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>tfw when no tomboy gf
why even live bots?
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>>35971768
shes so cute desu
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>>35971768
looks like a man
ooooooorginal
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>>35971768
I'll tell you why live. Because a man without purpose is a man destined to go insane. So live to fulfill your new purpose: acquire a tomboy gf to procreate with and live happily ever after.

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threemilkt on twitch

You will never listen to her singing a lullaby to you. Why even live... oregano
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she's live btw.


organeoasle
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she looks like an 80 year old lady without wrinkly skin
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>>35971784
I like my waifus like that tbhfam....

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Im a straight guy and I sucked my best friends dick last night AMA
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>>35971731
you're not straight
>but I didn't like it!
you had another man's genitals in your mouth
it really doesn't matter, but if you're a fag just admit it, nobody is going to fucking care
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you can't be straight if you sucked his dick
unless you were literally forced to but if you did it out of your own free will nigga u gay
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>>35971731
>Straight
>Sucked a BFF dick

Those dont belong together..

>tfw no pentecostal gf with floor-length Hair
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what if you stepped on it
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>>35971685
I would get erect
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HNNNNGly shit i never realised i need this in my life

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who here /bodydysmorphic/?
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Anybody who is /fit/ I often scoff when people say I'm really muscular. I don't feel that way.
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>>35971642
Diagnosed. I'm just a self aware ugly man, no mental illness. I'm not naive about the importance of beauty.
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How do people get self conscious about the way their body looks? I've never understood this about people. The way you look really doesn't matter that much.

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Robots help!

I'm fucking helplessly in love with a 8/10 QT.
She's a real Anglo girl

>Great tits
>Beautiful green Hazel Eyes
>Great personality
>Nice laugh and smile
>Smart
But I've been friend zoned and she's not looking for a boyfriend. We've got off (Kissed for non bongs) but still I'm fucked.
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>>35971591
>I have no chance!
>wat do?
Are you retarded? Just give up and stop wasting everybody's time.
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>>35971591
maybe you should go back to /fit/
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>>35971630
>suggesting i'd want help from a fucking weeb anyway. Probs never seen a pussy before

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Sometimes I feel like freeing the slaves was a mistake. I've been feeling like that a lot more lately.
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>>35971569
Sometimes I feel sorry for white folk but then I remember that evil is in your D.N.A and hope the worst for you

I truly pray these fundamentalists get their hand on a nuke and wipe you devils of this world
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>>35971612
And robots like you were made to be naturally castrated.
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even bringing them over here was a mistake

if slavery hasn't been a thing America would be a nigger-free paradise

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>cop came to my door today
>thought he was gonna finally bust me for pirating
>it was about my brother involved in attempted murder
Phew...uh, I'm wondering if because I'm a failure of an older brother is it my fault my brother turned to gang violence? Could I have saved him, or was he a lost cause?

Also very strange I had a dream of me getting shot on Friday and this happened yesterday. God is real fellas. He could have offed me right there and then had I left my room.
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Brothers are just rivals that live in your house. Be thankful he chose the path of the nigger instead chad's path.
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>>35971491
your ethnicity and where you live please, im guessing latino and american
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>>35971602
I'm black. I thought that was obvious enough, sorry.

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How is it like to be raised by a single mother? Is there some truth to the saying: "Behind every criminal and stripper, there is a single mother."
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>1950's mindset
>single mother

What.
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>>35971538

She means being a conservative stay at home wife and mother.
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No but it can definitely cause the child depression and soul crushing guilt later in life for being such a burden. But at least I didn't have to share with siblings

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>tfw the psychosis is coming back

Fucking hell I don't want to go through that shit again.
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Hang out with other mentally ill folks here >>>/x/
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>>35971501
Don't forget to stop by >>>/adv/ as well to chit chat with folks who have wisdom and lend an ear to listen..
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Why are you suffering with psychosis OP?

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anyone else here grossly overweight

>5'9
>270lbs
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5'8

220lbs


jdjdhdh
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>>35971424
>5'11
>240

help me desu
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>>35971424
>>35971464
>>35971486
>Grossly overweight
>under 300
You could slim down in a matter of months. This is fat but more like average american fat.

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Has anyone here had experience with vaginismus? Did you manage to overcome it with your partner?

My first girlfriend ever has it. I don't mind because I love her, but she's feeling bad about it. I was one of those hopeless romantic dreamers who thought I could cure her by being gentle and open and talking about it, but it didn't work. How does one cure this?
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Toys lube and fingers
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Google that shit instead of asking a board full of virgins.
There are some treatments that may, It ain't no magic cure though.
Also consider lube.
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>>35971472

>tfw this is the only place i bother posting online
I did read some articles, but I wanted to get some opinions "first hand".

>>35971450

I tried that, but it wasn't enough. My hope is still that it's a psychological thing and that it can be "solved" by talking and carefully getting used to it and relaxing.

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1. Choose a name for yourself, unless you intend to post a single comment.

2. Use that name in the namefield.

3. Share your problems.

4. Talk to each other. I'll always be there, though.

5. I'll post resources early in the thread so you can check them.

6. Make sure to let us know if you already have a diagnosis, and whether it's from yourself or a doctor/therapist.

7. Choose a name, really, and put it in the namefield. If you don't, I will have issues remembering who said what, so even for your first post, use a name.
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Please kill yourself Nick, do it for the kids
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It's not a real psych issue, but i have crippling shyness, i never participate in real conversations that aren't just me and someone else im really close to, I'm too shy to even talk online half the time. its not like im afraid of anything, i can just never bring myself to do this. hitting this post button is even hard
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>>35971496

It is a psychological issue, and it is more important than you seem to think. If it prevents you from a happier life, it is a serious issue.

I'll assume you have issues putting yourself forth, and probably don't trust people to know you as who you are, and probably put the emphasis on what you do, instead, which makes you feel very nervous about anything you may say or do.

You're afraid people may not see who you are as a person, maybe you don't even expect them too, maybe you don't feel like there's much to show.

When did you become shy like this?

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To all the virgins thinking fucking bitches will solve all the problems in your life and make you happy, you are wrong.
>19 in second year of college
>become really good friends with this girl
>I tell her I like her
>she says she doesn't want a relationship
>I'm a virgin, so she doesn't want to have sex with me because I would catch feelings
>later find out that she had feelings for me and didn't want to be with me because she would rather just have casual sex
>fast forward a year later
>about to turn 21 soon
>over the past year I have fucked over 10 different women some multiple times
>all casual stuff
>still depressed
Sure it is fun for a little bit getting your dick sucked but it sucks. I just want to be loved man. It is easier to get a girl to suck my dick than be my girlfriend. This hookup culture shit just isn't for me man. I just got back from fucking this bitch and I didn't even feel a thing. It's just a waste of time that I could be putting forth on improving my life and trying to graduate college.
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>>35971314
Just log off this board man.
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>>35971314
Aka, bitches always play games and will never sincerely love any of us.
I feel that feel man. Feelsbadman.
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>>35971330
i second this.
Youre a normie scum op.

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How many of you robots can drive?

If you can't drive, what's your excuse?
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>>35971298
Can drive, but have tremors if I don't take pills.
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>>35971298
Lost my licence for 5 years due to a DUI
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If you can't drive you're not a robot. You're a baby.

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