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Do you wear virgin shorts?
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They really aren't desu unless you have no other sense of fashion like band tees and shit.
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>>37919406
i really, really don't understand why cargo shorts are so bad. can someone explain it to me?
i see them sold in normie stores (american eagle) all the time
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>>37919907
>>37919934
they are okay if you are under 21. If you are an adult you don't wear cargo shorts, they are for teens
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>Parents make me get a job
>Push me into a sales position
>Forget to shower, ran out of my own deodorant, so steal and use Mom's Lady Speed Stick instead
>Run a couple minutes late when the position requested that everyone be there 15 minutes early
>Wear business casual, but in my rush I put on running shoes by mistake
>Training is arranged like a class at school
>Take notes for a while, stuff is pretty obvious
>Have to pair up and practice the sales script with each other
>No one pairs with me, so I have to go with the instructor
>Stand up, realize that I get pen marks all over my pants from taking notes
>Instructor practices with me for about five minutes before walking off
>Stand in the corner reading the script to myself for about 25 minutes
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>>37919373
Part 2
>Finally lunch break
>Only have like ten minutes so have to hurry
>My legs are sore so I awkwardly run waddle down to the refrigerator
>Fiddle with the microwave for a few minutes before I realize that I am messing with the microwave's clock, not setting it to heat up
>Realize I'm retarded
>Microwave Thermos
>Realize my mom packed me clam chowder for lunch, office smells awful for the rest of the day
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So you're THAT guy. Fuck you, you ruined a perfectly good day.
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>>37919407
Part 3
>Finally almost over
>Have to make our first five sales appointments before we can leave
>Can't make cold calls, have to sell to friends and move from there based on recommendations
>Robot, have no friends
>Have two guys' phone numbers from a project in my senior year of high school a while back
>Call them up because I want to leave
>First one doesn't pick up
>Second one answers
>Doesn't remember me
>"W-would you like to buy, uh, some-"
>Tells me to fuck off and hangs up
>Panic
>Put phone to my ear like I'm doing something and pace around the office for the rest of the day
>When everyone's left, instructor asks me how I'm doing
>Do an awkward thing that kind of resembles a thumbs up
>Mutter some confirmation-like noise
>"Well okay anon, I'm leaving now. As long as you call me at 7:30 tonight to tell me how you are doing, you can go."
>Return home
>Staring at my phone
>Haven't made any contacts and don't know how I'm supposed to make more
>Parents are talking about how now I have a job, I should start thinking about moving out soon
I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
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lets all think about something different
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Op I have a question, if I get the 18 yo pregnant will she get medical treatment as a given or do I need to spend points on medical care for that?
>>37919321
I'd opt for $0 pay out
>18 yo
>Workout room
>full kitchen
>puppy
>hygiene products with jacuzzi
and either
>garden with greenhouse if 18 yo gets medical treatment when she gets pregnant
or
>medical care if she doesnt get medical treatment when she's pregnant
Me and her would be healthy and happy as fuck for at least 10 years.
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>>37919321
Internet vidya desktop and movies+tv shows.
Escapism and entertainment till the end.
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>>37919691
The end in about 3 weeks when you starve to death?
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>2000
>not sipping on some sizzurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E
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>tfw not a player
>tfw just fuck a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OckSITiSaTg&list=PLh4cISVmKpWCMhhLEe9ciImpAjutX-Ual
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>aint got no job
>stay shine
Wagecucks btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iCd6UHR-3I
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>>37919301
>>37919301
I think it's great how you used to great
I can't hate on how you choose to relate
But i know that you had the potential
I understand why you wanted to let go
A lot of pressure
In the middle of those shoulders
And we ain't gettin nothin but older
Ain't nothin' changed
But the day we run from
But nobody knows that
Better than you huh?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5VRXTEGO2w
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Fucking shit fuuuuck! I knew it was a bad idea to go to that shitty concert, free concert full of low life motherfuckers.
How the fuck I could not feel his hand going down my pocket and grabbing my phone.
I'm using Prey, Android Device Manager and Lost Android to track the phone. I'm gonna bring a knife to that hippie motherfcuker, I even think I know how he looked like.
>random dude gets really close to me while jumping in the concert, pushed him away and he didn't even bother.
>he did it in a very unusual way, I've been in lots of concerts and that was just "odd" I thought
Fucking 3rd world police can't do shit, he better give me my phone fuuuuck!
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>>37919253
Inb4
>poorfag
>can't buy a phone for months now
>not even drunk, am just so fucking angry
>little hippie guy think he a thug? will see
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>>37919253
>concert
that's what you get for being a normie
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Bring a friend, going alone is never a good idea
Why do I keep seeing this everywhere?
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It's a gang. Fukbois beware.
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You know damn well why. Its because single mothers are more numerous than ever before. This symbol is one for the single mother.
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>>37919217
It's used as a signal to let people know that she only fucks black guys
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>tfw you should be able to enjoy anything as a debt-free NEET with all the time in the world, but crippling depression prevents you from deriving even the smallest amount of pleasure from any of your usual leisure activities
Fuck this stupid brain chemistry lottery bullshit.
There's no reason I shouldn't be happy right now.
I live in a first-world country, in a comfy medium-sized town with low crime rates, have no physical ailments, and have a fair amount of money saved up. I should be blissful.
Goddamnit.
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>>37919183
Same here.
I was happier when I was working a shitty minimum wage job and came home exhausted every night.
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>>37919183
>>37919354
Just use your free will to defy the laws of physics, anons.
See, we have this part of our brain called the neocortex. The human is the only species that has it, and it is not bound by causality or physics, but is instead controlled by the soul, who chooses what to make it think.
Your soul needs to move the matter in the neocortex around to make itself happy, because it's the matter in the neocortex that controls the feelings of the soul. The neocortex, not a physical object, is what controls the soul, which is what controls the neocortex.
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Its cause you are a capable human being but you are crippled by the welfare state
Get a job
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>be winfag since child
>always hated macs
>used win7 since it came out, first thing i did on every new computer was to install it sincei was so used to it
>read about free software on /g/ and try to install ubuntu
>buggy piece of trash
>try debian, fedora, etc.
>even worse
>finally give up and stick with winshit7
>tfw baby duckling syndrome prevents me from trying again out of fear of failure
Is there a DE that looks and functions literally just like Win7 Aero? I really hate using a normalfag OS.
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Fuck, meant to post this on /g/.
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>>37919148
Just use any linux distro.
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OP, if you ever decide to go with Windows 10, I highly recommend using the freeware program ShutUp10. Disables telemetry, forced updates, advertisements, and a fuckload of bullshit all in one click. I know this sounds like a shill (even though it's completely free lol) but I wish so badly I had known about it back when I first "upgraded" to Win10.
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>ywn find a classmate that you share a lot of interests with in your teens
>ywn be his best friend
>ywn see him act more and more like a girl
>ywn see him crossdress, grow long hair, and shave his body
>ywn protect him from bullies that want to kill him for acting like a girl
>ywn watch him fall in love with you for protecting him
>ywn watch anime, play vidya and stay indoors together through highschool
>ywn spoon him in bed and stroke his hair
>ywn cuddle and fall in love with him because girls reject you but he loves you
>ywn see him embrace his feminine mannerisms go on HRT and transition
>ywn marry her and have your first kiss with her
>ywn never lose your virginities to each other
>ywn lick and fondle every inch of her delicious delicate body
>ywn cum hard while your cock is buried balls deep inside her
>ywn adopt a couple of kids
>ywn have a happy family with your best friend
>ywn protect her from the statistics and hate of the future society
>tfw patch her self esteem with love
>ywn grow old together
>ywn love her even after her looks fade
>ywn feel bad about it after death because traps and trannies aren't gay so God says it's okay
Why even live?
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>>37919105
Why don't we go back in time and do it over once I get my wizard powers.
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>>37919105
Don't remind me, it hurts.
A lot.
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>>37919105
TRAPS ARE GAY
Gtfo >>>/lgbt/
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Am I doing the right thing? I like to find young girl vloggers on youtube and tell them they're ugly and trash. this accomplishes three things
1) a pre-emptive strike against them for all the harm they will cause men in their lifetime.
2) a blow to their confidence in their vulnerable pre-teen years, which will lower their dating standards.
3) a blow against female narcissism allowing them to spend their time on more intellectual pursuits.
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It's important to have hobbies, I guess.
But have you thought about aquascaping? That seems pretty cool
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>>37919022
What if you're just steering them towards abusive Chads (because they think they deserve it) instead of regular Chads?
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They'll just become sluts, they'll fuck 100s of guys to raise their self esteem. Children are pure anon, tell them nice things, women that are damaged are always worse than healthy ones.
> tried tinder for the past week
> add random girl on snapchat
> ask if she would rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck as a joke
> she says cuddle with me instead
> accept her offer and get her number, says she'll be ready by midnight
well, it was fun shitposting
goodbye robots
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>>37918982
you never belonged here in the first place, thanks for your shitty boast-post faggot.don't come back
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Personally, I think I'd take the 100 duck sized horses, although I guess it depends on the battle arena.
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>>37919007
>answering a reddit question on the chon
Its beatdown time
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>Got fired for being too slow
Well at least I can be a NEET for a few more weeks again.
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>>37918975
can't wait until you lazy neets that take 5 minutes to assemble a hamburger are gassed and replaced with robots
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>>37918989
how does it feel to be wageslave?
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>>37918989
Implying MechaChad would even think you were worthy of being given one of his deluxe, atomic precision made burgers.
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>Got a full time job
>Got a car
>Have friends
>Have hobbies
Haven't hugged a girl in 2 years. Haven't kissed a girl in 6 years.
How do I change this?
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hamster bump
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OC bump
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>>37919123
Is that hammy okay?
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How many milestones have you missed robots?
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>>37918946
>don't start making 40k until 37
>somehow own a house and start raising a family 10 years before that
What the fuck is this a guide for obtaining debt?
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I'm 20 and I got my first kiss at 15. Never had a job tho, but that's retarded cause at this age I should be studying.
Haven't passed driving test and I'm not going to before I turn 21, but I know how to drive.
I've been on holidays with friends, too. Most people do it very young, like from 16.
Everything else looks pretty fucked. How the hell do you move out and buy a car at 22.
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>>37918946
9 so far. Let's hope I miss them all.
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Do you believe in thicc women anon?
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>>37918945
you posted some damn fine evidence right there
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Anons will say no because they are insecure their dick size can't pleasure a bigger women.
To answer the question, hell yes.
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>>37918945
I that uncomfortable?