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Time for a classic. Tell me
>Your age
>Your biggest dream
>Your worst fear
>Your ideal woman/man
And I'll tell you when and how you'll meet your true love. Real psychic powers here, money back guarantee. Shoot.
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>age
23
>dream
find true love in the next 2 years
>fear
dying it fucks me up man
>ideal
girl or twink that would just hang out and cuddle and play vidya and watch tv with me
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>>38479912
So on October 13th of this year you'll be at a meetup.com thing that you signed up for. Probably a board game club or some shit. There's a girl at that meeting. You aren't initially attracted, but by the end of the meetup you all chatted and she's made it obvious that she's single. You go for it and are happy you did.
She's a pretty typical girl. Kinda gamer-girl-y but you are able to dig her in the long run.
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>18
>move to rural japan, work a simple but rewarding job/farmer
>staying in my shithole country and working a deadend job
>sweet japanese village girl
>normie intrudes via a backdoor exploit
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>look out the window durning day time
>forhead starts to hurt
is it cancer?
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>>38245722
No, just photo-sensitivity. Go outside more often.
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Get glasses or lasik
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>groin pain tripled over past 3 days
It's been a fun ride lads, but it looks like it's my stop.
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Are my standards too high? 2017-07-09 04:10:28 Post No.38245694
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Are my standards too high?
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i need:
>skinny
>extremely white
>short, anywhere under 5'10
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>>38245694
the higher you aim the harder you fall
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I'm sorry anon you'll have to find a way to do your laundry. What will you do?
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Immediately move, as I refuse to live anywhere that requires I use coin operated laundry.
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>>38479767
Tickle her feet with my tongue
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>>38479767
Tell her my mommy gets paid on Friday and if she wants she can come over so we can watch space ghost, play sonic, and eat pizza.
It's really bad.
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ITT: things only normalfags do
>cry over celebrity deaths
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Do they really cry ?
>>38243837
-be socially autistic
-be kid who's 4 years old and never had any formal friends.
-start school
-follow kids around like an autist thinking they are my friends
-get called stupid/idiot/retard/autist who belongs in psychiatric hospital by most kids.
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>>38245572
You're not even in his thread
>not using meme marks
Pffft what are you, some kinda normie?
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>sit in train, it's pretty full
>girl comes in i'd say she's a 5/10 i'd say with a hairy arms but nice tits
>i smile at her a bit she smiles back
>sits next to me
>for the whole train ride (45 minutes) her arm was touching mine and i wasn't moving a centimeter
she must have felt it too, what does it mean /r9k/, maybe a femanon can explain this?
>i didn't say a word to her but what does it mean, the skin contact must have been really noticable to her
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>>38479745
It means stop manspreading and give rhe poor girl some room
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>>38479745
>i smile at her a bit she smiles back
It means you're a normie. Fuck off.
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>>38479745
Those are the worst. I never have any idea how to act. Reminds me of latest.
>brother uses car so have to take train to uni
>train's pretty full
>sit by the window
>some 16-18yo girl sits opposite of me
>real sporty looking, had the most beautiful bj lips
>our knees touch
>don't want to keep staring
>try to look out the window
>still see her reflection
>put my Cattle Decapitation louder and close my eyes pretending to sleep
>probably started sobbing
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Hey guys look at this COOL dog
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>tfw testicular torsion
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Is it immoral to rape traps?
It's totally immoral to rape people, but they're not people. They're just a mentally ill with holes for the taking.
Honestly tell me if you had the chance you wouldn't hold pic related down while it gets what it deserves.
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>>38245464
>Honestly tell me if you had the chance you wouldn't blablabla, i love sucking cock and being gay
(You)
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I go in here for 5 minutes and i already have a young girl, everything showing, fingering herself.
Why are women so easy?
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Anyone who goes on omegle has already forfeited their dignity so it happens naturally.
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>>38245440
Because you're good looking. I have like 200 hours spent on omegle by now and never been in this kind of situation.
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>>38245440
>tfw unlikable
>tfw you've spent too much time in the r9k tag and everyone immediately disconnects after seeing you now
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>in group setting, family event, school event etc...
>minding my own business
>qt3.14 enters the room
>suddenly my mind is flooded with thoughts of her and I desperately want to impress her
Why is life so cruel?
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