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>>35333050
yall
yall
yall some funny nighas

>>35333050
>new
50 online people

>>35333180
Its growing quickly. It had over 30 within 12 hours of being made

She noticed. She was just a slut and was getting turned on.

>>35333011
congratulations, you're a molester

You are lucky. Last time I did that,I was slapped

>>35332982
You must also be a virgin if you don't know the difference between mutual masturbation and penetrative sex

>>35333005
Sorry to break this to you, but penetrative "sex" is in itself just a form of mutual masturbation. The essence of sex lies in genetic recombination; if no genetic recombination occurs then sex has not been archived. Doesn't matter if you've put your prick into into a braud to get off, might as well have been a flesh-light or your hand if you don't fertilize an egg.

>>35333329
Read a dictionary and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about whatever your opinion on what sex is, is.

Mommy gfs are toxic

>nothing else matters but getting the toxic thing

Such is life

>>35333074
no they're nice and kind and take care of you and make everything okay just like when you were little

>>35332977
Why don't you just date your mom?

>>35332934
life is killing me.
video games make it tolerable.

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>>35332934
Video games definitely aren't killing me.

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>>35332934
No it's not.
Prove that it is.

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>>35332903
your description of women describes me perfectly, kek

>>35332957
Give me some good lines to hurt their ego phaggot

>>35332903
all 'success' and 'failure' is subjective and has no real meaning. in the eyes of the void the most successful well versed man is no different than the women you despise so wholeheartedly.
but to each is own, if you want to make them feel bad go ahead.

>>35333025
tell a women above 25 you think she would be a terrible mother and should not reproduce.
this will hurt them deeply
as for younger idk, just express only disgust towards them, it might not hurt them but it sure pisses them off

>>35332876
It's because men are traditionally supposed to be the strong confident ones. Very few bitches looking for sadbois.

This, in part, is why there's some tenets of feminism that I support: men have emotions that they can't bury under meat and liquor. Sometimes you need to get a good cry out.

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>>35332945
You're hitting a little too close to home, anon

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>>35332997
I'm aware. I'm finally moving into the realm of normiedom and the grass is NOT greener this side. Everyone's angry or sad and tries to party or fuck to distract themselves from it all

None of it ever helps them

INFJ are almost always based

Best writer

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>>35332772
No. Married twice, pic related cutie was one of his wives.

We could only aspire to be like George.

>>35332954
It's amazing how he only wrote about 5 songs for the Beatles, yet he was as talented as Lennon and McCartney. Something, which he wrote, is their best song ever, for instance.

>>35332762
no, social behavior is a spook

>>35332762
I agree that positive reinforcement from others heavily influences one's self-image; but it's naive reductionism to assume that would solve everyone's problems.

>>35332739
I wasn't. I was unlucky.

all the chad sperm sacrificed their life to break down the egg and i was the lazy one who sneaked his way in while giving the middle finger to all the dead chad sperm

>>35332719
No such thing op, not even Hitler said there was a master race.

Be proud of your heritage, your people, what theu jave done, and if theres nothing to be proud of, then be determined enough to make your race something youd take pride in being

We have way too many leftists to be the masterrace

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>>35332719
We actually are

You are part of the degenerating problem in the west.

>>35332846
>namefag
>having a say in anything
you can only have one

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>>35332846
Society doesn't matter when you have a cute robot waifu.

This thing doesnt exist in this damned universe.
But I would.

I guess that would depend on the answer.

>>35332698
heroin made me happy a few times, but that's a doomed path.

>>35332679
Weak willed beta faggots think that porn is controlling their lives when really all it is is that they're too lazy/lack the initiative to do anything other than sit around and jack off

>>35332679
Some say it desensitizes you to average looking women and vanilla sex acts. I will say that if you go too far down the porn rabbit hole, you may become alienated because of it.

>>35332718
But how is that an issue if you will never have sex with a woman anyway?

>>35332256
>he didn't make loud noises and hit himself in the head

Dumb normie.

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>>35332318
So I am supposed to make screeching noises is that it? When do I hit myself in the head?

Please help me get better at autism desu

Did you play him your anime OSTs on your Android phone?

Did you do the virgin sneeze?

They might have sealed the deal. Honestly he doesn't seem like a competent doctor