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Tell us about a time you felt like a creep, /r9k/. If you consistently feel like a creep, tell us about the time you felt the creepiest.
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The first time I fapped to a gymnastics video on youtube.
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When I used a public bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me was taking a massive shit and the smell gave me a hard-on
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>>35903377
When a girl in my geometry class said 'stop staring at my feet!' loud enough for people to hear
fuck you gloria, stupid cunt
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Why is she doing this? What will it change in the grand scheme of things?
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>>35903288
Holy shit. A girl took pictures of herself and posted them to the internet? What if other girls start doing this?
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probably artistic reasons, she pretends she's having a baby.
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>>35903288
damn she is cute
CUTE
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>exam tomorrow
>had months to prepare knowing that it was a difficult subject
>only started studying yesterday
>now so panicked I can't focus at all
>99% sure I'm going to fail
What's wrong with me? Why can't I study and prepare like a normal person?
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>>35903283
I'm sure you'll change tomorrow
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>>35903283
You're soft. You lack discipline.muted
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>>35903283
Who /abitur/ here?
You there.
What do you want?
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give me an infinite supply of mc chickens, the best fast-food sandwich, please
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Time
orygynol
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>>35903223
Charisma.
x
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Have you taken the prostitute red pill yet?
>Nail women out of your league for literally no effort.
>Don't have to be afraid of asking for something strange because she's not going to be in your life after the next hour.
>Finally get to have a woman say nice things to you and treat you like a real human being.
>Don't have to cope with the shame of being a virgin anymore.
>Chads taunting becomes hollow when you realize that girl he's with? She's an escort you had an appointment with last night.
>Stacy's taunting becomes hollow when you realize you had a girl easily a tier or two above her licking your nutsack last night.
>tfw hookers cured my depression and gave me back my confidence, allowing me to finally get a better job than middle management and I haven't felt the need to wallow on /r9k/ for almost six months
There is literally no excuse, do it.
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>>35903143
You have clearly never fucked a hooker
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>>35903143
How do I get a prostitute when I aint got no job
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>>35903143
>There is literally no excuse
Except risk of jail time.
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Reminder that even women are better at being Chad than you are.
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Duh. Most FTM get more testosterone hormones than the average robot naturally produces. It's downright retarded they hand that shit like candy for females who decide they're men, but despite a 1-20x variance in males, men with low T cannot legally get the stuff.
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His nose looks like a stapler
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>>35903066
How is it ftm are hotter than mtf?
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Depression in Males: Tendency to lose weight
Depression in Females: Tendency to gain weight
Why do you think this is?
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My guess is that women are more prone to being emotional eaters, paired with the fact that men lose weight easier anyhow.
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>>35903091
Why are people "emotional eaters"?
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>>35903528
they eat for psychological comfort
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Who's your trapfu /r9k/?
Mine is pic related, the original and best.
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>>35902968
I don't have one. But that one always disturbs me. Too female looking.
Funny as hell, though.
Bailey something, right?
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Sophie
Too bad she married that fat slug heffska
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>>35902990
>Bailey something, right?
>pretending to not know her full name so people wont call him gay
ur gay son
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/footlove/ general: 2011 HDD edition
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I just found a disk from 2011 and thought I'd spread footlove and help build our social movement for greater acceptance.
All lovers of female feet and legs are welcome. Normie faggot titguys and pussyfags be polite ITT. You'll receive no mercy.
Pic related
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>>35902575
how do girls even agree to take such pictures
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>>35902619
Many of them have a foot bf
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dont spread it. it's kinda like tits. imagine if boobies everywhere was as acceptable as walking barefoot ? jesus christ, let's not spoil this one
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>Just ate second pizza of the day
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>>35902474
Gonna need to see some timestamp proof OP
Show us the pizza boxes and your fat arm
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>>35902474
it's 8:22 AM and I have already eaten an entire half-gallon of black raspberry ice cream, 12 perdue "Wings of Fire" and 3 pieces of leftover dominos pan pizza.
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>>35902474
same here...pizza boxes really need warning labels.
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>bald
>5'5 tall
>ugly as sin
>acne
>fat
>literally IQ 94
>26 and never had a job
>KHHV
>never had gf
>never had friends
>several mental disorders
>hunchback
>have naturally bad body odor
>poor as shit
I doubt anyone here is worse off than me. I am the uber-subhuman.
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>>35901922
Ha
>25
>Jude law hairline
>have 0 friends
>parents are the poorest people I've ever seen
>live in rural New York
>even if I get a few sheckels I have to buy weed with it (herbal Jew)
>go months without seeing a girl
>fat body
>hairy
>stretch marks everywhere
>man tits
>my only social interaction is looking autistic on social media when I'm drunk
>house is in shambles
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This is a quality thread and what /r9k/ is all about.
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>>35901922
Psh you think you've got it bad?
>5'8"
>slightly assymetrical eyelids
>atavistic moral system
>working minimum wage job for immigrants that I hate
>haven't gotten laid in a year
>suspended from college for partying
>job offer for the summer but unsure if I'll pass background check
>charismatic but sometimes jokes fail
>never been to a rave
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Post cancerous youtube comments
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2017-03-30 02:43:20
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>doctor: you have only [length of the youtube video] left to live
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>>35901851
i got one
>when you...
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Oh yeah your nondescript humor containing a mixture of the words cuck and senpai is so much better
Haha le fat beanie jew *choking noises* xd
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>>35901896
triggered redditor cuck detected desu senpai
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What does /r9k/ think of Poppy?
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>>35901788
Who the fuck is poppy?
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>>35901809
She's Poppy
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>>35901809
My waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCXxqiTjqE
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It is all about what a woman wants. Never what she has to offer.
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This one thinks she is hiring for Google or something.
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This one reeks of narcissism.
I sear, all girls think they are smart and pretty.
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>>35901591
Well, it certainly looks, intelligence, or stability.
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What's it like being rich? Are you ever jealous of rich people?
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No, I really hate feeling tied down with materialism. Only thing with being rich is having your own place.
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>>35901488
But come on, there are other nice stuff associated with money
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i want to be rich of the soul, not of material
i want to be wanted, be loved, be lusted for. i want to experience what its like to live as a human being. FUCK money