Dad and his girlfriend arguing again
>your slacker-ass son
>my kids who are actually polite and sociable
>well why didn't he fucking [unintelligible]
I can't fucking stand it
>>38446007
>not having a stable family
top lel
>>38446007
isn't it great that you're the reason your dad's gonna be single again?
You're not only ruining your own life, but you're dragging your father down with you, you piece of shit. What are you gonna do about it?
>>38446086
All I fucking do is simply exist, I don't do anything to her. I just got out of a summer class 3 weeks ago and I was at my mom's for one of those weeks since then. Next semester starts up soon and I'm living with him because his house is close to the school. I'm not a NEET. She's just fucking autistic.
>tfw feeling urges to make love with other guys and let them stick their cocks in my ass
>>38445897
There is literally nothing wrong with putting cocks in your ass
>>38445897
That's mean anon. All they wanted was to fuck chickens and wake you up at 5 AM.
>>38445897
It's really safe and familiar, if you're both confused frustrated virgins. You can't get a boipucci pregnant.
What if you love a boy and end up being together forever?
do you think you annoy others too much?
Quite the opposite, people pretend I don't exist.
WE GOTTA FIND THE PRINCESS
>>38445684
I found the princess!
AND YOU GO TO HELL
>>38445804
No, thats her sister with downs.
When did you realize men are better at being women than woman are?
>>38445594
>When did you realize men are better at being women than woman are?
which is the reason I'm gay
If you want it to be true enough maybe it will be one day.
Nobody likes me and I'm 23. It's just my age right?
>>38445580
blink182 is shit
>>38445580
No, it's actually you.
>>38445800
I don't like any of there songs really but I am 23 and I do still act like a teenager.
>>38445837
Liar when I turn 24 everyone will like me.
>2007
>year of the iPhone
>year of Big Bang Theory
>year of Tumblr
>year of the financial crisis/Great Recession
>year of Obamamania
>year of NSA's Prism program
>year of the Marvel Cinematic Universe being announced
>year of Out of Jimmy's Head
>year of Games for Windows Live
>year of Autotune
>year of Lil wayne
How can one measly year ruin everything so much?
I can't wait to see which year from this decade people will post about in the future. My guess is 2016, but who knows!
>>38445582
2016 definitely, the world went crazy that year, in an interesting way
WHEN LOGIC AND PROPORTION HAVE FALLEN SLOPPY HEAD
AND THE WHITE KNIGHT IS TALKING BACKWARDS
AND THE RED QUEEN IS OFF WITH HER HEAD
REMEMBER
WHAT THE DORNMOUSE SAID
FEED YOUR HEAD
FEED YOUR HEAD
F E E D Y O U R H E A D
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Kill Yourself Like Nigga Escape Your Mortal Bonds
>>38445508
go fuck yourself, Tyler, you literal faggot
>>38445508
I'll not be laughed at by the most overrated rapper since Jay Z.
>>38445590
no one cares about him irl except skaters or fat weebs
Does anyone here do kratom?
Is it worth the money? I bought 250g for $25. Still waiting on it.
>>38445495
I have no idea what kratom is but the picture made me laugh so here's a (you)
>>38445495
If you're a seasoned junkie you'll be disappointed but if not you'll probably be pleasantly surprised
It's not bad. Tastes like shit. Enjoy
I had a dumb idea. What if we made some sort of universal badge/symbol we could wear that would signal to the world that we were incredibly lonely and all human interaction is welcome? But at the same time signal that we are, in fact, social awkward and that conversation maybe a bit stilted.
Obviously we'd need to separate this from /r9k/ lest people associate shit to come from this board.
>>38445478
>and all human interaction is welcome
yeah, no raping and mugging and shit isnt welcome.
>>38445478
Frick off with the narwhals and the bacon, no thank you.
>>38445478
We don't need flags, we carry ourselves in a way that purveys it.
>falling for my friends ex
>she had a kid
>she's the only source of consistent happiness in my life
Every girl that I fall for is unavailable. I should have become a monk
>can't tell if my actions are selfless or selfish
>can't tell if my actions are brave or cowardly
>can't tell if i am taking steps forward or backwards
>feel if I give up I am a quitter and if continue I am stubborn
>feel if I listen to others I am guliable and if I don't I'm close-minded
>afraid all the time and feel nothing but guilt and shame
What is this feel?
>>38445440
Self-awareness.introspection brings you closer to true enlightenment
>>38445440
you're high, get off all screens and addictive substances
>>38445440
This is the feel where you realize reality is determinable by the onlooker, so make some choices, OP.
>tfw to retarded too be a cashier even after 3 weeks
being a brainlet is the worst feels brobots
Explain how you're to dumb to do the easiest job ever
>>38445425
yes, i need an explanation as well.
i'm severely retarded and i can operate those things as well as an orange
>>38445541
Not op but i couldnt do it either, they switched me back to bagging groceries.
Its comfy and literally the only job im able to do.
Guess i know my place in this world.
Is there actually systemic racism or do black people have a victim complex in the united states?
>>38445424
how is this even in question? Just look at places where blacks are in control, like Africa, Detroit or Baltimore.