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How do I stop constantly thinking about the Babs?

>>34639380
Heres an interview with her.
she looks beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOgKFAGFng

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How is it acceptable to be this sexy?

>>34639353
oh look, it's another "anon wants to make fun of another guy" episode.

LAKKARII

nice chin but
>big forehead
>stoner eyes
>weak brow
>small mouth

6.5/10

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>>34639351
i don't go to bars alone, but i do work as a bartender, i think the most notable thing that happened yesterday was that a guy washed two mirrors in the men's restroom with his puke at around 9:00 pm. Also the two dudes who made out "for the meme". Finally the guy who ran full speed face first into a plexiglass door and shattered his eyebrow. And the guy who lent his driver's license to some other guy he met the day before so he could use it as a deposit for a tower of beer, only to find out his buddy got thrown out for starting a fight, so the guard took the driver's license and gave it to the wrong guy (which we obviously got blamed for).

It wasn't the best of shifts.

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>be me
>go to bar alone
>normies everyehwere
>chatting and drinking beer
>stacies and roasties in a circle laughing
>approach their circle
>"e-excuse me"
>they dont hear me
>louder now "e-excuse me"
>stacy turns around
>whatthefuck.jpg
>i say "Im Chad"
>her attitude totally changes
>she starts flirting with me
>ask her about anime
>ask her about roast beef
>ask her to be my gf
>she is really turned off and uncomfortable
>"y-you too"
>I leave the bar and fap to hentai

>>34639351
>be me
>in local bar smoking a cigarette
>group of 6/10 stacies mirrin from a booth
>order a glass of liquid confidence, smooth, much like I planned to be.
>buzz kicks in, put on aviator shades, walk over
>prop myself on jukebox, finger bang at them, pop my black leather jacket
>they have synchronized orgasm
>hit a 360 spin
>ayyyeee all the way home

>>34639304

No. I'd never get any time to myself.

>continuing my line of genetic failure
no

>>34639304
No. I want an ugly wife and an ugly kid.

>bluepill
ignorant bliss
>redpill
harsh truth
>brownpill
poopie pill
>blackpill
immense hatred
>whitepill
sweet nothingness
>greenpill
hippie shit
>purplepill
illuminati shit and sometimes science
>greypill
/fit/
>orangepill
I don't remember

>>34639289
Where do I look for these whitepills?

>>34639289
>bluepill
ignorant bliss
>redpill
ignorant bitterness
>blackpill
ignorant hatred
>whitepill
sweet nothingness
>greenpill
ignorant people hating
>purplepill
ignorant bog
>greypill
ignorant wasting of energy and resources and general autism

>spam dark templar because they're kool
>that's it

>>34639283
>spam dark templars
>enemy deploys observer/raven/overseer that can see through their camouflage
>get owned

>>34639356
yeah but observers, ravens and overseers are gay
they are for people who are too scared to recklessly engage in combat, they are like little children
so you can always insult their users

>>34639186
Rage comics are cancer. If you find them funny, you're an underage retard and you belong on 9gag.

>>34639214
but 4chan is cancer so who cares

>>34639235
>>>/9gag/ underage retard

have you even studied anything at all and i dont even mean going to college like learning anything useful at all

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>>34639201
no i just sleep and play games all day

>>34639233
Oh well do something nothing is particularly stopping you from getting a part time job or anything so do that and save and teach your self about construction or cars or computers

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>on meds so no sex drive
>accidentally skip meds on night
>beat the shit out of me like 5 times in a row
wew
origami

>>34639170
Fucking hell dude, just use the fucking fill tool.

placebo

origniniagangal

It also helps with insomnia. Which in turn reduces acne.

Not using soap on my face cured mine.

Applying bengay instead of lotion with fapping will make the orgasm intense everytime.
I promise.

>>34639079
But your robots cannot breed!!

Robots can't reproduce lol

Who is the leader of /r9k/?

>>34639068
Lay on her and hope she fucks my brains out and makes me tell her how much I love her

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>Thirsty again already? You just ate! Alright..fine. Come here my love.

god i want a milky mommy so fucking bad

git gud

original comment senpai

>>34639036
Let me tell you a little secret anon.
Success, fame, happiness...they mean nothing.

>>34639036
real sign of a dipshit faggot when you notice that you lose at "everything"
that means you wasted your time not doing anything in particular and you don't care. congrats, you fuck, so why change now?

>>34639030
I don't like going outside though.

>thinks life is like fightclub

that would include

>going outside
>talking in front of people
>making up a bullshit story for why you're there and somehow pulling it off in front of a group of people
>people
>no serious AA level alcoholics are hot
>people

>>34639023

Because they're genetically programmed to be home makers. They don't have time for anything else.

>>34639023
I think my interests are cool, but they don't align with those topics (except history, but not military history, which is what it seems like you're into).

Everyone has different tastes, OP.

I love guns, cars (funnily enough, my mom is also actually obsessed with cars.) I also love history, spaceships, etc.
Maleanons, why do you always have to go around fucking generalizing all women? It's fucking odd.