens up all over again (takes 10 minutes)
>then I start laughing again revealing my normal voice
>she screams in the phone as I continue laughing
>she hangs up and I get fired

worth it, they didn't even pay me anyway.
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>>38399774
how the fuck do i get your job

do i need a BA in like counseling or can i just apply?
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>>38399786
It's volunteer, I didn't get paid anon. They even let children work at suicide hotlines

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>tfw no yugoslav bf
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>former coworker said she's leaving the province next week
>She told me before she told her layabout other half

What did she mean by that.
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>>38399696
It means she's leaving the province next week.
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>>38399806
Tfw it wont mean more
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>>38399696
>former coworker said she's leaving the province next week
>she told me before I finished my cup of joe

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Why do people pretend women have "freedom of choice"? Everything they do is a result of kike brainwashing.
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fuck you for not making me commit suicide aya
i fucking hate you
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>>38399653
Who's Suicide Aya?

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Simple question, what is preventing you bastards from killing yourselves? For me, it's vast amounts of weed and internet porn, and a slight glimpse of hope for the future. Mostly porn and weed though.
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>>38399595
The fact that I have way too much to care about. The fact that I own a WWII-era helmet, a laptop with a few vidyas on it, and I have multiple alts on a roleplay chat room site. If i didn't have those, I'd off myself on the spot.
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>>38399726
I should invest in a WWII era helmet

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how do I ask out a coworker without my other coworkers being close and making it awkward

also without it being awkward in general

I haven't asked out a girl IRL in 4 years
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come on /r9k/ i don't know who else to ask
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Good question lol

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It's just gonna be the same shit today
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Are wight boys finally taking their women back from the colored meme boyz?
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>Mom said I have 3 months to find a job and move out and after that she's kicking me out even if I'll be homeless
>Cry and beg literally on my knees asking her to let me stay for another year
>She says no
>Go into my room and slam the door
>She yells at me and says she's reducing my time to two months
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. I only have 2 months and I have no qualifications. I fucking hate my mom, she would let her own son be homeless because I'm inconveniencing her
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bro how old are you?
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>>38511411
Go get a fucking job you faggot
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>>38511419
I'm 29 years old but that doesn't matter, I have no qualifications and she fucking knows I won't be able to find a job but she doesn't care and is letting me be homeless because she doesn't want to deal with me

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Fall for girl who is a lesbian. Think she actually likes me for a little bit. She starts dating a girl I know. This girl texts me just to tell me she loves my crush and they have been hooking up regularly for weeks. I got cucked by a girl. How should I kill myself?
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>>38399457
Fall for your crushes friend instead
[Spoiler]worked for me[/spoiler]
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You've got to get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON...weed! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! That's the best way!
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>>38399513
What's worse is I told everyone I know except one person that my crush and I are a couple. I am certifiably retarded. But I like this idea I'll try it.

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