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>>38221297
Whats wrong with my shirt?

I see a lot of guys with wifebeaters in my hood so I want to fit in

Also its just my gameboy I carry it when I go out so I dont have to talk to anyone

Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:30:18 Post No.38221782
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>>38221258
my fucking sides

change that shirt, shave your neck beard and take that thing out of your pocket then you're good to go.

why are you buying condoms?

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2017-07-08 12:57:58 Post No.38221243
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:57:58 Post No. 38221243 [Report] [View this topic]

>playing Boggle with Mom.
>write down the word "twat"

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2017-07-08 12:55:46 Post No.38221209
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:55:46 Post No. 38221209 [Report] [View this topic]

>friend

What is that?

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2017-07-08 12:54:40 Post No.38221187
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:54:40 Post No. 38221187 [Report] [View this topic]

choose equal amount of non contradicting traits from each category

positive category:
>huge, thick, beautiful shower dick
>manly, model tier face
>6'5 tall with godlike frame
>world class strenght, muscle mass and bf% permanently
>perfect model tier hair, manly body hair and beard which groom themselves automatically
>passive $300,000 annual income
>real photographic memory and 160 iq
>choose 1 person on Earth, she/he will fall in love with you permanently

negative category:
>tiny 1" long micropenis
>ugly quasimodo face
>4'10" tall with childish frame
>weak as a little girl, no muscle mass at all, fat as fuck, permanent state
>bald head and can't grow body hair at all
>will never get hired anywhere, and you will always have bad luck with money
>loss of short term memory, 80 iq
>nobody will ever love you

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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:51:15 Post No. 38221124 [Report] [View this topic]

>have no friends
>want to go to college just to make friends
>terrified of every aspect of college that doesn't involve socializing and having fun
>not very interested in anything that i could learn because all of my plans for my future involve things that i wouldn't need college for
>especially terrified of having to write speeches

What the fuck do i do

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