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>>38858547
Never cus muh herbal remedies

-magnesium supplements, organic type. Take daily

-fiberous foods on the regular

-fruits n such

-licorice tea

-a bunch of other shit figure it out fag

Fap less. More fiber. Poop at least once every two days.

>>38858547
>That pic
I only remember the milk one, I didn't know there was more.

>>38858516
>I need to worship, eat out, plow raw and breed a dickgirl's delicious shithole.
then do it

just become one yourself

>>38858516
Me too anon what are we to do

feminists will probably make it illegal, they are already saying men flirting with AI is like rape,

I haven't watched that movie but imagine buying an AI and then being cucked by it.

i loved the atmosphere of this movie, i can't quite put a word on it though

it's comfy

>gets strep throat once

>>38858474
my upper right back feels a tightness and slight pain when i breath in. has been like this for almost a month

press F to pay respects

>>38858535
Go get it checked out dumb dumb

>>38858416
All drugs generally come from some sort of plant originally anyways. Something being natural doesn't necessarily mean it's good for you.

Amphetamines are fucked up anyways, it's a shit tier drug that will ruin your body.

>>38858416
>dietary supplement

OTC? Can I get it at Wal-Mart? How strong is it?

Provide 3 answers I want to hear and you may have just solved a major problem for me Anon

>>38858750
I purchased it online but I think you can get it over the counter. I don't know I'm not American. it's like really strong coffee or a mild amphetamine without the dirtiness. It's the precursor to natural dopamine in the brain. Just a nice clean clear headed feeling and focus.

put it through your dick hole and anus and compare

>>38858386
Throw it out and remember to not waste your money on stupid shit like that in the future.

snort it out of a hookers asshole

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Sorry, I'm not into sniffing. Now I'm waiting for someone to judge me.

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>>38858354
Just double checked OP's post because I'm a tired piece of shit. I'm also not into licking.

>>38858216
wouldn't she purify your blood into water if you came into close contact? I'm not gonna take that risk

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>For tomorrow we shall die.
I hope so.

>>38858278
Yeah, I hope so too, anon. People always say "any day could be your last" and I'm just here tapping my foot impatiently. I should probably step out of my room more often, I guess.

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skal!

>>38858176
it's always beautiful to see a nigger degraded

>>38858221
jizz sure is vile, my man

>>38858176
With a bullet her head would be more erotic.

>>38858173
I like how she went from hick to nigger banger

It's triggering because Taylor Swift is the purest white you can get, her bloodline turning into a mudline would be the greatest waste of all time, the white race would be diminished

>>38858229
>I like how she went from hick to nigger banger

Who do you think is even fucking niggers if not for low-class, ugly, uneducated women?

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>>38858171
>watching rom-com and coming of age animes right now
I can't stop hurting myself

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>>38858171
>You will never have a qt anime girl that have a crush on you.
>Will never be on a romantic dilemma (nisekoi style)
Why live

>>38858231
this, when twitch did the crunchyroll marathon i saw an episode of reLIFE since i wanted to see if i like anime and it honestly just tore my heart out to see the purity and amazingness of everything that i missed in youthful love/friendship in high school and will never get to experience played out in front of me in such a perfect way.

i fear it but id love to just not wake up

with guns they say in the mouth but if you aim too low what happens? and people will come running quickly and if ypu survive youll probably eat in a tube and be blind. why cant we just fade away and dissapear peacefully?

and even though id like to die i feel like it would be easy to flinch and not die

>>38858209
I would say you train your finger to pull a trigger rapidly and go through that motion. With any luck you can get a second or third pull in.

But don't do it pls. I'm researching ways to get brain cancer but that may take awhile to kill me.

>>38858247
dont worry i wont because ive thought about it for years now and think about it daily and havent done shit.

my mom knows a guy who shot himself but is a vegetable and when i metioned him she just said "idiot." in a rude tone and even though i dont know him it hurts to hear stuff like that

how can i get brain cancer? i smoke some cigs everyday and maybe that cpuld eventually lead to a heart attack but i really doubt it

Sounds like you need a hobby. Besides, if you aren't depressed is there a reason to die? Might as well just see what happens

>>38858062
yeah i fear dying in a hospital and just hate how even if you get fucked up in anaccident doctors try to keep you alive

>>38858089
It sucks euthinasia isn't a thing in most countries, would save people living for the sake of it

>>38858012
Suicide is really gay. The more emotional pain you go through the bigger your emotional cock will be. Don't you want to live to force normies to suck that emotional dick?

>>38858012
so you get the suffering you deserve

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>>38858012
Because you have cute abu pics you need to share with the world, friend.

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When my supermarket chain was bought out by another,I worked 16 days in a row at times to help with the transition. Made good money,and watched it get sucked into a higher tax bracket. So I know your pain. Try to sleep slghtly less if you can,and use that time as YOUR time, even if it's only a half hour. It will give you an anchor in sanity. Godspeed,Anon.

>>38857994

You could always tell him no

>>38857994
At least you are making lots of money.