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>>35814160
you give off beta waves. women and stronger males can sense them.

>>35814182
what are beta waves and how can I stop them

it's a mixture of physical size, attractiveness, demeanor, confidence, body language, tone of voice, eagerness for approval, etc.

>>35814138
I have air fresheners.

>>35814138
>ii
Are you reposting this thread? Pathetic.

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>>35814215
n-no
I didn't think anyone would notice
I slip that into random spots in my posts to avoid the filter

>>35814094
how autistic do you have to be to give a shit about what someone else is wearing?

>>35814325
PUT SOME PANTS ON YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR NASTY ROAST BEEF LOOKIN PUSSY

>>35814325

To be fair normies are 10x worst at doing this.

>>35814050

same here bro. it's figuring out where to start that's hard.

>>35814050

>start feeling this same way
>go to volunteer at churches, st vincent de pauls, goodwill
>lol sorry we have too many volunteers

How the fuck can you have TOO MANY VOLUNTEERS? Plus they're all old people, you'd think they'd want free physical labor from a reasonably fit 30 year old man. Fuck being meaningful too I guess. There truly is no hope.

>>35814222
Got back to your old ways or you still trying to get out of it?
>>35814085
Imma start by doing things that doesn't involve looking at a screen

>>35813977
qts cannot be fembots

>just want a female that will sit on my face/let me rub and lick her feet.
>no-one in kentucky

>>35813977
Unless you can be described as a qt robot boyfriend you have no right to demand things from people that you yourself are not offering.

Because I'm more content being a glorified camwhore of a fembot (male).

i'm not gay. that's why

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I do have one though. He make me happier than anything else.

>>35813964
marriage then procreate

>>35813964 (You)
Bask in the glory and warmth of another humans acceptance of you.
Relax knowing people will judge you less.
People around you may be happy for you.
Make plans together.
Accomplish said goals.
Make your ancestors proud.
Go place you couldn't go cause it was weird for a single male to be at.
Let her be your muse, and create things never though of possible.

That's what you do.
Go on, get, she's waiting.

>>35813964
Leave this BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35813939
I hate it when speed turns into a beat off fest.. once you come down you gotta look in the mirror for a few minutes and try to recall what just happened.

>>35813939

>take amphetamine to get work done
>jack off for 5 hours
>really need to get this work done, take more amphetamine
>jack off for 5 more hours
>time for bed, but it's necessary that i get this work done, so i take more amphetamine
>jack off for another 5 hours
>first class starts in a few hours, if i don't get the assignment done then i will fail
>take more amphetamine
>jack off for 5 hours
>skip class because i didn't have any work to turn in

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How much adderall do I have to take to be considered "high on speed"?

I usually take 30mg a day, but I only started two month ago, so I don't have a huge tolerance

Snort or eat?

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duh nigga
why else do you think people bought the switch

>>35813937
I love thick, natural eyebrows. Drawing them on looks stupid but some nice thick ones are fucking great. It should be more common desu

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>>35813937
>>35813997
take your shit-tier fetish elsewhere faggots

>>35813757
i work at a construction site and have no friends and i've not interacted with girls since high school so zero

I've never spoken to a girl like that. Usually when they've been "comfortable" around me is when their friend dared hem to come up to me and start making conversation.

I've never actually had a girl in my friend group nor do I talk to girls now.

Literally interactions with girls make up about 2% of all my interactions.

>>35813757
the last girl who interacted with me was very nice to me. she thought i was smart or something and wanted me to teach her how to pass her science exams. she was really dumb and wouldn't study for more than 5 consecutive minutes before going on her social media. unsurprisingly she didn't talk to me after exams were over.

>>35813747
You do understand you ae not really anonymous right?

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>>35813747
Behold my oregano

>>35813913
Jokes on you normie, I don't live in burgerland

>>35813715
are a virgin if you do the virgin walk or do only virgins do the virgin walk?!!??!?!?!?

>>35813715
SAGE origisago

>>35813763
shut the fuck up i am op and i am gay.

>>35813701
Because they steal our memes and ruin all of them. And when they make their own memes, they're all utter shit like "wot in tarnation" or whatever the fuck. Normies are the antithesis of original humor

Please don't project unto all of us.
I like people, most of them anyways.
>People don't like me.
>Kae

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they arent very nice

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Do you think my mom is ugly?

i dont really care

that woman i dont find attractive

but im red headed and im a motherfucking DILF

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I think they can be p. cute.

>competing
Ha, I'm not even part of the race. He doesn't even acknowledge you. You're a mouse, not a man.

>>35813651
Nah. Chad isn't interested in fat emo girls who cut themselves, my only competition is other skinny autists.

>>35813651
why is he photoshopped to look uglier