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>>38694736
Give her the money next paycheck? If she's going to throw your ass out over $50 you're better off on your own.

>>38694736
I'm 20 and in a similar, but worse situation. I didn't fail cause of programming, I love programming. I got kicked out for fighting. Basically homeless now, will be actually homeless on August 1st. Hang in there, anon. Life is about adversity, you can't give up this early

>>38694736
>he goes to a school where 1 semester only costs 1.5k
Enroll back, get a loan if necessary, find a major that suits your talents better, get new job in the meantime. If you're enrolled in school and working towards a degree it isn't that hard to find work that isn't subhuman slave tier.
Get creative. If you're having a hard time finding conventional work, try enterpreneurfagging. Sell shit on ebay. Look for odd jobs on craigslist or elsewhere online, then use that experience to pad the fuck out of your resume.

>>38694656
I want to what makes you happy and what makes you sad

Kill yourself and never post here again.

>>38694656
kill her and then kill yourself and stream the whole thing on YT

>>38694621

It usually means you weren't as interesting as they thought you'd be and can't be fucked to keep even cordial levels of interactions with you

gimme your discord

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>>38694621
You added me didn't you? I'm too socially retarded to function on a normal basis :(

>>38694604
>programmer
>journalist
>novelist
>tutor
>web designer
>entrepreneur
>etc

Pick your poison. I guess if you're a degenerate you can just be some kind of telemarketing fag or pornstar, or just get neetbux

>>38694604
Get a military injury or give yourself brain trauma. Assuming you aren't already able to get disablility.

>>38694604
whatever you do dont work at hospitality
>understaffed 90% of the time
>rude impatient people everywhere
>no weekend ever

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Thought so, you fucking retards can't even fight the fags fuck is wrong with you all.

>>38694539
Still over run. They had 11 threads at the same time yesterday.

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>>38694781
Jesus Christ.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38694529
there is a Chinese study that confirms it, I don't have the link. After day 7 your testosterone sits at slightly below-average levels basically forever, until you reset it. So the optimal thing to do is just do it 1-2 times a week on the same days.

I did no fap for 45 days (exactly) once. I don't even remember how it affected my sex drive sorry, but I'll tell you it hardly helped my confidence or anything. I think it's mostly just placebo, all the sperm=sexual power is bro science.

>>38694763
I'm just looking for a way to kill my sex drive forever.

>>38694516

Is this some weak ass bait or what?

English major here, we don't do any of that shit. Maybe at like Oxford or the Ivy Leagues, but at your typical state school it's just reading a few classics/more modern stuff and writing bullshit papers on them.

I haven't learned a damn thing in the time I've been doing this, but I suppose the blame there lies more on myself for not making the most of the available resources

>>38694630

Nope actual cs student here

then what do you do ?

also job options and favorite book ?

>studied history because I was clearly too stupid for anything else
>turns out I'm too stupid for this too
Wew

>>38694512
i genuinely think i am going to kill myself

just think
i am hoping to be like 6cm more tall, then maybe i will not

>>38694554
Same, it seems inevitable and I'm not too bothered by it. If i'm clinically depressed now in the "prime" of my life, what chance do i have later on? When I'm a lonely middle aged man. To die by my own hand doesn't seem like a bad way to go.

Not a matter of how but when. Same as last two posters.

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My mango I love me soms kokanee and will be pounding a case back after I work out and go home.

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>>38694510
tfw drink and waste away

Drinking is definitely in the plan tonight, boys.

I'm waiting to see if a buddy will call me too.

Also, I may play some stardew valley once I've got my buzz on.

Yuengling lager ftw, but I do also appreciate a Kokanee.

I shot my sister in the leg with a bow and arrow one time.

It was a blunted training arrow but shit left a golf ball sized purple welt on her leg for a while.

>>38694706
That isn't cute, anon.

>>38694831
I let her cuddle and sleep with me afters to ease the pain while she was trying to sleep, in her cutest panties of course

>>38694442
Bump, only because I genuinely want to discuss this topic with other robots.

>>38694442
>trade places atom for atom
>would behave the same way
Of course. No one is denying that, and Sam Harris has never used such a retarded argument.

>>38694833
It directly opposes the possibility of free will

It's not really your fault, your people just have a tendency to be niggers in behavior.

that's because black people are always expected to act a certain way man

No we didn't expect you to be niggers on an anonymous website. The nigger inside you just came out naturally.

There is plenty of land that is entirely uncharted. It's all at the bottom of the ocean. Make it your life's purpose to get there

>>38694400

I want to see the sun, not the bottom of the ocean.

Apparently there's a big chunk of western Tibet that's completely empty.

>>38694340
watch it get removed/banned for """encouraging misogyny"""

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>Sex robot prostitutes
Hold up. Why would you not just save the money you would spend on visiting the thing, and use it to buy one outright?

>>38694404
It's probably much cheaper to pay for the thing for the night than to save up and buy your own.

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I thought it was just me.
What even is this? Why does it happen?

>>38694325
It means you are heterosexual
Hard to believe, i know

>>38694304
>>38694325
It's natural to pop a boner sometimes while cuddling. Your girl and you shouldn't mind it. It's just the body's reaction to intimate physical contact. They come and go.