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>>38096861
just kys. the world doesn't need your weakness

>>38096897
I'm here to help the prosperity of the human race, we don't need faggots like OP spreading his shitty genes, so he should khs.

dw dood, I went from a kissless virgin to not a virgin in like 2 hours. ty tinder

only me

>>38096887
And why is this?

>>38096838
Me. Well it's not really my fault.
Kinda had massive exams throughout the year do I had little time for women.

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I'm thankful daily that I wasn't born a nigger.

>>38096830
This tbqh. Every negro deep down wishes they were white. They want to know what stability and status is like.

>seen as

Heh good one OP. Niggers are those things, they're often seen as the opposite.

kick the door down

Go in there and fuck her like she should be fucked, fill her to the brim with your seed.

>>38096866
I can't. She asked me to go to the garden while they are doing it (parents are not home). I told her yes, but I am still here listening them. I can't even fap it hurts me so much that I have 3 years to become a wizard and she is already fucking.

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>16-17 delinquent period
with prospects of getting a gf and doing good at school all but lost, totally stopped caring about doing good in school, started torrenting media, smoking weed, and later drinking and whatever I could find(vicodin and opiates, or DXM), would often go weeks without going to school but the administration didn't do shit because my test scores were good, literally a shonen protagonist, watched a lot of anime started pissing in bottles and letting it collect. also stopped caring about how I ate and got fatter again.
>18-21 the interim period
went full blown NEET, sleep cycle was sporadic but was nocturnal for quite a few stretches. started watching anime besides shonen(moeshit basically). couldn't get weed anymore because I'd get it at school and had almost no social connections so became addicted to caffiene. became kind of a "head" at the time, probably my most distinctly autistic phase. had a very peculiar speech patterns, obsessed over strange concepts, ranted online etc. basically spent all my time online. had a little dumb bell but didn't know how to work out for shit but I'd pump it all the time while I was online, didn't really do shit but it got my heart pumping. started e-stalking girls from high school a lot, sometimes contacting them without revealing my identity. was really poor, chairs and desks were falling apart, spent a lot of time in bed with a laptop on a stool. watched a lot of JAV. left the house 2 times a year at most.

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>22-24 the weed period
got on NEETbux, got a weed lisence, bought real weight lifting equipment and researched how to lift properly. used money to get out of the house more, left the house at least 3 times a week at this point. developed a more boistrous personality bringing more problems at home. had a lot of hopes of getting back in touch which all fizzled out. was hopeful about getting with girls but it usually ending in my stalking and scaring them off. smoked weed and lifted everyday. started to drift away from the "one friend" I had since high school, totally cutting off contact at the end. it wasn't as fulfilling at I wanted it to be but I have a lot of nostalgia for this time as it was period of a lot of firsts for me.
>25-26
NEEThood part deux period
was discouraged that the world cared less about me than before I went NEET, stopped going out so much. stopped lifting regularly and got fat, can't even fit in pants anymore so just wear sweats all the time. still more confident then high school, went to a few events here and there but didn't really socialize. trying to stop smoking weed all the time, get back in a training routine. don't really watch anime anymore but still a weeb at heart.\

that's everything up until now. I've been wanting to make a spreadsheet of the periods that include the computers I owned, girls I had crushes on, friends, etc. really excited what the next period will be like.

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Yes.
>ages 0-4
"The ancient times"
Times where I remember being knee high, was afraid of monsters, and the house felt like a huge mansion.
>ages 5-7
"The innocent years"
Times before I got depressed, and I wasn't bullied back then/bullying wasn't at it's peak.
>ages 8-12
"The golden years"
Times when I was old enough to form my own opinions on things. It was also the time I started to accept that I really was not like the other kids, and that I didn't even need to be like the other kids. Lots of computer games and sci-fi movies. These are the times I long for.
>ages 13-22
"The blunder years"
I was overweight, wore filthy shitty clothes, long greasy hair, ugly glasses, and overall just a creepy smelly weirdo. Depressed as fuck. Finally accepted that I'm definitely not like the other kids. The worst years of my life.
>ages 22 - ???
"The years of change"
Got diagnosed with asperger's syndrome. Got fit, got a haircut, started to take care of my personal hygiene, wear clean clothes etc. Going to move out to my own place, starting to make my own decisions. Start to handle my own money.

I just want to get rid of self-hatred once and for all barkeep.

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>>38096796
enough vodka will take care of that
either that or you will kill yourself
this one is on the house

>>38096783
Barkeep, my motherfucking nigga! Good choices again on the juke. I'll take your smoothest whiskey with ginger ale. Make it a double, and leave the shit here so I can keep going.

Having a boring day, but yesterday I got some doughnuts, food, then got crazy hammered. Woke up with no hangover cause I chugged those waters, and I'm feeling pretty neutral. Strongest feel would have to be that booze is expensive in Canada and the 1.14L bottle is already half empty after 2 days.

>>38096734
Junha

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>>38096734
the name derrick makes me think of a black asshole. not a literal black asshole but a black person that is an asshole. 3/10
Marvin.

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>>38096734
nerd/10
>>38096767
foreign/10

Jose

I've literally been on the verge of falling in love with someone on Discord.
I spent time with them in voice chats and such, so not only text.

Go ahead, laugh at me.

>>38096688
>add someone on discord
>ghosted
>repeat

>>38097264
I'm the same. The more i talk to someone, the more i feel like im in love.

>>38096681

I beat them both into a pulp with the butt of the gun and rape them both before picking which one made my dick feel the best and then kidnap them and take them as a sex slave and shoot the other

Neither. I do not care about them at all.

>>38096681
The beta orbiters are the biggest problem. Easy choice.

it's not weird to be attracted to disabled girls, but it is weird to not be attracted to non disabled girls.

>>38096671
Some sort of savior complex? I think it's weird in that you aren't caring about the individual, but a trait they possess

>>38096671
I have been exclusively attracted to disabled girls since playing Katawa Shoujo all those years ago

>>38096628
the last post wins unless it's completely retarded.

It's what the crowd thinks not what's objectively right, that's how most of life works.

I'm super tired. i think I'mg going to go to sleep now. Gotta brush my teeth first though

>>38096628
I've done it a few times, only I actually read the replies because my time isn't worth anything and I have nothing better to do.

You get an adrenaline rush before you do it and afterwards it's hell.

I wish I shot up my campus then I could've contributed to this thread

>>38096560
I've killed myself, by realizing the pointlessness of reality. It's quite an empty feeling.

Why would you watch anything if you could watch something specific?

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Do you think you could take a roll of loonies in your ass?

Same bro there's a bush party in the forest behind my house and I have to listen to all the chads yelling

>>38096465
Mmm, you like taking that bbc up your boipussy?

>>38096465
wait a second, is that actually a trap?

oh yeah baby.
jerk that cock as you tighten the belt with the other.
When the belt gets really tight. Use both hands to tighten it.

I didnt dive deep into anime until after I was already a trainwreck

It's pretty obvious at this point

Did they have sexual intercourse like fucking sucking?