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Can men even be robots? Women have to deal with periods, women have to deal with violence, women have to deal with rape, and women are constantly discriminated against. All men have to do is get a job.
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>>34665085
I'm insulted by this quality of bait.
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>>34665085
>Women have to deal with periods,
And men are supposed to leave you alone and not bug you about it or else they'll get in trouble.
>women have to deal with violence,
far more men die in violent situations than women. Women are to be protected by men according to traditional gender standards.
>:women have to deal with rape,
Men can be raped too, especially in prison after being convicted for insulting a woman during their period.
>and women are constantly discriminated against.
By whiteknighting betas who put pussy on a pedestal cause they're trying to get laid.
>All men have to do is get a job.
Because society says so, it's not like women can't get jobs. The nuclear family with stay at home moms is dead, most adult women work now.
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>>34665175
Women are victims far more pet capita though.. women almost never murder men, but men murder women frequently.

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who /slow/ here?
I can't work in hospitality because of this. It takes me twice as long as a normal person to complete tasks.
I also mumble and trip over my words constantly.
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>>34665066
How'd you define slow? I take my time doing things, I never get worked up, but that's not due to a slow mind and I'm perfectly eloquent. I just burn out in a McDonalds environment, working at maximum speed for 8 hours at a time. Which is why they fired me.
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>Can't really multitask
>Can't follow logic in arguments
>Trip over words

I'm a brainlet and I know it
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>>34665126
Well I just couldn't do the stuff at mcdonalds fast enough.
I take forever to wash dishes at home.

Why did I never see this? Seems there are even tips that help after you leave school
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>tfw no qt Mose gf
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Was coconut head a robot?

>gets bullied daily
>normies mock him
>wants a mommy gf
>cries all the time
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>>34665041
>tfw thanks to her character
>have had a lifelong fetish for tall qt brunettes with nice legs and shitty attitudes
Fucking viacom.

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There is literally nothing wrong with being a normalfag
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The only thing wrong with normalfags is that they're still alive.
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they are what we will never be
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>>34664959
except in reality the hole is much smaller and all of the circles mock you as soon as you walk away for being a robot while talking about how you didn't JUST try hard enough

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>family history of pure british, fully bearded, godtier wavy haired folk with hairlines that didn't recede
>mum decides its a good idea to fuck an autistic cuban guy with shit hair and make me

How the fuck could could she be so fucking selfish, having a child and racemixing is absolutely fucking immoral, selfish bullshit .All these vapid fucks who want kids because their life is so stagnant they have to steal someone elses future happiness for a shred of fulfillment. Fuck this gay fucking earth id rather not have been born with theses shit genetics than never exist at all. Im a genetic freak and all i fucking get is "look how cute you are in this pic anon!!!! XDDD". Who the fuck even has mixed race kids compared to the rest of my family im fucking hideous, mixed children have the highest suicide rates, are more likely to be bullied i mean fucking look at elliot rodger. Fuck

/blogpost
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>>34664889
Have you shared these thoughts with your mom?
you should
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>>34665004
No i got called racist for thinking we shouldn't have an immigrant in our fucking house
so imagine the fucking magnitude of bullshit id get for being able to accept that maybe just maybe i was a fucking mistake.
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>>34665028
You should still tell her.
First she'll get angry and lash out against you, but later on she'll lay awake at night and blame herself for your unhappiness.
It's important to hold people accountable for their mistakes, and guilt is an effective punishment.

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How do I stop being attracted to girls age 13-16? I'm attracted to older girls as well but I feel like at that age group my attraction is amplified and it makes me feel like a creep
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Get off my board paedo fuck
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>>34665110
Sorry goodbye never forget me
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">>34657271"

brap test

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How do robots feel about girls with messy hair and black circles under their eyes?
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>>34664837
I actually find it to be really cute.
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I'm all of those things, except I'm not white or Asian, so robots wouldn't like me.
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>>34664837
"I'm not like the other girls, TeehHee"

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Lucky we have the pharmaceutical industry to keep us afloat.

Beta life is hard work.

Just picked up my 3 month supply of mirtazapine. What do you take to stay alive?
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clonazepam 3x a day. keeps me calm
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>>34665258

Does it still work after a while? I've taken benzos but I understand they just build tolerance over time and then you're just taking the pill to maintain dependence.
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>>34665311
yeah. when i first started taking them I was on 0.5mg once a day. then it got raised to 0.75mg once a day. i stayed on that for a while but was in and out of the psych ward and had more meds added, then it was raised to 0.5mg but three times a day. that was okay for a while but now i find myself taking the extras id saved up from missed doses. i take other sedatives as well but no more benzos

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Some people I work with are throwing a superbowel party today. I'm "invited" as part of the group. Should I go? I don't know anything about football. Or anything about anything. I feel like I'll just stand around like an autist while everyone else socializes and has a good time. I'll also be too nervous to excuse myself out
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>>34664798
nigga just say you want the patriots to win and want tom brady to get 5 rings

or you can say "i dont really keep up with football but i sure do love food"

i dont watch football either but have some basic understanding of whose playing

falcons vs patriots
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Just go with an excuse ready so you can leave without feeling awkward. Just talk about the commercials and admit you aren't a football guy. Everyone just wants to have fun, and they wouldn't have invited you if they didn't want you there. They're probably expecting you to come
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You'll be pasted on Facebook if you go.

I hate being female I think we're inferior and any make affection for us in entirely wrapped up in sex. When we aren't attractive enough were about as appealing to them as dog shit.
I feel like most women would come to this conclusion eventually which us why you see a lot of jaded and depressed older women.. but I'm only 21. Thank's to the Web I was exposed to all of this early on and for the past 5 years I've been sinking further into that pit and I can't see a way out.
I'll attempt to survive on my own but ill always feel like garbage because I'll never be as good as a man and I'll never be happy in a relationship because Ill assume he's just with me for sex. He'll get tired of me when I turn 27 and I'll be not only self hating but entirely unloved and unwanted.
I'm checking out of life when I'm 25.
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>>34664794
Now realize that a group doesn't dictate where you rank relative to other individuals and that the only people that adopt those beliefs are usually the kind of losers that end up on /r9k
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>>34664794
Oh, are you that homeschool anon from the other thread?
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>>34664794
ok sure now please go post on some other board because you don't belong here

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>Day 1 of the Challenge
>Challenge Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aBNvD

How are you horny robots holding up so far? I've already heard some worried that they won't be able to hold out for a full 9 days.

Just know that on February 14th, balls will roll, semen will spill, and nuts of all kinds will be busted!
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I'm already at my limit, I've never gone more than 1 day without fapping and I'm already starting to feel the cocklust building up.
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>>34664830
That just means the Challenge is going well, keep with it anon!
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Leud Bump

Kanye is unironically my idol.

Every big decision I make, I think about whether or not he'd approve.
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>>34664697
Unfortunately he decided to coon his ass for Trump
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Good man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yb31UEqXX4
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>>34664697
How the fuck do you know what he would and wouldn't approve of?

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>people wear glasses with clear lenses just so they look smart

Yes, this is really a thing. And if you do it fuck you.
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>>34664681
...am i suppose to wear glasses with opaque lenses?
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>>34664681
People who need or wear glasses are pathetic
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I guess it's just fashion. I used to see people on /fa/ talking about doing that very thing

If I could change my vision to 20/20, I would

>>34664708
He means people who wear glasses without needing them, and just have non-prescription lenses

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Epiphanies or "redpills" (in the traditional sense--it doesn't have to be an ultraconservative idea, just a new conceptualization of a daily reality normies take utterly for granted)

Big ones for me:

1. Renting is an utterly ridiculous waste of money
2. Making a car payment every month is too
3. Having kids makes you poor and less happy
4. School teaches you absolutely zero useful shit, even pre-med or engineering courses end up consisting of a lot of "weed out" stuff like linear algebra or organic chemistry that gets tossed in the waste can when your real job begins
>Getting married is a great idea (not)

i dunno, let's have some thought-provoking arguments that devolve into rage-filled shitposting
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Material wealth is an illusion and in the end will only leave you dissatisfied and wanting more

The quest for happiness begins at distancing oneself from material desires
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>>34664891
that's a good one

i think i've started on that path but damn is it hard to fully eliminate the craving for material splendor
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>>34664645
Life is boring and nothing is worth doing. Love is only an illusion: it won't last for ever. You'll get bored, or better, she will. No one understands you. You live alone, you die alone. Loneliness will follow you till the very end.

Have fun browsing r9k.

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Hey anon, we need to stretch before doing anything strenuous
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How do I stretch to allow banana flexibility?
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>>34664643
Please describe how you would fuck Perry.
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>>34664957
With both arms.

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